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not now mom im being a danger to myself
Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.
If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals
ovilus: BEWARE……. BRIDGE
ryan, an empath: no dw we’ve already got one
[id: A large sculpture of two hands clasping together, with one on top of the other. The sculpture is covered in moss, lichen and little tufts of grass. End id.]
@bikuwana
never not thinking about giant cisterns. THATS immanentizing the eschaton. when we get to heaven and its a bunch of giant wet concrete tunnels with vast columns holding up the ceiling, then you will see…
you know about the tokyo storm drains, yeah?
yeah that’s what inspired this post :)
im very exited to go here when i die :)
basilica cistern in istanbul
reminds me of when some old church in Sweden was cleaning out their storage and they forgot they had left like 80 medieval corpses in some ikea bags during renovations so somebody opened a closet door and it’s just
that emotional pigeonhole you get backed into when your dysfunctional parent has crossed a line so badly even they are aware of it...but they won't apologize or acknowledge it so instead they compensate for the guilt by being unusually nice to you......and you are stuck having to enforce boundaries by awkwardly rejecting their overtures in a way that casts you as the villain...........and they look at you all hurt and innocent and rebuked.................................. bitch you shoved us into this narrative arc, you write your way out of it
im a little bit like if you made a girl out of boyfriend material. But you did it wrong
Rape Escape
Easy and very effective
Requires nothing but your body
Includes attack
Very useful to know, pass and share please.
Worth watching
I don’t mean to impose a personal favour on you guys, but I really would like to ask that everyone who follows me reblog this.
I don’t think I made it very clear but last month I was sexually assaulted by someone who I thought was my friend (I don’t want to talk about it don’t ask), and it’s… really fucked with my head.
Had I known this a month ago I would have been able to get away.
So, essentially, I’m really pleading with you to reblog this so everyone who follows you doesn’t get stuck in the same position I was with no way out.
I mean again I don’t want the point of this to be my sob story or whatever but if you could reblog this it would seriously mean a lot
and im asking to all of my followers who see this post in your dashboard to please press play to this video, you never know when this is gonna be useful, PLEASE DON’T IGNORE IT.
This is one of the first moves I was taught in Krav Maga, and it is one of the most effective.
It took me about a half hour to get down with practice, but once you get it, it’s an intuitive movement.
Please pass this along, it will save lives.
Important
Please reblog this.
If you're gay you had at least one of these phases growing up:
Greek mythology
Ancient Egypt
Outer space
Emo music
…THEY’RE CALLED T-SHIRTS BECAUSE THEY RESEMBLE THE LETTER T
also they were originally a form of underwear and I think that’s nifty!
GAUD THIS HAS LONG BEEN COMMON KNOLEDGE
I don’t know what the fuck counts as common knowledge!!! for years I thought everyone knew that lobsters have teeth in their stomachs & blood can be used as an egg substitute. my perspective is slightly skewy!
How much blood contitutes one egg?
¼ cup of blood can be substituted for one medium sized egg
There are 37.2 trillion cells in the human body and this post put all of my cells in attack mode
does it have to be wet blood? because dried blood is more shelf stable
i actually have a similar question regarding the infamous “virgin blood.” honestly, the dry stuff is just so much easier to work with
my thought process is that if milk can be powdered, blood probably can be too seeing as mammal milk is just filtered blood
#breast milk is actually called white blood by some people
milk is mostly made out of white blood cells, we should absolutely just refer to it as White Blood
Do I Need To Pull Out The Perpetual Lactation Story?
…yeeeeees? yes.
This is a summary of a branch of medieval theology.
As we all know, women are responsible for original sin, as a result of which mankind was cast from the Garden of Eden and women were cursed with painful childbirth. In addition women have periods, which are the sign of original sin.
Problem: The Virgin Mary was perfect. Can’t have been cursed with original sin. No periods.
Question: Where does the blood go?
For all our wonderful theories about spontaneous generation and phlogiston, we do believe in some form of conservation of matter. If women have all this extra blood all the time, you can’t just have one wandering around with it building up inside her. It’s gotta go somewhere!
Well, we figured it out in the end. You see, as we all know not least from reading the above post, milk is just boiled blood. So for Mary, the blood just sort of condensed and she was in a state of perpetual lactation.
This led to things like a particular saint (it’s Bernard) having a vision of the Madonna appearing before him and squirting her breast milk into his mouth, to apply either wisdom or a cure for an eye infection, which has delightfully been depicted in several works of art.
may i change my answer
people who know random things are so platonically attractive to me like yes let me be your best friend tell me about the history of liquid soap
Ladies, are we fatigued this evening? Are we tired
We sleepy sis
Exhausted even
Based on the notes on this post, the situation is worse than I thought
Ladies, are we fatigued this evening? Are we tired
We sleepy sis
Exhausted even
Based on the notes on this post, the situation is worse than I thought
“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard
Good news for you, this August 23rd.
It’s that time of year again.
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