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My toxic trait is having IBS

#it literally impacts every aspect of my life and usually in gross way #it's really fun when i eat mac and cheese and then spend the rest of the night curled up in a ball from pain #ibs #ibs c #my crime tonight was eating pizza #it was a different brand than the one i usually eat so i died #ben gets personal

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Hello :) why do you hate Biden? I have a feeling if Tony was real he’d vote for him.

Well i mean newsflash if tony were real I'd hate him too. Billionaires are are disgusting people.

As for biden, he's so far run a terrible campaign and i don't agree with him on many issues. And he has a terrible history:

A bipartisan coalition of activists and lawmakers is trying to undo the era of mass incarceration they say the 1994 crime bill helped create

Biden and Elizabeth Warren have been fighting each other since the 2005 bankruptcy bill.

Why do i hate biden? Bc i generally care about the welling being of people. :)

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Omg I stumbled upon this. I thought I dreamed it or some shit. I couldn't ever find it when I went looking for it, but it's real. 😭😭😭😭 what a fucking ask 😭😭😭😭😭

'Why are you critical of a politician when I headcanon your blorbo as loving him?~' like was anon 15?

#ask #anon #ben replies

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It’s Time Traveler Tony! You can only reblog him once a year!

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Gosh i love iron man comics

#iron thong

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What a fucking mood

Iron Man: Director of Shield #28

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It's been a mood for a long time

Tales of Suspense #99

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For the newbies to this blog there is only one comic that ive read that i havent posted panels from and it was from the sentient armor arc in iron man vol. 3

It's a real canon comic where the armor gained sentience and assaulted Jocasta and trap tony in an abusive relationship then kidnapped and tortured him then had a last minute change of heart and saved tony from a heart attack

And it all had a painfully uncomfortable overtone of sexual abuse/assault

Tony and Jocasta suffered explicitly from PTSD after that so like... yeah...

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So at this moment Tony has been stranded on a desert island by his sentient armor, escaped his bonds with the help of some friendly birds, and is planning his next moves.

There are just so many things to love:

Tony is so resourceful. Stick him anywhere, and he will build what he needs to build to survive. And then some.

The hardest part of this situation for Tony was guilt over skinning some rodent(?) he’d caught. Note that at this point he hasn’t eaten in a week. Anyone who thinks Tony doesn’t care about “the little guy” (figuratively, not just this particular little guy, lol) is wrong wrong wrong.

Steve Rogers trained Tony. Did you know that? Tony absolutely does not bring it up at every single possible opportunity especially when what he’s doing has nothing at all to do with Steve. Who trained him. Did you know that?

The (mostly) naked hair slicked back glowing in the flames surrounded by homemade Stone age weapons glowering intensely at a rodent carcass on a spit aesthetic. A++, 10/5 stars, when are we getting this look in the MCU

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He’s been starved, denied water, and tortured for a week by his own armor that he accidentally made sentient. Tony’s life is just so damn awful and sad

Iron Man (1998) #30

#torture tw

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Hold on wait for it

Almost there

Here it is

His butt

Iron Man (1998) #15

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I need u guys to understand that it's literally just a slow pan to his butt and then the action continues. I didn't edit anything for the joke

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Ya know as far as anyone in the 616 universe is aware, Tony Stark, genius inventor, designs and builds a suit of armor for another man to wear, and he designs it to look like this