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I have risen
“Hey Durbe?” Ryoga asked as he had called Durbe up on the phone and Durbe answered “yes” and Ryoga asked “Can you come over tonight?” and Durbe said “Sure” and in the next few hours Durbe was at Ryoga’s house and Ryoga was dressed up all sexy like.
“Wow you look great” said Durbe as he eyed up Ryoga like he was food on a silver platter and licked his lips. Ryoga said “thanks…” and he whispered something in Durbe’s ear as Durbe’s eyes shot out. “YOU WANT ME TO WHAT?!” said Durbe yellingly.
“I want you to well… wear this..” Ryoga giggled as he showed the spongebob suit to Durbe and smiled. “W-WHAT?” Durbe said as Ryoga dragged him to the bedroom.
“I mean if you don’t want too….” Ryoga sighed as he fixed his shirt a little to show off his nipples to get Durbe’s attention.
Durbe’s eyes fixated on the large nipples in the center of Ryoga’s chest. “Well ok….”
“AW YEAH SWEET!” Ryoga yelled and dropped his pants like a furious man ready to have sex with a sponge, which he was. “Put it on babe….” Ryoga whispered.
“Ok one sec….” Said Durbe as he took off all his clothes and he was butt naked as he got in the spongebob costume and there was an area where his cock popped out of the pants because he needed to still fuck of course. This spongebob suit was the erotic suit.
“Oh god you look so fucking hot!” Ryoga screamed as he could barely keep is boner contained.
“Oh gosh thank you…” Durbe smiled and he asked “so do you want me to…?”
Ryoga screamed “Oh god yes please… and is it ok if I call you spongebob when we do this…?” and Durbe was like yeah that’s ok. “so what do you want me to do?”
“I don’t know I never thought I’d get this far…” said Ryoga.
“How big do you want me?” Durbe asked.
Ryoga sputtered “WHAT SPONGEBOB?”
“How big do you want them? Normal? Veiny? And for the ladies, hairy….” Durbe whispered as he strutted his cock like no tomorrow.
“Oh my god Spongebob fuck me, fuck me, fuck me till I can’t stand, Spongebob!”
Durbe nodded and said, “First I must pass the oral exam!” he said with a wink and moved his big spongebob cut out mouth down to Ryoga’s cock and began doing a suckingly good job.
“I am confident in my abilities to successfully succeed!” Durbe said as he sucked harder.
“OH GOD SPONGEBOB!” Ryoga yelled as Durbe was sucking him off.
“Aaah don’t stop Spongebob!” Ryoga called out.
“Not when I shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!” Durbe yelled as he started licking and sucking harder and furiously.
“Oooh fuckkk, Spongebob! I’m gonna cum, Spongebob….!” Ryoga yelled.
Cum had rained down and coated Durbe and his spongebob suit.
“It’s a vast swirling wonderland of sparkling white pleasure….” Durbe moaned as he licked his lips of what little cum he could get and taste.
“God… Spongebob… that was so good…” Ryoga panted.
“I’m not finished yet…” Durbe said.
Durbe looked at his huge spongebob suit fingers and said “The gangs all here” and he fisted them into Ryoga’s asshole and began shoving his meaty sponge hands into Ryoga’s ass.
“AAAH!” Ryoga screamed.
Durbe fisted his sponge hands into Ryoga’s ass making sure he mewled with pleasure.
Then Durbe took them out and they were covered in shit.
Durbe looked at Ryoga’s erection and said “C’mon you lazy Mary, start rubbing me with that chocolate…” and Ryoga did as he was told and started rubbing his cock across Durbe’s face.
Durbe gasped, “It’s all icky & corpsey!”
“Sorry…” said Ryoga.
Then Durbe saw Ryoga’s cock and said “Oooh this is the tongue and the whole thing is the worm!” and he began stroking it.
“It’s all in the technique! First go like this…” and Durbe spun around and twisted Ryoga’s cock. Stop!
“One, two, three…” and then he flipped Ryoga over and yelled “AND THEN PELVIC THRUST!” WHOO, WHOO as he thrusted his cock into Ryoga’s butt.
“Oh god Spongebob… mmnnn… fill my asshole with your love.”
Durbe did as he was told and then he came and he yelled “HERE! LOOK AT IT!” he said as he took out his cock out of Ryoga’s butt and screamed “LOOK AT IT, IT’S UGLY ISN’T IT?!”
“No! Spongebob you’re sexy as fuck!” Ryoga yelled.
“No… it isn’t!” Durbe cried.
“It’s pin pointed I love it…” Ryoga whispered.
“WHO YOU CALLING PINHEAD?!” Durbe screamed and slammed his cock in Ryoga’s face and then Ryoga died.
Durbe left in his spongebob fetish suit never to return…. But before leaving he whispered “Firmly grasp it in your hand…” but Ryoga didn’t. “FIRMLY GRASP IT!”
“I SAID FIRMLY GRASP IT!” and he forced Ryoga’s hand onto his own cock.
Then Durbe left never to be seen again.
the erect penis would soften, and depending on the strength of the adhesive and the amount of landscaping that person does, the flaccid sex organ would shrink, dragging the tape with it off of the tumbly or slipping through it and falling back between ones wiggle sticks. the other occurrence could be that the now limp and flappy appendage would stretch and remain taped to one's tummy
Thank you friend.
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Mayonnaise
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HOW IS THE AMAZON FOREST TOOCANS
Amazon forest pubes
I bet Yuya has a hippo fetish.
Your blog makes me hard
hopefully this carrot stimulates your needs ;)
Oh baby...
You sure do know what gets me going ~
do toucans like memes?
I can't really insert my penis into a meme, but sure memes are cool.
does toucans like kfc?
I like to stick my dick in it.
Kaito and Ryouga's sexy fun time
Kaito was sitting on top of Ryouga and he looked up at him and said nothing as Kaito unleashed his bowls on him. A steamy pile of shit fell onto Ryouga’s cock. Kaito looked at Ryouga and he looked weak and vulnerable, Ryouga said nothing as Kaito stood up and the shit fell out onto Ryouga’s cock more. Ryouga was too in shock to say anything.
Kaito got up, his fully erect penis showing and took a hot warm piss on Ryouga’s face, yellow liquid dripping off into Ryouga’s mouth. Ryouga’s eyes were covered in piss and he swallowed the hot warm liquid, it tasted of lemon. Ryouga knew this was not lemonade but still he enjoyed it. Kaito leaned over and kissed Ryouga’s still piss tasting mouth.
Ryouga deepened the kiss he still had a bit of warm moist liquid in his mouth, he forced the piss from Kaito to go into his mouth, Kaito swallowed and kissed him back. Ryouga was forced to wear a ball gag next, Kaito made sure; he tied it tightly around him.
Ryouga was forced to wear a leash by Kaito and he grabbed some rope and tied his hands and put on some handcuffs on Ryouga, he couldn’t say anything because of the ball gag.
Kaito grinned and took out a knife; he dragged it across Ryouga’s back and said, “Do you like that you dirty whore?” Kaito licked the knife as saliva got on it and a little blood and he dragged it across Ryouga’s back again and grinned again as he began to cut into Ryouga’s back. Kaito wrote his name on Ryouga’s back, this was his property.
Ryouga groaned in pain into the ball gag getting saliva all over it, Kaito took out a cigarette and lit it up and he blew smoke and he dragged the hot burning item into Ryouga’s back. It got mixed in with the blood and the ashes, the cutting flesh getting mixed in with the burning after-math of the flesh that had been cut from the knife.
Kaito stepped away and jammed the knife into Ryouga’s back and smiled and he went to his closet and pulled out an electric ball and shoved it inside Ryouga’s anal cavity and it began to shock his anus from the inside. Ryouga groaned as he came as it shocked his anus again, he cried out and Kaito then pulled out a banana and shoved it in there with the electric ball, the banana got mushy and burnt inside Ryouga’s asshole.
Kaito got up and went to the kitchen and grabbed some whip cream and some hash browns that were frozen and began rubbing them across Ryouga’s nipples and sprayed the whip cream on Ryouga’s wet moist cock, he then grabbed a whole package of baloney and shoved them in his ass, the baloney was getting cooked from the electric ball inside. Kaito leaned his face down and licked the burnt banana mush and baloney mixture out of Ryouga’s hot warm ass that was leaking sweat.
Kaito noticed Ryouga’s butt piercing and stuck his tongue through it, licking it slowly and pulled his tongue out and grabbed two fistfuls of Ryouga’s hair and pulled hard as he did it for fun. Kaito pulled out an electric razor and grabbed Ryouga closely and rubbed it across his hair follicles. Kaito shaved Ryouga’s beautiful purple hair off of his head.
Ryouga was now bald and Ryouga could do nothing because he was tied up and couldn’t move and then Kaito leaned down and licked his baldhead and tasted the rough newly shaved surface. Ryouga was untied and he pinned Kaito down and sat on his face and Kaito was forced to lick the banana mush and the baloney and electric shocking ball in his ass, it was still in there so every time Kaito licked it shocked his mouth.
Kaito was then forced to be fully naked because he still had his pants on and Ryouga ripped them off with his shark like strength. Kaito then was shaking and Ryouga stood up with a pump and grabbed Kaito and injected the pump into Kaito’s ass and it began to pump forward warm hot streams of cum, it was cum that Ryouga had saved up over the years. It filled Kaito and made his tummy big and round, Ryouga took out his penis again and peed all over Kaito’s hair, he was marking his territory.
Ryouga used the pump this time to fill Kaito with air and his head began to swell up and as he breathed it let out all the air. It looked like Kaito was actually pregnant, he groaned as he felt his stomach bubbling and he suddenly pushed out a mound of eggs out of his butt cavity, he was giving birth to eggs, the eggs were warm and wet as they came out.
Ryouga leaned down and ate the eggs that Kaito had given birth too, he then stood up tall and grabbed Kaito by the hair and pulled him down to the ground and smiled as he inserted his hard firm erect penis into his ear, the ear was twitching and Ryouga rubbed it around because he couldn’t fit his whole cock in his ear, he rubbed and rubbed until he came in Kaito’s ear, Kaito yelled “I can’t hear you!” and Ryouga sighed.
Ryouga pulled out five blow-up dolls and told Kaito that it was time for an orgy and so they all jumped into the pile of blown up sex dolls and began humping them rapidly until they came on them and they popped and Ryouga was into that as it popped and hurt his anus, he moaned loudly because pain turned him on.
Kaito noticed this and stepped on Ryouga’s dick hard and sperm began leaking out of it and Kaito kept stomping hard on Ryouga’s dick. Kaito found this erotically hot and it made his penis moist and wet. Kaito then grabbed a rope and began to choke Ryouga until he couldn’t breathe and his face was turning purple and he was laughing at him.
Kaito went over to Ryouga’s dresser and pulled out a diaper and a pacifier and shoved the pacifier in Ryouga’s mouth, Kaito used the diaper he had found and wrapped it around Ryouga’s face and it reeked and smelled of shit and piss. Ryouga was gagging and tears were streaming down his face. Ryouga vomited from the smell and he began to gag again and he was forced to swallow his vomit, and Kaito took it off of his face.
Kaito looked at him and it was all over his baldhead; he grabbed him and licked all over his face. Ryouga then heard meowing and barking and suddenly the window was broken and suddenly came in a cat and a dog and they smelled the smell of hot burning sex.
Suddenly a loud noise was heard and a dolphin came in through the window and flopping around on the bed and a bear came in and roared loudly as it threw Ryouga on the ground and started to eat from his ass like a cereal bowl. The dolphin sat on Kaito and Kaito decided it would be okay to insert his hard firm erect pulsating penis into the dolphin’s blowhole, he stuck it in and the dolphin began to screech and this attracted the cat and dog.
The cat walked up and rubbed its sack across Ryouga’s face and the dog took a hot warm piss on Ryouga’s stomach. The animals were all vigorously enjoying their time with them as they all came and then left out the window and sperm squirted out of the dolphin’s blowhole covering Ryouga and Kaito in sperm.
Kaito licked the cum off of him and rubbed his foot against Ryouga’s cock and Ryouga got mad and took the foot in his mouth and began to suck on it, he licked the toes and ripped the big toe off and swallowed it leaving a bone left, and Ryouga liked it.
Kaito began to cry as his foot was bleeding everywhere and Ryouga just sucked on the blood because blood made his penis super hard. Kaito took his elbow and rubbed it across Ryouga’s nipple because he was angry and wanted to firmly nipple into his elbow.
Ryouga moaned and showed Kaito his exposed belly button it was prime and ready for the taking as he thrust his hard cock into Ryouga’s belly button as he let out a moan and came hard into the belly button.
Kaito held Ryouga down and licked around his armpit and it was hairy and purple, he should’ve shaved him there too. Suddenly from the room balloons began to fly down and Kaito picked one up and shoved it into Ryouga’s ass and it popped and he moaned because he still had the electric ball inside of his ass and every time a balloon touched it, it shocked his ass and popped. The next balloon Kaito made into the form of a dog and shoved it in there and it popped and Kaito knew how Ryouga loved dogs.
Kaito once saw Ryouga masturbating too a hot furry babe. Kaito found another toy and it was a dildo and he shoved it in Ryouga’s ass even though he already had an electric toy in there but he didn’t care and shoved it in anyway and then he found a strap-on and strapped it on over his own cock and pushed into Ryouga’s ass, it pushed the toys deeper into Ryouga’s ass and he began to moan in pain a little but Kaito didn’t care.
Kaito left the pushed up toys inside of him, he leant down and started to give him a blow-job and it was covered in piss and shit and he sucked and blew him and ate him whole like a French fry. He moaned into Ryouga’s wet warm cakehole.
Kaito grabbed his fist and shoved it inside of Ryouga forcing all the other items deeper into his ass, this was painful and it caused Ryouga’s anus to bleed more. Kaito then pulled his hand out and it was in covered in blood and shit and piss and food.
Kaito licked it all off of his hand, it was tasty, he moaned as he swallowed it all and then he decided to leave some on it and gave Ryouga a hand job with his sticky wet hand that was covered in a lot of things, Ryouga moaned and moaned and moaned and then he came.
Kaito then rubbed his hand across Ryouga’s face and Ryouga took it in his mouth and ate one of Kaito’s hands off of his body, it left a skeleton like bone, Kaito groaned in pain as his hand bled and bled but Ryouga laughed and sucked the blood off like a buzzard.
Ryouga waved a spinning wheel that was black and white and it began to hypnotize Kaito and he moaned, “What will be your will Ryouga-sama?” and Ryouga whispered sexily “Cut off your own leg..” so Kaito found a chainsaw and cut off his leg as it began to bleed everywhere but he didn’t care, he then let out a big nasty wet fart.
Ryouga stuck his dick inside Kaito’s anus upon hearing the loud sexy fart, he then thrust in and Kaito farted again and it farted Ryouga right out of Kaito’s anus. Kaito got angry because his farts had betrayed him so he grabbed a knife and cut off Ryouga’s dick and stuck it too Ryouga’s forehead, the clean shavened dick was dangling down.
Ryouga’s pulse was going out and he died and Kaito decided he was still ready to go so he peed on Ryouga’s head as it dripped off and he grabbed some sand paper and rubbed it across Ryouga’s nipples and sausage snake, he then sat on Ryouga’s bald head.
Kaito rubbed his butt cheeks against his cold smooth head and took a warm hot dump on his head, he then grabbed a flamethrower and lit Ryouga’s body on fire and it was bleeding and he cut off Ryouga’s arm and swallowed all the blood.
Kaito smiled “That was good sex, want to do it again?” and Ryouga couldn’t say anything because he was dead, Kaito forgot about the fire and completely caught on fire and burned to a red spicy hot wing crisp.
Rio later came to see what happened and found all these hardcore sexual items and said “Wow my brother and Kaito sure were so sexually active..”
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Mizael the baby is not food you stupid ass done fucked up
HEY FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FU--- *orgasms*
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