Can I pet your wolverine?

Hey Mr.Jack, is that the mouthwash in your eyes ?.

[slaughteringbunnies]

[felopunk]

[superbestiario]

[thecurelulz]

[dicketysplit]

trying to write essays

[exlips3]

what does this mean

[awoooooooooooyoung]

have u ever written an essay

[starlightlady-deactivated201405]

there is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face

[stardog-champ]

"not all men" you’re right, Flea would never do that

[tastefullyoffensive]

[deactivated-account8789472897]

he saw the opportunity and took it

[itzzebbb-deactivated20210319]

WHO THE FUCK WAnts to lay in bed with me and kiss a lot

[zombean]

doesn’t get any more 90s than this

[schielechill]

[thursday]

THIS IS AN EXTREME THIRST

[breesbuttblog]

Me after the blunt

[cuntamination]

[otherworldlythings]

[bustyburgerbabes]

[rosetylr]

If a guy ever insists that you two have sex without a condom just smile really big and get teary eyed and emotional and start talking about how excited you are that he wants to have a baby with you and when he tries to interject and say that’s not what he meant, just talk loudly over him about possible baby names.

[dashdrive-deactivated20131218]

when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you