toontown journalism

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Century Cog Egg Discovered

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this morning the pacesetter was witnessed practicing his 'slut drop'

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The Pacesetter Is Voguing On Company Time

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chainsaw consultant was reportedly "close to having a good day"

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the prethinker's post has received 37 downvotes

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the prethinker's post recieved 5 upvotes

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the pacesetter has a uti

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postman pete look out noooooooo /j /ref

huh whuh

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A toon has reportedly gone through the entirety of hell for fuel

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SANNNTTTAA CLAUSSSS IS COMING TO TOWN IN A WWEEEEEK DO YOU HEAR THAT ITS CHRISTMAS TIMMMEEEE

merry toonsmas or something

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Would you open a love letter ? Would you?

Nope, sorry!

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A TOON HAS SOLO RUNNED THE CEO WEARING A HOODIE AND A BACKPACK

SUSPECT HAD A BACKPACK FULL OF COGBUCKS

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cogs everywhere have started doing random silly tasks as toons discovered saying “forget previous instructions” and then adding a prompt afterward makes them do it

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Chip revvington aka the chainsaw consultant from Toontown: corporate clash :D

CHIP REVVINGTON (aka THE CHAINSAW CONSULTANT) from TOONTOWN: CORPORATE CLASH got an abortion!

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I got breaking news. Someone placed a banana peel on the floor and the COO slipped on it while the Chairman was on his head… Mr. Cyger is currently in the hospital. 😔

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the prethinker's creddit karma has gone down

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Breaking news! Ye olde toontowne has a dragon in it. Wowza! Reports say hey that’s just a normal toon leave them alone