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tony robots eating burgers with other tony robots

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oh man, Apply TV flyovers going after flat earthers

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Tony: "Josh, I’ll do your lasik for $199 if that’s any consolation"

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in which tony explains his zodiac sign

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tony explains his zodiac sign

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vvv

Giles: been much preferring working on web and backend stuff in side projects

Giles: far fewer black boxes

Gordon: ^^^^

Tony: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Blake: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tony: really wish there was a down arrow on my keyboard

Blake: You mean v?

Giles: vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Tony: fuck

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Tony: “Josh, I’ll do your lasik for $199 if that’s any consolation”

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"Let me just get out my fancy TI-83 calculator...."

- Tony trying to convert a color to its hex value

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they’re just describing how thermodynamics works

Tony criticizes the marketing copy for a toaster

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Tony shares his travels via SMS

Tony: Look where I am!

Mark: We can't see you over text

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tuesday

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I feel like I have been me

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Tony: wow … super impressed that Outlook 2016 for Mac allows code blocks in emails … you can even edit it as the markdown is rendering it

Tony: I can’t figure out how to stop writing in a code block lol

Tony: I have to email in code

Tony: hope that’s cool with people

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OK, it's not printing. I checked and the printer type is 'Bonjour Malfunction'

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LASIK is when they put tiny contacts in your eyes

Tony explains a complex medical procedure

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Would it be possible to, like, have one eye corrected to super zoom and then just wear a pirate patch around? Then when you want zoom you just switch? That would be awesome.

Tony contemplates body modification

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if you don’t want echoes then go outside … preferably a very wide open field … or better yet … suspend yourself in mid air about a mile up

Tony gets real about acoustic dynamics

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It messes as it wants.

Tony waxes poetic about the morning after drinking shits.