A Spoonie's Diary

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On Doctors and Dates

I just broke up with my allergist, and the reception lady seemed really surprised. But I have the same rules for doctors as I do for dates which is that I need:

1. To feel respected 2. To feel like they are listening 3. For them to be polite

That’s my minimum of what I need in any sort of relationship, and this doctor was 0 for 3, so I dumped her.

I’m not all about telling people how to live life, but mine improved so much when I adopted these rules and I highly recommend them

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Staying in bed all day having some time for myself. In Pain, stoned by the meds, crying. AWESOME!

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Challenge accepted!

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Uterus explodes in 3...2...1...

😫😥🤒🤕😦

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Hey Body!

You had ONE Job! I needed to rely on you for just like 2,5 hours. Congratulations! You fucked it up.

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Things that need to be changed in 2017

- Kick asses harder! - Some people deserve excuses, some people don’t! You need to find out who they are. - Start disliking people! Some people are monsters. They don’t deserve a second chance. Maybe they don’t even deserve a first chance! - Tell people, when they are doing things wrong. Stop ignoring the “Retarded”,“Gay”,“Like a little Girl”-sayers. - Stop nagging about your body. If you feel fat, lose weight! If you feel too thin, gain weight. But stop nagging! You are beautiful and you always will be. - Go out. Have fun. Dance the night away.

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It's all in my chest. Wait... It's all in my head?!

There’s a sharp pain in my chest. I don’t know when and why it’s there. It’s just there. I went to the docor (– guess what he told me?! ;)) my lungs and my heart are working right, no need to worry. Just go home and chill out. Well… Seems impossible, when you’re about to graduate.