Just Like A Bicycle

(Too-Tired) 19, any pronouns, casual shitposter, send me anything and we can be friends :)

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Whoops I died for a bit and missed a tumblr update :/ Anyways I’m back and somewhat well rested

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everyone always asking what you think your madrigal gift would be

WHAT I WANNA KNOW is what is your madrigal curse

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you ever just wonder whether or not you throwing yourself into work all the time and throwing away any chance at a fun college experience is in vain as you probably won’t even succeed and accomplish your dreams

anyways my main role model asked me to co-write a queer sitcom with them so maybe I actually am funny

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figured finally becoming mutuals with the love of my life my roommate and watching magic school bus deserves a post for the first time in *checks watch* a billion trillion years

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Story Time

Ok so my parents have both not been home since Friday and I will not have a single parent in the house until Wednesday. What does that mean? I must fend for myself in the most adult way possible.

I have done much learning about myself in the past couple days! A comprehensive list of things I’ve noticed is provided:

I am good at doing laundry, but I continuously forget to take it out of either machine

Meal planning is harrrrddddd

My weekend was very adult in that I made decisions for myself, planned my day, went over to a friend’s house for a dinner, returned home, actually worked on school work, went to work-work, and did many house work tasks upon my return

I need to always make sure I plan the next possible day I can go to the store when I go to the store. I always forget something. Yesterday it was vitamins and milk. Today it was allergy meds and sanity.

In reference to how hard meal planning is, so far all of my meals have been of will be: microwave fettuccine, spaghettios, some intense breakfast meal I actually make from scratch

In reference to the above, apparently I really like cooking and following online videos. I only have the motivation, however, to cook breakfast foods

It’s so therapeutic to know the house is fucking spotless and everything is cared for yet my room is a mess HOWEVER there is no one here to yell at me about it.

Anyways my parents do not want people to know about their overlapping departure, yet I am doing a good job at being ADULT, so I decided to tell all of you. I will be adding to this as the week progresses, after surely eating more spaghettios and breakfast food.

[tootiredforyouranarchy]

Updates

Apparently when I am left unchecked without a set schedule or parental oversight, I just... crochet for four hours

I just realized I have not gotten the mail since Friday. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccckkkkkk

[tootiredforyouranarchy]

Story Time

Ok so my parents have both not been home since Friday and I will not have a single parent in the house until Wednesday. What does that mean? I must fend for myself in the most adult way possible.

I have done much learning about myself in the past couple days! A comprehensive list of things I’ve noticed is provided:

I am good at doing laundry, but I continuously forget to take it out of either machine

Meal planning is harrrrddddd

My weekend was very adult in that I made decisions for myself, planned my day, went over to a friend’s house for a dinner, returned home, actually worked on school work, went to work-work, and did many house work tasks upon my return

I need to always make sure I plan the next possible day I can go to the store when I go to the store. I always forget something. Yesterday it was vitamins and milk. Today it was allergy meds and sanity.

In reference to how hard meal planning is, so far all of my meals have been of will be: microwave fettuccine, spaghettios, some intense breakfast meal I actually make from scratch

In reference to the above, apparently I really like cooking and following online videos. I only have the motivation, however, to cook breakfast foods

It’s so therapeutic to know the house is fucking spotless and everything is cared for yet my room is a mess HOWEVER there is no one here to yell at me about it.

Anyways my parents do not want people to know about their overlapping departure, yet I am doing a good job at being ADULT, so I decided to tell all of you. I will be adding to this as the week progresses, after surely eating more spaghettios and breakfast food.

[tootiredforyouranarchy]

all I want is Penelope Garcia to be happy and that’s genuinely the only reason I’m hungrily consuming Criminal Minds episodes

please tell me I’m not alone

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I am horrified start a Twitter account because it would give me an unsupervised way to share literally every passing thought.

Like I’m talking it’s 2 am and you see a new post:

“I like mittens”

[shittycryptids]

Stacy's dad.

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Do I need to say more?

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I always forget how much seasonal depression takes a toll on my sad sad body.

Like yeah, I still need to deal with a lot of stuff, but it’s now 60 degrees and sunny and suddenly my laundry is done, my room is cleaned, and I’m taking a fiddle class.

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I think about the Marsha, Thankk You... t-shirt on a daily basis, alas I don’t work enough Shit Job™️ to make dreams reality

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tumblr updated with a really aesthetic app face JUST in time for me to cover it with a shortcut that better matches my color scheme

anyways sorry for falling off the face of the earth for a while I’m still here and queer

[one-time-i-dreamt]

One time I dreamt that we lived in a world where boob size dictated social class, like the bigger the boobs the more power you had in government and how much money you had

no wonder I am poor

[torn-by-dreams]

Make this a reality because I would be upper class as shit

[chadillacboseman]

THE BOOBGEOISIE UPPER CLASS.

[tootiredforyouranarchy]

Would Breast Enhancements be black market and would Breast Reductions be governmental punishment?

[nogodsnokingsnomasters]

Kent State University

[tiredtransgal]

“The Kent State shootings (also known as the May 4 massacre or the Kent State massacre)[3][4][5] were the shootings on May 4, 1970 of unarmed college students by members of the Ohio National Guard at Kent State University in Kent, Ohio during a mass protest against the bombing of Cambodia by United States military forces. Twenty-eight guardsmen fired approximately 67 rounds over a period of 13 seconds, killing four students and wounding nine others, one of whom suffered permanent paralysis.[6][7]”

“There was a significant national response to the shootings: hundreds of universities, colleges, and high schools closed throughout the United States due to a student strike of 4 million students,[10] and the event further affected public opinion, at an already socially contentious time, over the role of the United States in the Vietnam War.[11]”

Student strike of 4 million students! Let’s do that again lol

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kent_State_shootings

[solarpunkcast]

Don’t forget that basically half the country thought the students deserved it…

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Another picture from Kent State.

But it was not just Kent State, eleven days later Mississippi Police fired 150 rounds into a dormitory at Jackson State College, killing 2 and wounding 15 black protesters.

[saurons-optometrist]

Btw half of the students killed at Kent State weren’t even protesting, they were just there

[bando--grand-scamyon]

What in the absolute fuck

[wuh2k]

When the Irish guy has known about this since he was like 8, but it’s suspiciously hard for Americans to learn about…

[hekeepsmeworm]

I literally only know abt this bc my parents are hippies it’s fucked up

[jheselbraum]

I only had a vague idea of what this was and what happened until I did my own research on it.

When I was 21.

[beautifultoafault]

i never heard of this…… and i live in this country……… WTF 

[fuckyouformakingmedothis]

Welcome to America. If you want to learn some actual history, then research it yourself

[thewholeguacamole]

History 101, day 1: forget everything you learned in high school and before because it’s wrong and skewed.

[jinx23]

I knew about this because my college history professor was teaching there when it happened and told us that he watched his student die right before his eyes

[tootiredforyouranarchy]

The fact that I didn’t know anything about this until I went on a college tour to Kent State just speaks to the idea the American Educational system is heavily propoganda based and the phrase “college makes kids liberal” is flawed as higher education simply is giving students more perspective than the bs in every single high school textbook

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Why is it still a thing to say “it’s bad luck if a black cat crosses your path?”

Buddy a

CAT CROSSED YOUR

PATH

miss me with this unlucky bullshit I’m petting a new feline friend

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thinkin abt the time a couple weeks ago I was restocking candy melts in the cake decorating aisle and a cute grunge girl walked past and I straight up dropped all the bags.

she turned and looked back at me

and I couldn’t stop dropping the goddamn candy melts

anyways

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lol hello people of tumblr

I forgot I had mobile for, like, three months