Good morning, Herr and Herrin anons!

Just a fun RP blog for my Blu Medic interp. Main is the-ecl1pse.

[totally-blu-medic]

Meet the Teams!

While the blog belongs to Fritz, everybody in these images (plus a few others who may make appearances later) will be open for asks! :D

[totally-blu-medic]

So!! As a medic, I'm sure you have a ton of interesting stories! So.. I can't help but ask, what's the weirdest thing that's happened while attempting to help someone?

"Oh! That's a good one.. Hmn... There's so many, and of everybody! I'd ask you who you want to hear about, but I'm sure a back-and-fourth would get annoying, so... I'd say the millions of times that Jeremy has gotten his dick stuck in things he should NOT have, would definitely be the most interesting.."

[totally-blu-medic]

"Shit, I forgot to turn on asks.. Very sorry everybody, we're up and running now.."

"Come on, we have work to do, the battle's about to start." The Spy says off camera, and Fritz groans. "Fine.."

"Oh, one more thing. Even though this is my blog, I can wire you through to my teammates or even the enemy team, so feel free to get a hold of whoever you need. Alright, I will be back."

[totally-blu-medic]

PROMO / INTRO POST!

"OOF!"

"Heh, that's right! Run away, pussy! Before tha big bad Scout gets ya!" A familiar voice teased from off-camera, before stepping in frame with a cocky smile on his face. "Ugh, of course the ONE day I go Stock, this happens.. I can't feel my legs..." Medic groaned as he pushed himself along with his arms. Metallic footsteps crept up on him, and he groaned. "Oh, just get it over with already..."

"BONK!"

[One quick respawn later!]

"Bah, I'm putting my cosmetics back on..."

....

"Oh dear.. You can't see me now, can you? Makes sense.. The mod's SFM keeps crashing every time he adds a cosmetic, so maybe he just gave up giving you a view of me..."

"Well, it's very nice to meet you regardless! Maybe he'll get that working soon... My name is Fritz Müller, and I'm the medic of the BLU team! And don't you worry, I actually have my license, unlike that red quack... Please, do feel free to talk to me, ask me questions, and all that! Oh yes, and one more thing.. This was inspired by @emotionally-slutty-medics blog, hence the similar URL and all... Oh! And a similar lack of care for the fourth wall."

"Anyways, the map's changed, and we're in setup, so feel free to talk to me in the meantime!"