My âLittleâ List of Prompts
- Iâm really passionate about this cause and I will give you this flier if I have to shove it down your throat
- vicious battle over the only left handed desk in the room
- my roommateâs boyfriend is staying over so can I please sleep on your floor
- itâs pouring and my final paper is in my backpack so I guess weâre stuck under this tiny awning together. do you think theyâd deliver pizza here
- hey I have to photograph someone for class will you be my model
- hey I have to take someoneâs blood pressure for class will you be my victim
- variations of the above
- I know I keep coming to the cookie shop and for some reason itâs always your shift but donât you dare judge me I need these for my sanity
- all our friends are drunk
- itâs 3 am and Iâm still in the library studying for finals and Iâm losing my grip on reality and I think I just saw a ghost
- weâre the only two people in this club. what is this club even for
- weâre the only people who ever talk in discussions itâs awful
https://callistawolf.tumblr.com/post/100809913937/swimcoachtachibana-queerlullabyÂ
âi was unaware that there was an organized zombie crawl going on and i didnât realize you were in a costume and i screamed in your face because i truly thought i was facing a zombie invasionâ au
âi got caught staring at my adult neighbour raking up a bunch of leaves in their backyard and jumping into them and now have to awkwardly pretend i saw nothingâ au
met at a pumpkin patch fighting over the same perfectly round and picturesque pumpkin au
âme and my roommate decided to decorate our house for halloween but got really into it, and ended up re-enacting several scenes from nightmare on elm street so loud the neighbours called the police to investigate screamsâ au
'i ordered a pumpkin spice latte at starbucks and you made a heart with the foam and i decided to drink it here so i can smile at you some moreâ au
'this stranger on the street corner looks like theyâre severely unprepared for this cold weather, here, take my scarf, i was planning on donating it to goodwill anywaysâ au
http://perfectlyrose.tumblr.com/post/145110612800/plantbucky-aus-that-need-to-happen-autumn
They Know Each Other But Donât Know Each Other
my friend canât stop talking about how they want to set me up with their other friend so we start texting each other and theyâre hilarious but shy about meeting and ALSO thereâs a cute bike delivery guy who brings my mail at work and winks at me whenever i sign for a package AU
iâm obsessed with a food blogger who writes about cheap ways to be gourmet in your 20s and i flirt with them over comments but they never post pictures of their face and ALSO thereâs a really cute grocery bagger at the store down the street who teases me and always asks to join me for dinner and i definitely want to say yes AU
thereâs an overnight IT person at school who always answers the phone when i call about a problem with my computer and i totally have a crush on their voice and their exasperation and ALSO the bakery down the street is always running out of my fave scones and the adorable person behind the counter canât hide their amusement and i think itâs super rude but also super cute AU
our kids are bitter rivals and the only time we ever meet is when weâre both called to the principalâs office and whatever maybe i think youâre kind of cute but your kidâs a monster and ALSO someone keeps buying the last everything bagel at my favorite coffee shop 2 minutes before i get there in the morning and has heard about my plight and has started leaving me bragging notes about it AU
i hired a dog walking company and iâve never met the person who comes to my apartment but they leave me really cute notes and they give my dog presents and i kind of love them because my dog does and ALSO one of the artists at this gallery opening is hella cute and i want them to paint me like one of their french girls AU
http://meetcuteproject.tumblr.com/post/100613200058/mickeyed-fic-where-they-know-each-other-but
cat person and dog person meet at petco and their pets wonât stop hissing and growling at each other au
a violinist who only plays classical music and a metal guitarist dislike each otherâs preferred genre but have to perform a duet au
rebellious teenager whoâs failing all their classes is assigned a studious tutor au
really distinguished food critic and fast food chef au
a hopeless romantic and a horny beast are set up on a blind date au
the class clown tries to get the pretentious, stoic know-it-all to laugh au
a morning person and a night person are assigned as roommates au
a film junkie who hates reading and a bookworm who never watches any movies run into each other between the movie and literature section of a library
a scary-looking person who unintentionally makes kids cry and a daycare volunteer meet at a children-filled park au
a pro swimmer/part time lifeguard and a sunbather who hates water, canât swim, and only goes to the beach to tan au
a hopeless romantic and a single-but-proud meet at a store on valentineâs day. the latter is buying valentine cards ironically, the former buying them sincerely in hopes of getting a date au
http://metaphoricalbutton.tumblr.com/post/122202967787/opposites-attract-au-prompts
âfriend of a friend needs a place to stay before they get evictedâ au
'room mate falls in the shower and breaks an armâ au
'room mate has a nightmare and doesnât want to sit alone at nightâ au
'new room mate cooks alone for the first time and almost burns down the houseâ au
'room mate gets sick and needs tissues and cough sweets and soupâ au
'overhearing room mate singing in the shower to find out they sound angelicâ au
http://americanbeautiies.tumblr.com/post/97071939304/okay-but-consider-friend-of-a-friend-needs-a
1. âIâm in a bookshop and I really need that book can you get it for me??? Wait youâve read that book? letâs have an in depth conversation about it.â
2. âYou were trying to reach for a box of cereal and a whole shelfâs-worth of cereal boxes fell on you here let me helpâ
3. âWeâre both baristas and sometimes I have trouble reaching for things and I show up to work one day to find a personalized stool with hearts and my name on it i hATE YOU but also thanksâ
4. âYou are very tall and I am very short so you run into me all the time and honestly this is getting ridiculousâ
5. Iâm in art class and I just opened a cupboard to find a tiny person (you) squished inside and you just looked at and said âshh iâm hidingâ
6. âWeâre on the bus and Iâm really not trying to take up your space Iâm sorry I just have rlly rlly long legsâ
7. Weâre at a concert and I canât see a thing let me sit on your shoulders, maybe?â
8. âYouâre afraid that youâll lose me in big crowds so you always hold my hand but now you just hold my hand when thereâs only, like, five people around and Iâm getting vry suspiciousâ
http://promptsfordays.tumblr.com/post/116244449490/height-difference-aus
im on the bus and my 2-year-old wonât stop crying, except you just smiled at them and they did
i asked you to babysit one time and now my child keeps asking when you will spend time with them again
you asked me to the store with you and your child, and now my distant relative we met thinks im married with a baby
we are friends and my childâs first word was your name and im jealous but also kind of endeared
youâve been sleeping at mine because your house is being renovated and we arenât even dating, yet every time you wake up to the baby crying and sigh, âiâll goâ i feel like we might as well be married
weâve been on a few dates and my child just asked us when we are getting married
our children are in the same class and we both hate their teacher, eventually the parentsâ evenings are just us competing who can call out snarkier comments
we are the only two parents who agreed to attend the school trip (bonus: âso i guess we share this hotel room?â)
our children are best friendsâŚ.yeah
âiâm so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually nevermind i agree, that shirt is horrendousâ
you crouched down to coo at my baby but i forgot to tell you their favorite thing to do is to play with peopleâs hair and now they wonât let go of you
http://riphaerry.tumblr.com/post/118288098594/how-about-them-single-parentaus
weâre both prefects and we broke up a food fight in the great hall, but it got messy and dungbombs were involved, and now weâre both disgusting and in immediate need of a bath, and itâs okay, we can both use the prefectsâ bathroom at the same time, i promise i wonât look
hi, you donât know me, weâre from different houses, and iâm not exactly sure how to tell you this, but i think your cat is in love with my toad??
you walked in on me practicing for datda in an empty classroom, and have now inadvertently discovered that my boggart takes the form of a butterfly, please stop laughing
weâre partners for an essay project in history of magic and we need to get a book from the restricted section, but iâm not sure how the books are organized in this section, and you wonât stop trying to find weird sex books, like, no i donât think they keep the wizardâs kama sutra in the restricted section, what is wrong with you?
weâre partners in divination, and iâm reading your tea leaves, and i donât know what iâm doing, so i just am guessing on images, but somehow every image i guess ends up having a romantic connotation, i swear iâm not doing this on purpose
i am muggle born and/or know nothing about professional quidditch teams, but i heard through the grapevine that youâre really obsessed with the chudley cannons, and omg, did you know thatâs my favorite team too?? (please donât ask me questions about it)
weâre both in gryffindor tower and everyone is asleep except us, but itâs thunderstorming and i never noticed how loud thunder is up in this tower, haha, iâm a little freaked out, would you mind if i just sat in your bed with you? just until itâs over? absolutely no homo?
i am sorry i accidentally transfigured your goblet into a gigantic, venomous spider, at least madam pomfrey was able to bring down the swelling, and look, i brought you some chocolate frogs
you know, i was joking when i suggested you jump into the lake and see if there really is a giant squid, and iâm still not sure why you needed to take your clothes off to do this
how was i supposed to know youâd react to firewhiskey like that??
i am headboy/headgirl, and iâve been asked to give a presentation on safe sexual practices, and you will not stop asking me uncomfortable questions to embarrass me, please stop, i know you know the answer to that, we did it last night
um, i donât know you, but you are headed right towards the grounds, and i donât have time to explain that i accidentally let all the blast-ended skrewts out of their cages, stop asking questions, you need to RUN
http://severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet.tumblr.com/post/123842391158/imagine-your-otp-hogwarts-edition
âYouâre sleeping in the practice room I usually use at this timeâ AU
âWe had a one night stand and now I find out Iâm taking private lessons from youâ AU
âYouâre that one guy that wonât stop playing after the conductor cuts us off and it really pisses me offâ AU
âI suck at music theory and you got the highest grade on the last exam. Please be my tutor?â AU
âYou were the concertmaster and honestly i fell in love you with a bit more every time you stood up to get tuning goingâ AU
âWe have to do a recital together because all the time slots are filled up but i really, really hate your gutsâ AU
âI fell in love with you while we were working on that duet AUâ
âI helped you up when you fell over with your sousaphone so maybe please go on a date with me?â AU
âI only joined color guard because I have a huge crush on youâ AU
âWe slept together that one time and now we have group lessons together and can this get any more awkward?â AU
http://perfectlyrose.tumblr.com/post/134352601535/saltycasstan-some-music-major-aus-youre
the one where you only see color once you meet your soulmate(s) (so you donât know them until you see them), and it goes away when they die
the one where you donât know your soulmate(s) until you touch them
the one where you don'y know your soulmate(s) until you hear them speak, or hear them speak a certain word; your name, for example
the one where you get the name of the person in their handwriting on your body somewhere at a certain age
the one where the first thing they say to you appears instead
the one where you get each othersâ fingerprints
the one where you get matching marks/symbols/tattoos
the one where your marks or words that change depending on whatâs going on with your soulmate(s)
the one with the clock that counts down the time until you meet your soulmate(s) (multiple clock for multiple soulmates? one click until you meet them both? unexpected third soulmate showing up after the clocks drop?)
the one where when you sleep you dream of whatever theyâre experiencing from their point of view until you find them, or AFTER you find them
the one where you can straight up talk to them in dreams until/after you find them
the one where you form a telepathic/empathetic link until/after you find them
the one where you share extreme physical sensation until/after you find them; if one of you hurts the other one hurts, if one of you is getting lucky the other one gets a little hot and bothered
the one where the closer you are to them the more aware of them you become, and you find them playing a hot/cold game; for instance, colors get brighter and brighter the closer you are and fade into gray when theyâre too far away
the one where once you turn a certain age/one night a year you swap bodies with them for one night and you have a limited amount of time to leave/collect clues to their identity
the one where being next to your soulmate(s) can heal you from things people donât normally heal from
the one where only your soulmate(s) can kill you (maybe you can still be killed by age/disease, maybe not, maybe you become vulnerable only after you lose your soulmate(s))
the one where reincarnation is also a thing and meeting your soulmate(s) either unlocks or erases memories or your past lives until the next one
the one where in universes with magic meeting your soulmate(s) activates your powers/unlocks more powerful magic
http://thegeminisage.tumblr.com/post/94680598838
And, of course, you can make up one for me to write or you use one that you saw somewhere else. Farewell, my Lovelies~!