I dont know what i did but sorry

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

please you’re killing it put it back in the water

[glumshoe]

I heard too many sounds at once and now I am a bitch

[tits-n-trix]

We're all one sensory overload away from becoming the strongest versions of ourselves

[glumshoe]

supervillain origin story: two conversations happened near me at the same time

[amazoogle]

everyone stop recognizing the british monarch and her stupid family challenge. like bitch who even are you? "the" queen? ok.. all women are queens. go work the fields

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

tumblypoos… have you guys heard of this tv show Family Guy??? it’s literal shitposting omg,, it’s basically thebootydiaries except it started in like 2000?? and it’s ANIMATED it’s total animation porn to look at??? how do you guys,,, not know about this it’s fucking precious?? there’s an evil gay baby stewie he’s a sinnamon roll??? WHY ARENT WE TALKING ABOUT THIS

[emosforjesus]

This post stopped my milk production and now i cant breastfeed

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

this is THE funniest reply on this post thread closed

[hardcorerockinn-deactivated2016]

saying “no we can’t” when bob the builder and his gang said “can we fix it?” because you were a rebellious cunt of a child

[dankmemeuniversity]

[uberguber89]

listen.... 

[dog-teeth]

i only run a blog because im not getting gay kissed once i get gay kissed on the regular tumblr is dead to me

[wrender]

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever

[eveydeevey]

heavy is the class that has the minigun

[pissvortex]

valve just straight up copying nintendo’s homework now

[pissvortex]

i feel like the history of nintendo is coming up with a unique and cool way to play video games until somebody copies them and does it better and then nintendo just has to rely on their exclusives until they come up with another thing. they deserve to get one-upped by valve because of how insane they are with copyright enforcement though

[cutiesableye]

lads, a glorious new age of emulation is upon us

[phantomrose96]

Unique tumblr experience is that if you’re here long enough you will inevitably be accused of making a Homestuck reference.

You give your OC a birthday and someone in the tags will be like “#I see you OP #July 12th? Same day as David Karpet’s first time loop death #I see what you did”

You reference blueberry pie in a post and it turns out that’s Vegeta Nupita’s username you spell a word funny and happen to nail Rose Landslide’s typing quirk you make some post that YOU think is incomprehensible like “don’t listen to them bro your muscles are huge and your hamster is GNC as fuck” and someone in the tags will be like “#OP you’re not slick #Homestuck” bro the HAMSTER?????

One time in 2015 I wrote a fanfiction and I needed a random date for the fic to happen on and by luck of the cards I chose 4/13 and I Janskjsjenbd doohhwhyhwsddfffff

[phantomrose96]

The real meta is the half-dozen people in the notes accusing me of being a Homestuck purely on account of having made this post.

I can't even add to the joke I can't even add anything this is just 100% nail-on-the-head what I was parodying in the original post just turns out I need to try HARDER with the parody part because I accidentally perfectly distilled reality.

[unclefather]

disney: we’re taking all of our movies off of streaming services and we’re going to charge you $10 a month to watch them on our own streaming app

me: 

[rinokami]

More like

Disney: “We’re going to take all our movies off of streaming sites INCLUDING THE ONE WE ALREADY OWN (Hulu) so we can put them on a separate one and milk even more money out of you.”

Me:

[bubblycowboy]

[haylyay]

[trustmeimafraggle-deactivated20]

Disney owns everything, and even if they didn’t own it, they will eventually

[boogiepopular]

Holy shit.

[germanmoonhowler]

I think it would be easier to list what they DO NOT own….

[lesbiansandpuns]

version of the graphic that you can enlarge

[runcibility]

If you were to resort to piracy over being exhausted over the various streaming services recreating the nickling and diming of the cable television industry (and I’m not saying you should - just… if you happen to find yourself there), a full VPN is not required.

You can have your torrent activity go through a proxy (while the rest of your traffic isn’t shuttled through there) using services like BTGuard. All the torrent activity is run through the proxy:

If your ISP has bandwidth caps, you’ll still run into those. But they won’t know what you’re transferring.

Just… information out there that you might find useful, in the age of ten-thousand different streaming services that all want you to keep adding more paid subscriptions.

[surnumanaja]

(via @sansael)

[wumblr]

fascist ideology is so hilariously fragile. the strength of your nation is threatened by me? i was minding my own business. i was eating toast. childlessly. like oh no, what are you going to do, western society is in downfall because i am not raising any cannon fodder? there's a war on masculinity, and it's losing, you say? cultural marxism must have got to me? like oops i am getting deliberately more effeminate in response lol haaaay! fuck the state. i'm starting a nature preserve for gay frogs just to piss you off

[sunshine-tattoo]

pretty sure that a nature preserve for gay frogs was the plot of Jurassic Park

[pathologising]

why is every horror movie nowadays called something like "the ___ man" wtf

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

men are just like that

[the-real-ted-cruz]

no other social media platform has lore quite like tumblr’s

[angstycatthatlikestea-deactivat]

the gods that haunt this place are unlike any others

[super-face]

I just saw a tiktok comment saying that tumblr right now is like a place recovered from being irradiated

[sneakyfeets]

[cryptognomicon]

Sign outside Tumblr: “This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here. …”

[transastronautistic]

id: screenshot of tags reading “the wildlife carries on in the ruins like nothing ever happened”

[therobotmonster]

Sometimes you can hear voices from the trees...

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

I stfg if y'all don't stop talking about trumps leaked diaper photos like ha ha he's pooping his pants but this basically just won him the entire furry vote if he runs next election.

[septictankie]

[guerrillatech]