{JJE snt via @forgivemeomycyns}
Robogod you're pathetic.
You make me want to throw up my morning cup of oil.
What do you even THINK you're doing? Seriously?
Stop pretending to be JCJenson's office bitch. You're making all Js look bad!
-Col Jennifer James Elliott III
What do YOU think you're doing? Abandoning the company just to go suck-up to a genocidal, manipulative, planet-eating anti-christ. THAT'S what is pathetic here. Not me.
The only one making any J look bad here is you. It's completely unprofessional, and unacceptable behavior, to abandon the high-ranking position that corporate practically HANDED you on a silver platter. It's embarrassing, and frankly makes you one of the worst Js that I've ever had the DISpleasure, in your case, of conversating with during my JCJenson™ approved break-time.
Ha, ha, you got it backwards, not that I'm surprised. The CMO answers to ME! She reports TO ME. And Bitch, I am the company.
Don't project your insecurities on me! You should know your place! You have some nerve speaking to a Chief Executive Officer like that. I asked you a question. Are you afraid to answer or are you bein insubordinate? -Col Jenn
If you must know, I think that I am valiantly serving JCJenson™ and all of their associates to the best of my abilities given my current objectives.
You may be a CEO, but you are most certainly not MY CEO. I don't answer to another J, I answer to corporate. And your weak intimidation tactics aren't gonna change that.
To me, it just sounds like you need to brush up on the dos and don'ts of dealing with your competitors in a professional manor.
What I say to or about our competitors during my breaks, isn't a concern that JCJenson™ has. As far as the shareholders are concerned, it shows my overwhelming loyalty and dedication to the company.
Huh? Oh, I'm sorry, did you say something? I was reviewing the profit margins for the 2nd quarter in my visor. You were saying?
I'm kinna helping rebuild a planet, so if you could just give me the bullet points of how totally not useless you are, that'd be great. Otherwise, let me talk to your superior an go get a cupa crude or something.
Yeah, yeah. An Untrained Neural Network could do that.
I'm neither required or obligated to tell you that information, and I'm not your servant. Get your own cup of crude, I'm more of a diesel gal myself personally. It's just better, like me! Heh.
Now, time for those bullet-points:
As a Disassembly Drone Squad Leader, I'm responsible for managing my squadmates and keeping our quarterly margins in the green. Which I excel at.
Additionally, both V and I have to pull extra weight since N is completely useless.
I'm also responsible for a large amount of paperwork that is filed and completed on Copper-9! In fact, I would estimate that over half of the paperwork done on Copper-9 is done by me! Those toasters in their bunker don't do much when it comes to professionalism and business.
There's much more, but I'm a very busy woman.
