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Every time I click the reblog button I say in my mind

"Rebog"

I imagine that the post is a bug or a bit of moss that I've thieved and taken to my bog, to grow its ecosystem.

Whenever a bot messages me I look at their blog too see if they look human or not, the number of rebogs, and as such the nourishment of their bog, tells me their humanity.

I blame my mother and her deep affection for frogs.

#my journal #reblogging #rebogging #in my bog #wearing the rain boots #as one oughta #lookin at your frogs and stealing some eggs #not too many though #don't wanna be the frogs in the walls blog #but one or two #diversity #bogs need nourishment

wnwnmemo

saberkid2011

Help me, fix-it fic writers. You’re my only hope.

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc ep 9

i-am-a-fish

please do not look up to me. I am 1 inch tall. I'm down here. if you look up you won't see me

breezey-with-an-e-art

but what if i.....

i-am-a-fish

I REALLY LIKE THIS ART THIS IS SO CUTE I'M BEING HELD UP

bl00d-f3t15h

my two beautiful mamas

musings-of-a-goose

YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GO FIRST! YOU WERE STILL SO YOUNG! YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO BURY ME! (or: the torment of a terrified mother; she breaks down in screaming sobs as the light fades from her child’s eyes; was she a bad mom?)

erinbowbooks

copperbadge

On Saturday I said to my partner, as I have said for months, "A ten thousand dollar a year raise would solve so many of my problems."

As of this morning I was reluctantly looking for jobs because I love my job and don't want to leave it, but see: $10k raise problem solver.

As of noon today this was no longer an issue, because my boss called me with the news that I was getting a $10K merit raise.

I feel like a huge weight has been lifted off my shoulders. This is roughly $200 extra per paycheck. Enough to pay off debt faster, rebuild my savings, and spend a weekend a month in Milwaukee getting obscenely laid. The sex I'm going to have on $200 extra per paycheck. You can't even.

May all of you get the $10K raise your soul has yearned for. And whatever level of sex you can be satisfied with for $200.

vergess

hey bestie i think ur post might be charmed 'cause you aren't gonna fuckin believe what happened today

senatortedcruz

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

itzcraycray

this is literally me btw, im so so eepy and i luv HU, if u even car

drunkvanity-deactivated20161113

shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y’all.

paper-wounds

“If I Am Killed For Simply Living” — Althea Davis

yay-bunnies

white tgirls r resting on their laurels you need to respect racialized transfems NOW!!!

transsexual-feminism

This is transfeminism!

crustystherat

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

somefishycat

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !