I don't care

roo // agender poly lesbian // pigeon ambassador

[cs-discourse]

topperno's ice cold takes: human genocide is ok because its for the greater good

[topperno]

Bruh, if you cannot read maybe you shouldn’t be in the 18+ forums. Context is important.

Yours sincerely, ice cold topperno. 

[weirdbuzzfeed]

This Penguin Was Dumped By His Girlfriend And Is Now In Love With An Anime Cutout

[rapscallion-mochi]

Follow up on this - the voice actress of Hululu visited Grape-kun. That damn penguin is living the otaku life 😞

[buzzfeed]

this is true:

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

when you really do care about mother nature

[tarotofbadkitties]

That is cool af

[perhapsarat]

that scene in the emperors new groove where kuzco and yzma are going back and forth through the kitchen door ordering food from kronk while not noticing the other person is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[acrazyinkling]

The emperors new groove is the height of comedy and nothing will ever surpass it

[darkpaladin]

[evipineschi]

A commemorative comic about how my parents should’ve gotten a dog 24 years ago. 

[evipineschi]

my mom requested this be reblogged with the picture attached

[sugarsculls]

[octogetintherobot]

What ever happened to 4kids

[coolfrogdad]

They got in trouble for illegally not paying royalty money to Tokyo TV for Yu-Gi-Oh, and their legal troubles kept compounding until they went bankrupt.

[octogetintherobot]

Oh

[astepinwonderland]

vaguely nsfw asks

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

[averagefairy]

honestly you know why people centuries ago were so extra in the way they spoke and so dramatic it’s because they were listening to classical music. go turn on some johann sebastian bach and tell me you don’t suddenly feel like composing a hand written love letter to your dearest annabelle and using the word melancholy

[htiafaithtiaf-blog]

None of you know what you’re talking about. Bach is not of the Classical period. He is Baroque. Chopin is romantic. Classical is not a genre, its a time periodd of music.

[averagefairy]

wow that’s interesting. also just wondering how do you walk around with that huge stick up your ass ??? is it uncomfortable or have you gotten used to it after years of being intolerable

[mmultifandommess]

kylie jenner is pregnant: 200k + tweets, story picked up by major news outlets

ian somerhalder throws out wife’s birth control without her consent, and then records her hyperventilating because of it: barely any media coverage, a few tweets

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

HE DID WHAT?!

[topperno]

It took two seconds of googling to see that this was blown way out of proportion.

[rebootera]

[setheverman]

i love this so much

[grimbrother]

this the got damn crunchiest bass line ever and i will always reblog this video when i come across it.

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

this is why i wanted to learn bass

[aquaheartgirl]

GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT

Okay so you know how in Beauty in the Beast…

This lady can’t afford six eggs, which always struck me as a little odd but I figured maybe that was normal in a poor French village. I mean, look at all the little kids she has; she probably struggles to afford any kind of food that would feed all of them… Right?

But later we discover something interesting about Gaston:

Gaston eats five dozen eggs every day. That’s 60 eggs. SIXTY. Which adds up to 420 eggs per week. No wonder this poor village doesn’t have enough of them to go around!

Gaston, who is very well-respected and successful and probably makes good money from his fabulous hunting skills, is cornering the entire egg market. To feed his addiction, he probably has to constantly go around and buy out every farmer’s supply of eggs, which causes the price on any remaining eggs to skyrocket.

Gaston is singlehandedly destroying the town’s economy.

Way to go, Gaston. You may be popular, but I’m sure that at least the chicken farmers were relieved when you fell to your death.

[dretanya]

[thingstoshowdan]

I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.

It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away

Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)

So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage

And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”

Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady

[lofispirit-blog]

waking up to gay pizza makers, today’s gonna be a good day

[tharook]

a family pizzeria can be two lesbians and a window lady

[lmaonade]

pinnacle of bad game design is when you need to follow an NPC who walks at a different speed than you

[serotnin]

trying to do anything while dissociating

[sidetable-drawer]

You know who was really damn Extra that we don’t talk about enough? That fish from SpongeBob who was all “Dude, I just got my license” and SpongeBob’s all “I’m getting mine next!” and he’s all “Hey, I doubt it!” like dude what the hell is your damage