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justin bieber hamann // xdogfished   this is all fake fellas

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it smells like wet dog in the living room. not a fan.

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the last message i left on read literally said something like “quit leaving me on read punk” and i, you know, left it on read.

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left my husband on read twice.   i heard he’s filing divorce papers as we speak.

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every time i try to eat healthy i realize the food is terrible. 

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watching this movie where the original wife dies in a car wreck, and her sister moves in to help take care of the kids.  she’s got a thing for her brother-in-law, naturally, so when he gets engaged two years later to his girlfriend she’s got a little problem with it and tries to kill the lady.  not dramatic at all.

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i hate waking up feeling like i forgot something yesterday. 

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this time it’s a news type i guess? by iheartradio? nothing music related though.

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i can never tell if the tumblr ads are of real items.

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i keep seeing that frog ad and thinking someone’s reblogged it again.

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it’s been too calm tonight.  i’m ready to sleep already.

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andre got a matching tattoo with me today, and i probably am way more excited over it than he was. 

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i found a *lost* wallet of mine that has llamas all over it.  i was obsessed with it at one point.  i think i’m going to have to bring it back.  

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resting my eyes one at a time, because i don’t want to sleep yet.  :/

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in my feelings tonight.

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i got a croissant thing to try out, but i only got one.  they’re way too small, so i finished in three bites.  but now i feel bad because if andre smells it and realizes there’s none for him... oops

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i meant to nap earlier, and now it’s getting to be too late.

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i was going to wrap my mother’s gift but i didn’t think to get a box first.  that would have made sense.... i am sure i have a random box around here somewhere.  that’s how she used to do christmas gifts anyway.