themedis

greetings (he/it/they) || i am not active - this blog mostly just for liking/reblogging whatever im fixated on the time . expect nothin

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[murkymarco]

Caught myself spiraling and then remembered it's just my body not wanting to exist in these temperatures

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Linguistically, French and Hebrew are identical. Only the alphabets, words, and grammars are different.

[marilearnsmandarin]

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[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

"ALL OUR FIESTAWARE PLACE SETTINGS" (2008), LAURENFDOT

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[guilhernunes]

dogs on an unforgettable night at the club (commission)

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

[stupiderat]

Ghodrey's brightest star

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Inspired by this outfit Shirahama has lovinly drawn for us, the sluttiest sleep wear I absolutely love it

[probablily]

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

[hiveswap]

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

[hiveswap]

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

[kowai-kabuki-tanuki]

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

[hiveswap]

It took them two tries to ban it?

[kvotheunkvothe]

[nick-nonya]

[filmphotofranz]

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind