The Dragon Prince Incorrect Quotes

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Soren: never microwave a caprisun

Claudia: what’d you do

Soren: I microwaved a caprisun

[firetimenow]

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!!!

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Ezran: Can you believe some people can see Bait and not immediately be filled with absolute unconditional love for him?

Ezran: They don’t even get the urge to kiss him right there. That’s incomprehensible to me.

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Soren: name one time i haven’t acted professional

Viren: you’re holding a juice box right now

Soren: it’s to stop me from spilling my juice

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Viren: a vodka for me and an orange juice for him.

Soren: dad, I’m 18

Viren:

Soren: I can order my own juice

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Callum: We'll handle this the way we always do!

Rayla: brute force?

Ezran: almost dying?

Callum: No--no! By sticking together and never giving up!

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Does Viren Ever Sleep?

Soren: Does Dad ever sleep...?

Claudia: I think he periodically makes a whirring noise and then shuts down...

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Harrow: Callum, you haven't touched your food.

Callum: I touched it. Look, I moved my eggs from there to here.

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I don't know if still looking for the source or anyone has messaged you about this yet, but the quote you posted about Rayla reading Callum's journal is from the movie Bridesmaids. I love your blog btw!

Okay I’m confused I put it as bridesmaids first but then someone said is from that puppet pals thing so what’s the truth

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Callum: you read my journal?

Rayla: At first, I didn’t know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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@insomnia-productions thank u!!

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Callum: you read my journal?

Rayla: At first, I didn't know it was your journal. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

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Viren: Do you wanna talk about your feelings, Claudia?

Claudia: nah

Soren: I do!

Viren: i know, Soren

Soren: I’m sad

Viren: i know, Soren

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Claudia: here have some hot brown morning potion Soren: it’s cold Claudia: have some brown morning potion Soren: it’s green Claudia: morning potion Soren: it’s the evening Claudia: potion

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Claudia: here have some hot brown morning potion Soren: it’s cold Claudia: have some brown morning potion Soren: it’s green Claudia: morning potion Soren: it’s the evening Claudia: potion

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*A meme using > or <*

Soren, sweating: haha… the alligator…. eats…. uh…. fuck oh god no fuck * breaks down crying*

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claudia has the braincell at that moment

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*A meme using > or <*

Soren, sweating: haha... the alligator.... eats.... uh.... fuck oh god no fuck * breaks down crying*

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Viren: I am at lost for words!

Soren [narrating]: Despite being lost for words, dad yelled at me for the next 45 minutes.

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Soren, in the hospital:

My name is Soren

I am a poet

Because I

Just got paralyzed

Because I

Took a direct hit from a dragon

A creature

Everyone thought had

DIED.