sugoi

[amateur]

[ralon6netaph]

*gets out of the car and walks back into the store*

[dogmuzzle-deactivated20170328]

me at the dentist

dentist: when was the last time you flossed?

me: bro u were THERE

[boota]

[liketwopeasinapod2-deactivated2]

give me the watermelón

[boota]

[pochowek]

This gets 10 notes and ill reveal a little controversy

[pochowek]

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

(x)

[hillaryclinton-deactivated20241]

[discreetwithabellyring-deactiva]

She’s an Italian from New York

[trysomethingdifference-deactiva]

the rat said MDNA was better than ARTPOP

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

Someone left their dogs outside the cafe

[mwnslw]

pug date

[kitty]

[drearyhours]

2001-2017: smash mouth is the shrek band

2018: shrek mouth is the pussy eating band

[powerfulwizard]

[reactingtosomething]

The Collector

[deejay]

Good morning tumblr, Who are we cancelling today??

[wadey-wilson]

the russos

[ruinedchildhood]

Me @ the russos

[ruinedchildhood]

[sunfortune]

yeah. max deserved better

[setheverman]

what’s the may mood?

[ghouloriented]

[bubbleclerk100]

He Scream

AHHHHH!!!!

[cannedtins-deactivated20201027]

OOOOOOOOGHHHH

[vivecguccibelt]

[gothmutual-deactivated20181225]

[kissjaycouture]