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Welcome to my sideblog ig?

☆ Evan ☆ They/He ☆ 27 ☆ Queer af ☆

• 18+ MDNI.

• This is mostly just a place for my hockey thoughts, because it's taken over my life and I'm sure people on my main and irl want me to shut tf up.

• Yes, my user is a play on 'too gay to function'. It felt fitting.

• I'm like far too obsessed with Leon Draisaitl and the Oilers in general.

• Would literally love to make hockey friends/mutuals.

• GMT (Timezone)

• Main Account: @lowbudgethawkeye

(List subject to change)

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Wtf...I just woke up.....

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Give Connor a knife rn!

[bihockeys]

I think Connor McDavid should be allowed to go on a murder spree.

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This falls into the same category as that fuckass 0.4 second goal last year btw

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I…cannot believe we’re losing to these shitheads…

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If this is officially a goal, CMD should commit a felony

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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

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Lowkey cannot believe I found out that Megan Thee Stallion got cheated on during an Oilers Playoff game

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So, my dog actually said he didn’t want Overtime, did you think about that?!

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D*cks

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That was too close thanks

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beckett senn*cke you should be dying in the hunger games rn

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Oh thank fuck

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[zmhyman]

Have we considered that for all of his suffering in past playoffs, hyman can do what he wants 🤷‍♀️

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Hyms has never done anything wrong ever, what is this slander!