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˗ˏˋ ꒰ #1 skz lover ꒱ ˎˊ˗ she/her - 한지 ult! - eng/esp

[leebitpudding]

felix: do you ever think about how we used to use pigeons to send messages, but once we developed new technology we abandoned them

felix: and now they’re just wandering the streets waiting for someone to give them a message to deliver

chan: how high are you?

felix: 5’6

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chan: why are your shoes wet?

felix: there was a puddle

chan: so you stepped in it?

felix, pouting: it was a puddle..

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seungmin: i hate when people use big words they don’t understand just to sound smarter

jisung: i photosynthesize with that

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jisung: one time i kicked a rock because i thought it was a bowling ball

changbin: why would you kick a bowling ball?

jisung: i didn’t i kicked a rock

[yonglixx]

felix's back 😩

[leebitpudding]

jisung: how do i get revenge on my enemies?

chan: the best revenge is letting go and living life to the fullest

minho: brick to the face.

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jisung: you know they say love is an uninvited guest

minho: is that why you barge into my room without knocking?

jisung:

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lee know bubble update 230419

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lee know bubble update 230417 (1/2)

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minho: this is my ex-boyfriend, jisung

jisung, loudly whispering: i told you to stop calling me that

jisung: hi, im his husband

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jeongin: *sharpens knife* we’ve got ways of making people talk

jeongin: *cuts a slice of cake*

hyunjin: c-can i have a piece..?

jeongin: cake is for talkers.

[chanstopher]

plastic surgeons hate him 😌

[leebitpudding]

therapist: did that upset you?

chan: yes

therapist: and how do you respond to that?

chan: it be like that sometimes

therapist: no.

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[hyunjin as a hitman]

mission: kill him and make it look like an accident

hyunjin: say no more.

[CSI investigating the crime scene]

investigator: sir, looks like the killer shot him in the chest and placed a banana peel by his feet.

[leebitpudding]

felix, texting: hay can u pick me up? i’m drunkkk ㅋㅋㅋ

felix: never mind i home now

changbin: yes, im aware of that after dropping you off at home