rise and shine

hey everyone! terry sparrow here, cherry grove's resident milk man, bike messenger, football mascot and waterboy. and whatever else you need. i'll probably do anything except kill a dude.

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TEXT: JP

Terry: 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Terry: Happy birthday dude!!!!

Terry: I love you more than I love Ron but shh. And definitely more than I love Peter.

[cherrygrcvegossip]

Wow, Misty was able to make a post without sounding like a child. I’m shocked.

(via cherrygrcvegossip)

Do you wanna try making a post without sounding like a dick? Dude, stop reaching. You’ll never be able to find a genuine problem with Misty.

[cherrygrcvegossip]

Did anyone else spot a certain blonde parading around in a skimpy cheerleading uniform despite not actually trying out for the team?

(via cherrygrcvegossip)

I got stage fright!

[sheknowsthewxy]

Is there anyone in particular you're crushing on right now?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

LIFE? YUP. Totally crushing it. Heh. Ha. Yep. That’s… yeah. Absolutely, that’s what i’m… crushing.

Uh, did you guys hear that? Oop, gotta go! 

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Pffft, no one’s good enough for you anyway, Little Mo.

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Are you ever gonna make a move on Izzy?

Dude, shut up! Peter can see this and he’s crazy!

[daydreambxliever]

↳INSTAGRAM: @joytotheworld uploaded a photo:

thank you everyone for the party last night!! have a smiley new year :) 

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@sparrowmanterry how do I super like JP’s face??? BEST NIGHT EVER

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TEXT: JOY

Terry: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DUDE! Have an awesome birthday, Joy :D xxx

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.rxttenapple:

Exactly. Baby bearing hips aren’t useful until you’re actually having a baby. Until then, you’ve got to hide them away.

I feel like you would get along with my sort-of friend Violet.

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.rxttenapple:

I’m not. I’m misunderstood. 

Like when I told Missy Flanders that her low rise jeans highlighted her muffin top and made her look double her size, she misunderstood that I was trying to help her improve her chances of actually catching a man.

... I’m sure your intentions came from a good place.

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.rxttenapple:

Funny. I got told I’d be the bitchy girlfriend who gets dumped for the Plain Jane bookworm.

You don’t seem bitchy to me.

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.rxttenapple:

No, I’m rather enjoying you.

I’ve been told I’d make a good sidekick in a rom-com. You know those guys they put in for the laughs? I’m him.

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.rxttenapple:

Ahh, but I’m talking to you right now and my momma didn’t raise me to be rude.

Honestly, I thought maybe this conversation was as painful for you as it is for me.

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.rxttenapple:

Well future reference, the going-down-forgetting-name thing is more what I’m aiming for.

Okay, well, it’s pretty easy to find Peter around here, so...

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.rxttenapple:

Is a Peter Eagleton good time someone going down on you until you forget your own name?

I wouldn’t know? I’m not really into Peter.

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.rxttenapple:

Are you recklessly optimistic about showing a girl a good time?

Peter Eagleton good time or...? ‘Cause I like playing skee ball at the arcade and stuff. Movies are always kinda fun.

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.rxttenapple:

Hmm. I like where this is going.

Huh? ... Oh, I was gonna say like, reckless optimism or something.

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.rxttenapple:

Stop putting yourself down, loser.

Aw, c’mon, I’m not. What I lack in hair tossing I make up for in... other stuff?