TURBO-tastically Toneless

The Greatest Racer Ever, now has the Greatest Blog Ever

[tonelessturbo]

I’m going to start promoting all of my posts using the bitcoin i have been tirelessly mining this whole time. You’re all gonna be forced to look at them

[tonelessturbo]

I come back here once ever 2 years.

as a threat

[tonelessturbo]

Let me post I will not be silenced

[tonelessturbo]

Back and more T̶̡U̡͠R͜B̡O̸͢͝-̶T̨́́A̴̡͝S̡͠T̨I̶C̨ than ever

7+ years of experience roleplaying, 3+ years on tumblr

Open to everyone, OC’s included

Multiversal, multistyle

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[tonelessturbo]

I don’t want to be the badminton guy anymore 

[tonelessturbo]

I am forced to return to this website once a year on my world tour, for the little people

[gigabitch]

we’re the same height

[tonelessturbo]

for the equally tall but far less influential people

[gigabitch]

@tonelessturbo you haven’t visited me yet 3:<

[tonelessturbo]

you haven’t invited me yet

I only show up for events with free food and have been put on my calendar 2 weeks in advance. I’m very busy Gigabit

[tonelessturbo]

turbotime2crew​:

Well, you’re not wrong. Mostly. The broken bottle implies I drink, which I don’t. Not my thing. I have other, way worse vices anyway.

Definitely broke something though.

Finding your way back to this shitty website that ingloriously just seems perfect, honestly. About what this place deserves.

yep, so now I am here for now and it seems like you, me and three other people are the sole inhabitants of the site. 

since you’re here can you fill me in a little? Did everyone just vanish or are we mourning some real deaths?

[turbotime2crew]

@tonelessturbo Two blasts from the past in one night huh

[tonelessturbo]

turbotime2crew:

Fuck you mean “I would not believe”, bitch, I didn’t go anywhere. Not for that long, anyway. This website’s a trashfire but it’s hard to look away.

That and I haven’t found any decent alternatives for degenerate blogging yet. I’m sure something’ll pop up. Someday. Probably.

Anyway yeah.

How’ve you been keeping up the past couple of years?

#okay well I'm gonna keep asking until one of you answers me#did#you#miss#me#?????

If by “miss” you mean “thought your clown ass died” then yes, I did miss you.

idk I’m gonna take that as you miss me as much as you could miss me, which for you means you thought about me once every 3 to 4 months and said “wow I wonder what happened to that dude....... oh well” and then went and broke a bottle and screamed a curse word or something

I could recount everything I have been up to but I feel like it could be summed up with I just spent an hour looking for one of my books of sheet music but only because my laptop over heated while I was watching Netflix and I needed something large and flat to prop it up.

[tonelessturbo]

I am forced to return to this website once a year on my world tour, for the little people

[turbotime2crew]

@tonelessturbo Two blasts from the past in one night huh

[tonelessturbo]

You would not believe how unusable this website is after leaving for 2 years. 

How are you, man? I feel like I haven’t heard from anyone in, uh, awhile

[setheverman]

lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars?

[gayforbagels]

There’s so much going on here I don’t know what I’m supposed to focus on

[gigabitch]

@tonelessturbo

[avangelical-moved]

@tonelessturbo

wait you're still alive

[tonelessturbo]

I’ve been alive this whole time. I figured I would do a whole “wait for my fans to come calling” but it turns out the crowd all came down with something and loss their voice 🤷🏾‍♂️

[tonelessturbo]

I’m gonna be straight with y’all I am here because Tumblr threatened to take my blog away if I didn’t come back, and I wasn’t currently using it. But I don’t want anyone else to have it so I guess I'm back 

[tonelessturbo]

Do the likes count as “yes we are dead” or “no we are still here we just don’t like eye contact” 

[tonelessturbo]

yo so we all officially dead yet or what?

[jejunecartoons-deactivated20250]

Yes but I respawned so it’s all good 👌🏻

[tonelessturbo]

and there’s two. That’s enough for a foot race not a very interesting or exciting one but its something to do

[tonelessturbo]

yo so we all officially dead yet or what?

[gigabitch]

I’m still alive, but I can’t speak for anyone else

[tonelessturbo]

so there’s at least one person still here. Thats good. That’s a good start