Tonnes, of Noob

I'm a 32 year old guy, from rural New Zealand. I play a lot of video games Sometimes I do a lil stream @Tonnesofnoob on TTV

[soup-mother]

DONT LET PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE YOU THINK THAT:

Takahē not real

Takahē “just a fat Pūkeko”

its okay EAT Takahē (it’s REALLY NOT)

its okay Capture Takahē

[jadejemdoesstuff]

I had an interesting night last night

[under-the-arch]

I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post

[irishironclad]

Tumblr gold users rise up

[babanabread]

you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you have Tumblr gold

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

CHARACTER(S) ADDED!

Tumblr Gold Users

[grimelords]

There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.

[corvodumpy]

I got a mental health wellness app and decided my first entry was going to be about a videogame I played that day

[corvoda]

No no no we can't make this a holiday I beg you

[corvodumpy]

ROXIE.

[evtrained]

[random-jot]

[geosie]

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The feminine urge to walk into the woods never to return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The masculine urge to walk into the desert to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

The androgynous urge to walk into the ocean to never return.

[the-unseelie-court-official]

For the oysters.

[maddera11]

I can’t believe australian prime minister harold holt was nonbinary

[ghostly-harmless]

hold on I gotta google something

[ghostly-harmless]

I probably could've pieced that one together myself tbh

[silktouchhands]

no more humanity for me im just this guy forever:

[silktouchhands]

thats my weird emotional support dog his name is jeremy

[silktouchhands]

"i thought endermen hated endermites?" i never said i liked jeremy

[hoglinstep]

dude i dont think you should have beef with your emotional support dog

[silktouchhands]

the emotion he supports is rage

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[spongebobheritageposts]

date of origin: August 9th, 2018

[ghost-postables]

The unbridled joy of seeing this pass by again, spotting the little red heart like “ah… my old friend. Spongebob Human Anatomy Squarepants.

[kinda-okay-incorperated]

Happy Out Of Touch Thursday

[monopoly-man-777]

Once in a timeline, out of touch remix plays, and we have to thank the tumblr gods it this to go on for so long

[sedlex]

Impeccable music choice here:

[emeraldhyacinth]

On the American broadcast, about five seconds after the music started the announcer said about the woman, “she lists her hobbies as ‘forgetting things’ and ‘existential crises’”, and I can’t imagine a more delightful one-two punch

[ierotits]

I really enjoy the way the spinoff explains things. great journalism

[netherstray]

November 26, 2016 - Turkey Protest, Stormwind City - Moon Guard

[warcraftheritageposts]

Warcraft Heritage Post

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Remember this viral post? Wanda and Jamal and her husband Lonnie are the most wholesome people, this story brought tears to my eyes originally and I am crying once more learning from Jamal's social media that Lonnie has sadly passed away.

Rest in Peace, Lonnie :(

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Whenever I lose faith in humanity, I remember these four lovely folks and feel a little better 🥺

[one-time-i-dreamt]

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[vaspider]

Due to Wanda's dx and cancer treatment, she's too tired to host this year, so Jamal is hosting for the first time. 💗

[jackabelle73]

A mistaken text connected them. Now they’ve become one of America’s favorite Thanksgiving traditions | CNN

Wanda Dench and Jamal Hinton met at the intersection of a wrong number and a bold invitation. A decade later, they’re still celebrating Than

Update! Hopefully someone else can update later with pics from social media.

[uwmspeccoll]

A Dabbler’s Feathursday

A couple of weeks ago we brought a few of the diving ducks that we often see here in Wisconsin. This week we present a few of the Anatinae or dabbling ducks that are common to our neck of the woods, marshes, rivers, and lakes. Dabblers are ducks that dip their heads and front parts of their body under the water to access food near the surface. This is opposed to divers that will submerge their whole body and dive for food. Once again, our examples come from Rex Brasher’s massive, limited-edition, 12-volume set Birds and Trees of North America, self-published in Kent, Connecticut, between 1929 and 1932, containing thousands of hand-colored reproductions of Brasher’s paintings!

From top to bottom, they are:

Keep reading

[nemertea]

Oh, these shovelers are wonderful

[catsbeaversandducks]

[csinczi]

:(

[hikari-kaitou]

That sign can’t stop him because he can’t read

[chocolateismynemesis]

@todaysbird

[drustvars]

[warcraftheritageposts]

Warcraft Heritage Post

[herssian]

"there is no way you're not using chatgpt for at least a few things here and there no matter your stance on it" what the FUCK are you talking about

[allykatsart]