Diaries of a UNL grad student

Sam . 23 . DMA student at UNL . I toot the flute and don't have glutes .

[whitepeopletwitter]

[loonyloopylisa]

My dads face when I pointed out that his generation were the ones to give out the participation trophy’s they’re so mad about was amazing.

[flygon]

SHES 15...NOT ALL GROWN UP!

[natsufatsu]

Normalizing pedophilia by promoting the sexualization of adolescents

[emotions-oper9r-deactivated2021]

[prole-log]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[ruffolive]

people can wear the most boring shit on the planet and as long as theyre skinny and using a nice camera everyone goes OoOoOhhhHhh FASHION he’s wearing a t-shirt, slacks, and a bomber jacket Catherine he’s just SKINNY and HIGH-RES

[corvidaedream]

i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin

like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that's apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly "daniel, stop that" the activity stops immediately

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like "Hey! Cut it out." and then vanishes and no one believes this child

[toastbutteregg]

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theneverendinglight]

[melonboyy]

u kno wat fuck college

[notanyaonlyzuul]

Imma still go tho imma still go

[macgregor13mathers-deactivated2]

Radical abolitionist John Brown.

“His zeal in the cause of freedom was infinitely superior to mine. Mine was as the taper light, his was as the burning sun. Mine was bounded by time. His stretched away to the silent shores of eternity. I could speak for the slave. John Brown could fight for the slave. I could live for the slave. John Brown could die for the slave.” -Frederick Douglass

[crownedpatriot]

People be forgetting this man went to people’s homes and killed them

[holy-ghost-fire]

Slave owners aren’t people

[solarpunkcast]

They forfeitted that distinction when they decided to enslave and dehumanize other people to the extent of creating slave husbandry and handbooks on how to best “handle” them

[la-laborista-republiko]

I think that John Brown breaking into people’s homes and killing them was very brave and sexy of him, personally

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aim-and-ignights]

Same energy

[maxeth]

trifecta

[sighinastorm]

quadrifecta

[discontentramblings]

the mario kart game mode nintendo won’t tell you about

this is something @pagalini and i have enjoyed doing recently, so i will share it with the internet

it is called

DEATH BLENDER

how to enjoy death blender mode:

1 - boot up mario kart 8

2 - hit that multiplayer, baybeeeee

3 - select vs. race

4 - choose those sweet sweet characters 

5 - under the custom rules, set the speed to 150cc (or 200 if you’re feeling frisky), items to ‘bob-ombs only’ and course to ‘choose’ (the track is important to this mode). race number is however many times you want to repeat this atrocity

6 - navigate to the leaf cup and select ‘baby park’

7 - regret your choices

baby park is a short ring of a track, with a total of 7 laps rather than the usual 3. because of this, you can be affected by items used any of the racers, be they first or last place or anywhere in between.

the upshot of this is everyone racing very fast around a tiny track, desperately trying (and failing) to avoid explosions coming at them from all angles while doing their best to dish out their own destruction

winning is not the aim of this game mode - it is simply the unadulterated enjoyment of chaos in its purest from.

during the race, you are a worshipper of bacchus, god of frenzy and ecstacy, and death blender is how you express your devotion

bonus modes:

choose each other’s racers, preferably ones with high speed and terrible turning

change the cpu to hard so that the other racers know exactly when to blow you the fuck up

[thymehoney]

steel dagger with opals and velvet covered grip (source)

[liberalsarecool]

Tax the rich.

[100493503004422]

I had a bad day but then I watched 5 hours of television and absorbed the personalities & problems of television characters so I am doing good now

[alicent-florent]

#me me me