Tom's Blog (Well, not really a blog TBH)

Im an eternal 🔥👶🏼

[tomstarwanderpokeuniversetime]

KIA CLUB

For those who love the cars with the seven year warranties

[courtenaybird]

[lizznotliz]

I wish I’d known this in undergrad.

[killsmedead]

Sending this to my coworkers on Monday.

[yaasdrarry]

This is also an awesome way to find fics!

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Thanks for following me!

No problem, thanks for sharing my petition :)

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This is for the Uk. Seeing that over 11,000 deaths were caused in 2011 involving people over 70 while driving, I think it is worth the minute or so to sign.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Coffee shops (who deal in stimulants) try to have a chill ambiance, while bars (who deal in depressants) try to have an energetic atmosphere.

[just-shower-thoughts]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

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Here's a thought: If in the beginning, time was non-linear, could that mean that the force of the Big Bang caused the Big Bang to bang?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being a millennial is like inheriting a burning house only to be told it’s our fault we can’t handle the heat.

[editsgifsandnicethings]

[tomstarwanderpokeuniversetime]

STOP THESE FEELS!

[champagnemoon]

[amadmanwithapen]

thetallblacknerd:

thighetician:

(1983)

2016

[bonkalore]

Wanted to try sleeping early and now I’m just awake at 1am…. fuck

[tomstarwanderpokeuniversetime]

#goals

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

[barelyfittingin]

My guy 💪

[mashallahsis-blog]

This is so cute I love it

[ghostmistake]

BLOSSOM

BUBBLES

AND BUTTERCUP

HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME 

AND THE

FORCES

OF

EVIL

[a-scorpio-princess]

[tomstarwanderpokeuniversetime]

BUT THEN HE ACCIDENTALLY ADDED CHEMICAL X.

[maximumthrill]

Japan sure didn’t take long

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Dear girl on my college bus...

WOULD YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BITCHING TO YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND YOU HATE EVERYONE AND HOW HE CANT TALK TO OTHER GIRLS CAUSE YOUR A SELFRIGHTIOUS BITCH. JESUS CHRIST!!!! RRAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!

[tomstarwanderpokeuniversetime]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2vhblYjp6s)

[just-shower-thoughts]

This is it, it’s almost over. Tomorrow we choose between Mr.Burns and Mrs. Krabappel