Jeff-Faux-Free

I just keep on living somehow.

[sirlorence-deactivated20251220]

[bongmedb]

[elizabethbathoryofficial]

I made this whole thing just because of how Tamamo sits on her throne.

[gudaho]

tamamo sits that way because shes trying to flash her pussy in a display of dominance

[elizabethbathoryofficial]

That is 1000000000000% correct.

[ricadiazarts]

I’ve been playing my file in Pokemon X again and here are things I absolutely adore with my new team. (click for captions!)

[y3nnn-deactivated20160404]

[usvaris]

some 999 week 2020 doodlez bc i doubt im gonna draw the others whoops

[dankmemeuniversity]

[camiliar]

Bojack Horseman characters as animal crossing villagers!

[romaisamaria]

Me: Honestly, this year is so shitty. Nothing can save 2020.

Daddy Vergil making an appearance out of nowhere:

Me:

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Caption:

[Man 1: (singing) One last time. Did you just... flick my hand away from your hand? It just like registered like three seconds later. Why did you do that? You didn’t want the Hydrangeas to see? They’re homophobic ya know. That’s why they’re not blooming as well.

They’re spewing hate. So they’re not... blooming. That’s how that works by the way. If you spew hate you don’t bloom, as a human. So you can tell when someone’s unhappy and they’re causing pain to someone else, you’re just a flower who’s not blooming and you’re mad you’re not blooming.

But it’s because you’re mad at the other person. So just stop being mad at the other person and focus on your blooming. Focus. On. Your blooming! (laugh) They’re really not doing so well.

Man 2: And that’s because they’re homophobic?

Man 1: Or the soil.]

[sonic-justice-real-for]

Ok, but are you on grass tiktok?

[piipisroom]

WHAT emotion is this meant to convey

[donutous]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE QUEEN OF V3 AND MY MOST FAVORITE CHARACTER 💙💙💙👑👑👑

[animepopheart]

★ 【星野悠sama】 「 泣く 」 ☆ ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[drawingden]

Admins note: Can anyone translate this?

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This fucking killed me. Like you can't predict it

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[gif-giz]

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

when you just quiet listening to your parents go off on you

[homosgenic]