frustrated and tired

My name is Ashley and I spend way too much time on the internet obsessing over people I don't know.

[abduction]

[sixpenceeeblog]

me: sleeps in class, spends the other time surfing facebook, tumblr and instagram, forgets notebook and pen, stares blankly ahead and unsure of what chapter we are on

me: somehow gets an A

[koalacandyland]

Reblog to pass all your classes the same way

[vampirewives-deactivated2021042]

I don’t normally reblog stuff like this but just in case it works… I really need this lmao i don’t wanna study

[chiimes-deactivated20190408]

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[zoezoloft-deactivated20171029]

Lmao damn wow

[anyaithesaiyan]

Yaaaaaaas

[itsmisspickle-deactivated201812]

Stay in your lane and mind yo business

[ruinedchildhood]

[marimopet]

2017 im gonna be soft tender kind loving caring supportive. i want good fresh memories. i will be loved 

[saltysongfury-deactivated202006]

[8-bitfiction]

[oganneb]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

Very good

[unclefather]

Almost TOO good

[traumathoughts]

[kalethewicked]

[dredsina]

I have no concept of the pain scale, like…I just realized that last week I said I was in especially awful hip pain and when my pt asked to rate it I said “3”. And then this week I said I felt a lot better than last week and when she asked me to rate it I said “3”. I really don’t know what the numbers are supposed to be. I know it’s supposed to be out of ten but like. I think I rate the pain by what time of the day it is. Like “i will rate the pain I’m in at a 5 at the end of the day, so compared to what my pain level will be later, what I’m feeling right now is a 3.” I also think i rate in overall pain rather than specific pain? Like, systemically I’m at a five. Some parts will be worse or better but i just rate it all at five because that’s the average

[clovercoin]

Here’s a pain scale that actually makes sense.

[pir8grl]

MUCH better than those stupid smile faces.

[theadventurepants-blog]

This is amazingly helpful.

[tiptop-and-others-deactivated20]

Please show this to children. I could have used this when I was in the hospital with mastoiditis.

Like your asking a child to tell you what level of pain they are in?? All I know if I want to scream and go to sleep

[shuwfalqamar]

humans are so Loud and for What

[popculturediedin2009]

[eveningruiner]

[bisexualgambit]

I just realized I haven’t told you guys about how 3rd President of the United States Thomas Jefferson haunts my dorm room.

[bisexualgambit]

Okay so basically at the beginning of the year, weird shit began happening in our dorm room, me and my roommate would hear/see things, TVs and phones and computers would start on there own and do other weird things. 

We decided jokingly that the room was haunted and named the ghost Jeff and even made it a door tag. 

Me and my roommate began to notice a trend it the activity of “Jeff” He always seemed to act up most when I talked shit about Thomas Jefferson or James Madison’s personality/policies/etc. 

We began to joke that it was Thomas Jefferson or James Madison (hell we even joked it might be Dolley)

Well the other day, our ghost confirmed himself as “Thomas Jefferson.” 

After a particularly rude attack on Thomas Jefferson character (I claimed the best thing he ever did was die.) A fucking giant ass jumbo size box of Mac and Cheese fell off of the tallest shelf in our dorm room. 

I’m talking one of these babies but it’s like a 20 pack. To me it’s obviously that this is obviously proof that “inventor” of mac and cheese, 3rd President of the United States who was born and died in Virginia travelled to Upstate New York in an area he never even came close to in his life to haunt my dorm 

My roommate is not convinced though: She still thinks it could be James Madison. 

But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese (We conducted an experiment to see if Madison would have been able to reach it when he was only 5′4″ and being 5′4″, I couldn’t even reach it jumping up and down.)

So yes, me and my roommate have proved undeniable that Thomas Jefferson haunts our dorm room.

Also she pointed out that we randomly named the ghost “Jeff” which is pretty fucking close to Jefferson. Coincidence? OBVIOUSLY NOT.

[hamletthedane]

“But a Madison-sized ghost couldn’t have reached the mac and cheese” 

I’m so glad I was alive to see this sentence written.

[sadisgates]

Why were you regularly shit talking founding fathers tho

[bisexualgambit]

I’m a salty U.S. History Major, that’s why

[emeraldboreas-deactivated201809]

This is the quality content I signed up for

[ultraviolentangel-deactivated20]

Yeah, they should’ve treated you better. They should’ve cared more. But they didn’t and they don’t, and your life keeps moving forward.