First Funky Find Of 2015: Phallic Faucets, Hardware and Barware.
I was not searching for these. I accidentally came across this site which was chock block full of cock when I was looking for unusual cast metal door handles. You can imagine my surprise when I found these hand-crafted, metal cast, finely finished, penis-shaped faucets, fittings, light switches, bottle openers barware, bookends and more.
Phallic Faucets, Hardware and Barware
Phillips Personals of Rhode Island states on their website that their mission is to celebrate the penis as high art. They have done so by casting the male member in bronze and chrome, with various finishes, as both hardware and home decor as well as for the bar. Perfect for gay establishments, man caves, bachelorette parties and the like. These items are not cheap, as they are well made and heavy. For The Bar Penis Art Cork Wine Puller/ Corkscrew: This the perfect tool to open that special bottle! Penis Art Wine Cork Pullers are available in Polished 24 KT Gold Plate and Bright Chrome, Satin Gold and Satin Chrome Finishes. Carrying case is included. Weight Approx. 2 Lbs. 6" long - 13" overall Penis Art Bottle Opener/ Cap remover: Comes with case. The Fine Phallic Art Bottle Cap Removers are available in Polished 24 KT Gold Plate and Bright Chrome, Satin Gold and Satin Chrome Finishes. Penis Art Wine Accessory Set: Includes 2 wine stoppers & 1 corkscrew in a carrying case. Fine Phallic Art Wine Accessory Sets are available in 24 KT Gold Plate and Bright Chrome. Penis Art Bar Tap Pull Handles: Weight Approx. 3.8 Lbs. 10-½" long - 12-½" overall Penis Art Bar Taps: 10 ½" Penis Art Wine Bar Tap Handles are available in Polished 24 KT Gold Plate and Bright Chrome, Satin Gold and Satin Chrome Finishes For The Bathroom Penis Bathroom Art Faucets and Handle Sets: Two Handle Widespread Lavatory Faucets with 9" or 4" Tall Spout available in polished or brushed chrome (also are available in 24kt gold polished and satin finishes). Due to the volatility in gold prices, please call 1-888-651-3840 from 9am - 5pm Eastern Time for pricing and ordering). Complete kit includes water valves with mounting hardware, white gloves for installer and installation instructions. Penis Art Towel Hooks: Fine Phallic Towel Hooks are are available in polished 24kt finish gold plate, satin finish 24kt finish gold plate, polished chrome and a combination of polished chrome and polished 24k gold plate. Penis Art Toilet Paper Holders: Fine Phallic Toilet Tissue Holders are available in Polished 24 KT Gold Plate and Polished Chrome, Satin Gold and Satin Chrome Finishes These items are also available in 24kt gold with polished or satin finish, call 1-888-651-3840 for pricing and availability. For The Home Penis Art Large Bronze Door Pull: The Bronze phallus door pull includes safety screws and bit. Weight Approx. 6.4 Lbs. 8-½" long - 13" x 3-¼" overall Penis Paperweights or Bookends: Fine Phallic Book Ends are available in Polished 24 KT Gold Plate and Polished Chrome, Satin Gold and Satin Chrome Finishes. Gold units are equipped with a cherry base. Chrome units are equipped with a black base Dimensions and weight for each: 1 PC. Weight Approx. 4.5 Lbs. 9-½" long - 13" x 5-¼" overall Penis Art Drawer Pulls - 24kt Gold plated: After their current inventory of these 24kt gold plated items are exhausted, you will need to contact them to place a special order since they are discontinuing regular manufacture of this item due to the volatility in gold prices. Penis Switch Plate Caps: In the “about Us’ section of their site, it reads:
The Phillip’s Personals LLC. Story The story is simple. We created a company whose mission is to celebrate the penis as art. Our high quality products can be the focal point of a room or the topic of conversation. You will admire these items for years to come. The best place to buy quality phallic hardware products online, phillipspersonals.com promises to deliver high-quality products, in excellent condition, to your door. If, for any reason, your shipment is not satisfactory, we will gladly replace it or accept a return of the merchandise.
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