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Bobby: I hate being touched. I hate human contact.

Bobby: The last time I touched someone was 4 years ago when I punched them.

Yunhyeong: You’re literally sitting on Hanbin’s lap.

Bobby: This means nothing

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Junhoe: *barging into the room* who ate my leftovers?

Song Eunjin: *eating his leftovers* who ate my brother’s ass?

Junhoe: *leaving the way he came* fair point

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Bobby: So...me and June kissed.

Donghyuk: *breaks the glass cup in his hand*

Bobby: OMG ARE YOU OK?!

Donghyuk: Just bleeding. Keep talking, I want to hear the details!

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Hanbin: this year was supposed to be great

Hanbin: well it's only the 2nd day, and I'm still a loser

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Hanbin: Manga lied to me.

Hanbin: I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens, revealing to me their soft side.

Hanbin: It's always me picking up the kittens.

Hanbin:

Hanbin:

Hanbin: Maybe I'm the bad boy.

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I bought a bubblegum scented sword, so that the last thing my enemies remember is how cute and adorable I am.

Kim Jinhwan

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Hanbin: I’m not upset, just disappointed.

Jinhwan: I taught him that line. He’s actually really fucking pissed.

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Jinhwan: I think you should know I've noticed sparks between Bobby and Donghyuk.

Hanbin: What?

Jinhwan: Yeah, it's probably nothing but I just wanted to warn you so you don't freak out if there's something there.

Hanbin: With Bobby and Donghyuk?

Jinhwan: Yeah.

Hanbin: With Bobby and my friend?

Jinhwan: Um, yeah.

Hanbin: With my friend, Donghyuk and my ex-boyfriend Bobby?

Jinhwan: YEAH.

Hanbin: Oh, there is no way...

Jinhwan: Ok, then-

Hanbin: OH.MY.GOD. I CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT!

Hanbin: I mean I don't like it when Bobby goes out with anyone but DONGHYUK?!

Hanbin: And they're gonna have sex! And what if Bobby marries him? And I can't stop it, I don't own Bobby! And Donghyuk, he should be able to do whatever he wants.

Hanbin: Omg I can't believe Bobby is marrying Donghyuk! This is just the worst thing that could ever happen to me!

Jinhwan: The important thing is you're not freaking out about it.

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Hanbin: Now, the most important thing is that we have to work as a team. Which means you do everything I tell you to do.

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Chanwoo: You’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

Chanwoo: Hanbin on Bobby’s dick.

Hanbin: That doesn’t even rhyme.

Chanwoo: Whatever, it’s still the truth.

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Hanbin: you love me right

Jinhwan: to the moon and back

Hanbin: great because-

Jinhwan: but if you’re about to tell me that you’re the one who broke my grandmothers precious china after you told me last week that it was Jiwon we’re gonna have some words

Hanbin:….what kind of words?

Jinhwan: the Loud kind, Hanbin.

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Junhoe: I’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual.

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Yunhyeong: What would the chef recommend?

Employee: Sir, this is McDonalds.

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[iKON planning Junhoe's Party]

Jinhwan: *Comes home to a lot of laughter* Hey, are you guys planning a party or just goofing around?

Chanwoo: What? We'r making progress.

Jinhwan: Yeah? *looks at their notes*

Jinhwan: What's a "two-way petting zoo"?

Bobby: *looks to Hanbin*

Hanbin: *looks to Yunhyeong*

Yunhyeong: *looks to Chanwoo*

Chanwoo: ...You pet the animals, they pet you back.

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June: Jinhwan, there will come a time when you need to chose between what's hard and what's easy.

June: Jinhwan, can I tell you a secret?

Jinhwan: What is it?

June: I'm both. Right now.

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Hanbin: I’m in love with someone but I think he loves somebody else.

Bobby: Well, then he’s a dumbass!

Hanbin: What did you just call yourself?

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Hanbin: Bobby gave me something.

Junhoe: Herpes?

Hanbin: A poem.

Junhoe: Worse.