loving me is complicated

| anna | twenty-nine | they/she | bi | chicago

[cyberxbattalion]

[goth-queen]

[saeraaaa]

how I feel when I do a reading about my love life

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[transmutationisms]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that's why i steal company time

[transmutationisms]

its literally time theft tuesday

[digitalmyyth]

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

[sstrawbearri]

basically the best thing a story can have is a woman who is doomed. massive points if she destroys the people around her in response.

[sstrawbearri]

stop tagging men on this post i'm going to kill us both

[noisepuppy]

I asked if this was an art installation and a Danish person said "no this is quite a serious impedance"

[crabussy]

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

[crabussy]

artist's impression

[crabussy]

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

[crabussy]

forgot what website I'm on apparently. peace and love on pervert planet

[9puppiesdrowninginapool]

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

[cpericardium]

youve heard of penis envy now get ready for vagina guilt

[tomatoluvr69]

Damnnnn I kinda need to die of carbon monoxide poisoning and then get cryogenically preserved and then have the company that preserved me go bankrupt and quietly dispose of my thawed body in a local culvert where I get eatennnnnn by some armadillos yes armadillos as their native habitat is expanding ever northwards

[fluoresensitives]

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

[doctordaemon]

@whitenikes

[melophobia2013]

[ID:

#this era of celebrity skinniness feels worse than the 2000s somehow#<- because it's combined with the “let women do whatever they want” genre of feminism#like actually i won't support active eating disorders and abuse of weight loss drugs and creating a new standard for what the young gen of#girls and women should look like like this is an epidemic and it fucking sucks#it's not girlboss girlpower girlslay to fucking starve yourself and look malnourished that's an eating disorder and sickness

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[maxxie-or-smth]

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

[thelastlightningbug]

reading christopher eccleston interviews where he talks about wanting to be androgynous but always getting macho parts makes me understand why i keep getting butch dyke vibes off of the ninth doctor. don’t worry ms doctor i saw your leather jacket 

[yuriartillery]

it was nice seeing you at the devil's sacrament

[hungwy]

we dont even get 9/11 off of work. like i guess you were never THAT sad about it

[datasoong47]