[residentgoodgirl]

when white europeans say “lmao americans are so dumb, how could they let this happen??”

[onlyblackgirl]

“You shouldn’t cut people off just because they voted for Trump!”

Me:

[nokiabae]

[ithotyouknew-deactivated2015051]

[powerburial]

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

[signedsincerelymegan-blog]

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

[powerburial]

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

[loldodgers-deactivated20180416]

What if Mike was short for Micycle

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

every now and then theres a text post that gets stuck in my damn head. here it is. im never going to be free of micycle

[jackmeatington]

How to threaten your dog

[thepunksink]

Omg

[killahkappa]

Lmfao he said not worth it

[alwaysbewoke]

He cut his losses immediately hahaha

[ronartesian-deactivated20161106]

I haven’t ate anything since 11 Bruh I’m starving

[woodmeat]

damn an u how old now?

[meanplastic]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[thebootydiaries]

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

[thebigbiwolf]

i treated myself to mcdonalds after like a month without fast food and now i feel like I had sex with Death and he forgot to pull out so now I’m full of Death’s semen and I’m dealing with the morning sickness after finding out im pregnant with the antichrist oh god what am i going to tell my parents

[thebigbiwolf]

stop reblogging this i dont wan t my mom to know im getting McDicked by Satan

[africanmani-deactivated20170514]

[crashmusthappen]

catfish

[weloveshortvideos]

[fursuitpursuits]

[xenogears]

[yolonists]

if you look into a mirror at midnight and say ‘4chan’ three times you will summon these

[princessanomaly-deactivated2020]

[jehovahhthickness]

Boys lie so damn much. They can say “good morning” to me & I have to check to see if the sun is out.

[robotfxckr-blog]

Can you hear me sobbing

[r0rschach]

Omfg who made this where is this from???