I Am Too Bossy.

[rennered4real]

Happy 54th Birthday to our boy, Jeremy Renner! 🎉

[07.01.71]

[toobossy1]

My favorite N&zi puncher (runners up: Captain America and Hellboy).

[toobossy1]

Frisbees = life

[toobossy1]

Is it too late? It’s too late, isn’t it.

[toobossy1]

You’re welcome.

[xxjessabugxx]

I know this and you all do too #funny 😂🤣

[toobossy1]

Agreed! Also:

If you can hear this picture, we can be friends

[theavengers]

Thanos in Avengers: Endgame (2019) Arishem in Eternals (2021) High Evolutionary in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)

[toobossy1]

What a bunch of a-holes.

[catchymemes]

[toobossy1]

What’s the difference?

[cal-kestis]

din djarin: if droids have a million haters, then i am one of them. if droids have ten haters, then i am one of them. if droids have only one hater, then that is me. if droids have no haters, then that means i am no longer alive. if the galaxy is against droids, then i am the galaxy.

[toobossy1]

Can you blame him? Heh.

[taiturner]

Steven Krueger as COACH BEN SCOTT YELLOWJACKETS ◆ 2x02 “Edible Complex”

[toobossy1]

C’mon, Coach. It’s not like you contribute anything. And did you really think you’d get through the winter with those injuries?

[toobossy1]

Our German Shepherd puppy (she’s a year old, HUGE, but still a puppy) is a mouth kisser. It’s invasive.

[keikomivra]

#BIG ABBY ENERGY

[toobossy1]

That does it. I’m watching Turning Red.

[moreglitter]

normalize lying to matt lauer about seeing a clown explode to death in his little clown car

[toobossy1]

Normalize lying to Matt Lauer about anything on live tv, I think. He’s a total doosh. Wait. Didn’t he lose his job because of said dooshiness? We’ll always have Robert’s clown lies.

[toobossy1]

For your Valentines Day Card Exchange with friends, or even for that Special Someone.

[stream]

Predator (1987) | dir. John McTiernan

[toobossy1]

So manly! And veiny.

[dailymarvelgifs]

ETERNALS (2021)  dir. Chloé Zhao

[toobossy1]

Eternals definitely wasn’t my favorite Marvel entry of 2021, but now I’ll be Disney+-ing it for this exchange only.

[bnbgs]

Sebastian Stan as Chris Beck in THE MARTIAN 2015 | dir. Ridley Scott

[toobossy1]

Every night for, like, A YEAR, The Hubs would start this (we own it on digital) on our bedroom TV at super low volume for his night-night, getting settled, bedtime routine. Definitely better then going to sleep with the news on, but Matt Damon’s I’m-all-alone-on-Mars-in-peril-doing-science bit got old after the first dozen or so nights.

Luckily, My Man Sebastian Stan pops his sweet astronaut face in there a few times. He first appears during the opening scenes, when Hubs would typically be settled in for the night, but I’d still be meandering from the bedroom to the bathroom to wherever. However, knowing exactly when my favorite character would soon appear, I could loudly whisper, as I walked past the bed and out the bedroom door, “Sebastian!”