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why do you even have hobbies? to please your dead parents or yourself?

(edit) included LAU because she is the same but with more make up on

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the way i can update this every once in a while (its sad)

#is that even a sentence

i keep editing my rant posts so if u see something changed then its because i think i have more to add

lara will never be like what was in the 90s again, the marketing isnt what im praising but how much people treated her like a celebrity because of how cool she was, its maybe wierd to compare her to hatsune miku but i can see the paralels, this celebrity status yk? she meant something, she was special, many women wanted to be like her and my kid self was also always amazed by her, we will never have this experience with lara again because of crystals narcissism

she was edgy but also cool and still had her empathetic moments, she was controversial and alot of stuff and not even perfect but you cant tell me she was boring esepecially just because she never spoke ingame, she was fun as FUCK

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i still dont care about loa i just want aod to be continued somehow, ive said it already, why do we need a new lara every 10 years? dead fucking franchise, you like the idea and aesthetic of lara and these are very shallow things, i want the actual character and not shit to be unified, its just another new lara i dont give a fuck about

and LIKE I SAID crystal is running out of ideas so they mush everything together now, what other franchise does this shit this is only what you see in fucking tomb raider, it shows how much crystal hates core design and kinda pretends to be so open to bring classic lara back but that isnt classic lara, its just aesthetics of her, thats it, lets not forget how much they even were part taking in making sure this fandom is divided by saying how much core design lara sucks and is scum to them, also that she is replaceable, how woke of them guys

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i will filter this shit now dont need to see any updates, the 2013 reboot sure made me have a reaction but this made me snapppp im so tired now youre seriously lying to classic fans and promise them she comes back i rather have you continue the last timeline where this lara was supposed to be an ANTI LARA you fucks

i still dont care about loa i just want aod to be continued somehow, ive said it already, why do we need a new lara every 10 years? dead fucking franchise, you like the idea and aesthetic of lara and these are very shallow things, i want the actual character and not shit to be unified, its just another new lara i dont give a fuck about

and LIKE I SAID crystal is running out of ideas so they mush everything together now, what other franchise does this shit this is only what you see in fucking tomb raider, it shows how much crystal hates core design and kinda pretends to be so open to bring classic lara back but that isnt classic lara, its just aesthetics of her, thats it, lets not forget how much they even were part taking in making sure this fandom is divided by saying how much core design lara sucks and is scum to them, also that she is replaceable, how woke of them guys

#lara croft #tomb raider

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me: can u please bring back the og lara

crystal: well yes but actually no

upforalittleheresy

speaking of pierre liking eagels, what do you think about lara, any thoughts on what animals lara likes or has a favourite? :)

From what I discovered, she has horseback riding experience, so I imagine her favourite animal is the horse.

Although I haven't had the chance to thoroughly think about Kurtis yet, he seems like the kinda guy who's very attuned to nature because of his Navajo origins. A headcanon I have for him is that he's really good at spirit animal readings. He helps people discover their spirit animals through meditative exercises where they enter a dream-like trance and describe their current thoughts. He helped Lara discover that her spirit animal is the black horse!

I headcanon Lara as a huge scholarly fan of dinosaurs, and her favourites are the Tyrannosaurus rex, Deinonychus antirrhopus, Compsognathus, Carcharodontosaurus, Mononykus, Pachyrhinosaurus, Spinosaurus, and Velociraptor.

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thatd be a cool scenario where kurtis can figure out this stuff! also horse is a nice idea too, i forgot she did that and i cant believe lara riding a horse was seen in one of the first two movies (forgot wich one)

ALSO, do you want to give us a idea for larson? :3

juliangeneral

Beats you to death with hammers

kdrm

us tv: reviewed

the way i never noticed the naked lady on pierres jacket in TR1 lmaooooo he is freaky, funnier is how in chronicles they changed the design to a eagel or something

by ThatNorskChick

#who remembers when it was only lau lara that people were taking the piss on #the laras are still multiplying im scared #lmao not tagging this

seashell-bikini

Lara's favorite food is beans on toast, so I wonder what Kurtis's fave food could be.

imo he has a thing for all things hot and spicy: curry, chili, Lara. Maybe some home-made navajo dishes his mom made like mutton stew, or navajo tacos, or something german because of his father. I can also imagine him being secretly a sucker for home-made comfort food.

Or maybe he lives off exclusively of takeout food, pizzas and frozen food.

Or better yet, the american equivalent of beans on toast: peanut butter and jelly

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i remember reading its sauerkraut or in english pickled cabbage, reading it in his bio somewhere

slightly-gay-pogohammer

🔥(for fandom in general!)

creators, especially indie ones, being so readily avaiable and easy to interact with online made fandom worse. like ofc theres the obvious Bad Heavy Stuff where ppl bully, doxx and leak someone's work bc theyre mildly annoyed when a story doesnt go the way they wanted, genuinely anyone who does that go fuck yourself... but in to be more unserious: why tf do i care that the author said this and that. "I asked the creator on twitter and they said the mc's favorite color is blue :)" girl i thought we were all here to play pretend and do whatever the fuck we want? why all of a sudden smth HAS to be canon to be liked? + why do we gaf abt smth said on twitter also I thought we all agreed that for something to be canon it should be in the canon material not hidden in a tweet from 6 years ago.

#not indie but tekken has that issue lmao #not in the fandom anymore so i dont wanna talk about it too much but this shit is so stupid and annoying