Uh, guys? Olympus would be that way.
I can’t believe this guy. I throw everything I’ve got at him, and it doesn’t even…
Um, I don’t know. I-I thought they looked kinda dashing.
Aren’t you… a damsel in distress?
I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.
Well, they’re just fine. You know, a little dark, a little gloomy. And, as always, hey, full of dead people. What are you gonna do?
He’s not gonna be happy when he gets outta there.
You mean, *if* he gets outta there.
Pinhead with hooves? Well, you know how men are. They think “No” means “Yes” and “Get lost” means “Take me, I’m yours.”
You know, wh-when I was a kid, I-I would have given anything to be exactly like everybody else.
You wanted to be petty and dishonest?
I’m a big tough girl. I tie my own sandals and everything.
I don’t know. Um, maybe we owe him money?
So you took care of him, huh? “Dead as a doornail.” Weren’t those your *exact* words?
Remember, like, a few years ago, every other boy was named Jason, and the girls were all named Brittany?
People do crazy things… when they’re in love.
Okay, fine, fine. I’m cool. I’m fine.
You were willing to give your life to rescue this young woman.
For a true hero isn’t measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.
____, when I’m with you, I-I don’t feel so alone.
Is Wonderboy here for real?
So, can’t. Love to, but can’t.
Look, I learned my lesson, okay?
Thanks for everything, ___. It’s been a real slice.
He’s gotta have a weakness, because everybody’s got a weakness
Ohhhhh, at least out loud I won’t say I’m in love.
People are… are gonna get hurt, aren’t they?
Nah. I mean, it’s, you know, it’s a possibility.
Ah, but dreams are for rookies, kid. A guy can only take so much disappointment.
Aren’t we forgetting one teensy-weensy, but ever so crucial little, tiny detail?
Honey, you mean “Hunk-ules!” Ooh, I’d like to make some sweet music with him.
How sentimental. You know, I haven’t been this choked up since I got a hunk of moussaka caught in my throat.
We dance, we kiss, we schmooze, we carry on, we go home happy. What do you say? Come on.
You might feel just a little queasy. It’s kinda natural. Maybe you should… sit down!
Now you now how it feels to be like everyone else. Isn’t it just peachy?
It looks better that way. No, it really does.
*I’ve* been captured! Whoa. Hey, watch the glasses.
It’s all right. The sea of raging hormones has ebbed.
Aw, how cute. A couple of rodents lookin’ for a theme park.
I’ll be fine. Just get me down before I ruin the upholstery.
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