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Random video game shit that interests me. Will post art if I feel like doing so (rare).

[englishmagic]

Of all the minor characters in The Roottrees are Dead no-one fascinates me as much as Tostaritto Jacobson. She changed her name to win free Mexican food. She got caught trying to help her brother in law with a faith healing scam. She broke into a church with her sister, and that’s how said sister met her future husband, the aforementioned faith healing scammer. She’s the family’s go-to when they’re blackmailed into posting bail for a violent crocodile smuggler. She’s just such a fascinating little guy. I want to buy her a pint and listen to her stories

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

how did it go!!!

literally dream scenario

it's good!

i can live with that

could be better

hate. let me tell you how much i've come to hate this since i began to live.

Voting ended onFeb 18, 2025

[slightly-gay-pogohammer]

fuck it remaking the poll hi

the best option ever

yea its good :)

i mean i guess its okay

ehh

what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!!!!!!!!!!

Voting ended onJan 12

[everydaylouie]

The Virtual Toad Choir Presents: SILENT NIGHT

[toodles-doff]

Actual literal DLC 4 spoilers for Rise of the Golden Idol:

Imagine being a scientist in 2379 and having to write a report on the Hatted Dandy Turtle of the Mesirades, a rare species that spends most of its long lifespan fashioning trendy grass-woven headwear for unknown purposes.

"sir, the turtle is running a hattery out of a cave, and he looks very cool 👌"

[exaltprincess]

[verathena14]

pray forgive the discourtesy of flaunting my superior and functional footwear

[wiffhuff]

In honour of National French Fry(e) day, I drew a funny Christoph Brother doodle for it. Also accompanied by my cursed Frye edits from most recent to oldest :D

[burningfestivalpersona]

The key to being a good ambush predator is location. To succeed, one must blend in well with their chosen environment. Many achieve this well in their native habitat.

And then there's this guy:

Seriously, who are you trying to fool here?

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

This is so funny both because of how absurdly informal it sounds but also because, like, yeah I guess Secretary Nagi's name is Ken technically

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

Since Nagi is 57 in the year 2056, he was 24 when the Barbie movie came out, meaning that not only is there a non-zero chance that he had an "I am Kenough" shirt, I'd say he almost certainly did own one if not from buying it himself, then at the very least because some college buddy got him one

[wall-maria-around-ba-sing-se]

it was going to haunt me if i didn't get it out of my head

[toodles-doff]

Oh look, The Roottrees are Dead omega-spoilers: women handling motor vehicles edition 🫣

Cool grandma Sam is my favorite character for reasons that are obvious to literally anybody who's played this game. That being said, there's something kind of neat I want to get off my mind that I noticed upon watching someone else on YT play this game.

There's a single anecdote in Lauren's diary (circa 1963) where she mentions that Sam had given Eli M. some tools and taught him how to do silly bike stuff. And then Lauren and the rest of the Next Gens get butthurt about how improper it is about how some random lady raised by the evil farm hands is teaching a boy how to handle machines.

Because Miracle Sr. and Jr. have canon ages in this game, one could do the math and reasonably assume Eli was like 10 or something when this all happened.

And I was like damn, this single encounter with Sam very well might've been the single most influential moment of his entire fucking life; because he's the guy who grows up to be a mechanic, who marries a female mechanic and then raises a daughter who also ends up being a mechanic.

Plus, I really, really don't think Miracle would have been the one to encourage a Roottree to do dirty peasant work for a living or promote women working male-dominated jobs in the first place. So I doubt his son got any of that from him.

Didn't really think about it in my own playthrough since I kind of assumed everyone in Lauren's diary entries was an adult with a fully established life unless otherwise stated lmao

Therefore, Sam is not only a 10/10 character for standing up for the gays, but also for corrupting the christian youth by introducing them to the sinful world of women who fix cars.

[pokemonshelterstories]

visiting ambrette rn and i appear to have encountered a lovers' quarrel

[breakcorekyoheikadota]

finally got back to playing xenoblade x and my god it reminds me at every turn how much I love HB.

I was doing tatsu's first mission where tora shows up for the first time right and they clearly hate each other. HB's stupid ass gives a heart to the option "wonder if theyre twin brothers." never encountered that in a playthrough before.

I already know because I've previously played all of his missions already but he is still just the character ever. he cares SO much. but he's terrible. he's an asshole. but he likes you so much that he shows you his heart of gold. he's actually so niceys. and he's so smart, he's an elite, right? WRONG. he is so dumb. he is EVERYTHING to me.

im also grinding class levels on my cross rn so I've taken to controlling HB. brother he is sooo fun to play as. the topple to decoy round to last stand loop is soo good and I love having my party never run out of TP. also his voice lines are hilarious. fundamentally unserious character.

[mirameyneth]

he is playing the hit 2009 indie classic "Minecraft"

[toodles-doff]

cleaned out my youtube subscriptions of all the folks who turned out to be fucking psychopaths the whole time

feels good (　・ω・)

[suigintou]

ur payin eighty dollars for this?

[kelbunny]

Never before seen my hype for a game die so quickly. This and other things have killed it like the lack of physical

At least I still have the 3ds versions

[terracotta7]

Remembering how hard I laughed at Brilliant Diamond when I had to go get Roark out of the mine and he just fucking nyoomed out of there.

In DPPt, he just kinda walked out like "lol ok"

In BDSP he fucking books it

And here's the gif version

WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?