Keni
macklin celebrini has autism
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
cherry valley forever
if i look back, i am lost
TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
blake kathryn
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pixel skylines
gracie abrams
YOU ARE THE REASON
$LAYYYTER
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Color Me Curious
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@slimegirlsoda
I think we all want a catgirl roomie who won't let you leave bed in the morning. She clings onto you, making it impossible and very unappealing to get up in the first place. The way her tail coils around you, pulling you closer together, her claws digging lightly into the sheets, her head nuzzling you gently, brushing you with that soft silky fur. And that purring, she sounds so satisfied…
*Sigh* looks like you're going to be late for work.
Again.
Elf Bowling Tribute.
this guy posted this video called “unethical money making hacks” and was like “i’m selling bullshit art!” and he was buying prints from kmart and covering them in joint compound and making interesting shapes in the joint compound and then selling it as “textured wall art” like sorry bro that’s just regular art you made art i know it feels like bullshit but you’re actually just making art rn
i know it feels like bullshit because you spent five minutes on it and you don’t think it looks like real art but i regret to inform you you made real art and you’re just being an artist rn and if someone is willing to pay you $200 for it it’s not a scam that’s just what art is like
that guy with the urinal is laughing his ass off at you rn sorry bud
my take on fourleafisland's dtiys challenge!
BITCH I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU
YOU’VE ANGERED THE WRONG FANDOM
You’re going down punk, just you FUCKNG WAIT!! You will learn that this fandom is far worse than you will ever want to know. We may seem soft and shy, but we’re just being NICE! We can be cold, cruel, mean, and make you suffer and wish you had never said what you said. We can send you into the farthest most empty reaches of the galaxy, summon demons to our disposal to make you suffer, and make you feel the feelings that we experience, and don’t fucking think for a single goddamn second that’s easy! The amount of emotions that would boil inside of you would literally kill you. So keep your motherfucking distance and we won’t hurt you, so stay the hell back, asshole. If you so much as insult us one more time, we will bring firey hell upon you and bitch slap you into oblivion. Your move, dildo.
We know how to kill a human and hide the evidence. Your body will never be found, and that is a promise.
You do realize a majority of the fandom are 20 somethings right? or at least in college. We can find you, kill you, and make it look like you killed yourself. Don’t try us :)
Shut up. We can exorcise a demon from you faster than Dean and Sam, believe me you need it. We can toss you into a supernova, never to be seen again, or banish you to the end of the universe where you would explode to create a new one. We can murder you and destroy all evidence of you ever existing. Basically- D-O-N-T-C-R-O-S-S-U-S
This is like finding a lost family heirloom you’ve been hearing about
finally….
important relic from the Tumblr Dark Ages
September 6th, 2014
Obligatory witch Jax post
Wow. Talk about attention to detail.
Video here: https://twitter.com/javi_draws/status/965260617790738432?s=21
Embarrassing…
Seems like you left some moldy food in your fridge…
I guess it’s their fridge now
Studies show that adding an excessive amount of wings onto your portraits increases their coolness factor by a whopping 300%
Moldy/unmoldy doomed yaoi or yuri?
you got it boss, here’s your doomed strawberry yuri
"I can fix her" x "i will ruin you" yuri
lets defy the prophecy by transitioning even more
You died! Choose your next reincarnation.
Remember, amount of karma farmed during lifetime will vary depending on chosen form.
new options unlocked!! choose your time-loop purgatory
the thing with egg discourse is a lot of you are convinced it's progressive to say: "i believe cisgender people can be meaningfully coerced into being transgender and this is a problem worth taking seriously."
"pre-transition trans woman" isn't a real class of person to you people. there are only Already Transitioned trans women, and poor sweet innocent gender-nonconforming men.
oh won't someone *please* think of the gnc men?
"The Transgender Craze seducing our twinks." - average take i have to see on this stupid fucking website from nominal trans allies and even some trans people
I think it was bad actually for Morpheus to try to wake up Neo. He should’ve let Neo figure it out on his own, really none of Morpheus’s business. It’s kind of problematic to make jokes about waking up from the Matrix, it pressures Matrix-aware men to wake up when maybe they don’t want to.
