[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[sivsii]

Shout out to anyone in the tags of my art going “I don’t know what the FUCK this is” and reblogging it anyway. y’all are great and I’m glad you like my “whatever the fuck this is.” honestly I don’t know either <3

[sivsii]

not even joking like. people tend to be very picky the kind of content they curate for their blog, and in recent years artists have really struggled to get reblogs, even within their own fandom spaces. so the fact that there are people out there know nothing about or even dislike the source material, but think the execution of my work is worth sharing in their spaces regardless? up there with reblogging original work. backbone of society. i am giving you a lil kiss on the forehead 💕

[sivsii]

[sadclowncentral]

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

[sadclowncentral]

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

[sadclowncentral]

[soapycrow-deactivated20220209]

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

[greenhairedwiz]

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

[staticyuroboros]

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

[aroacedavestrider]

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

[enthals-deactivated20220322]

I DIDN'T KNOW FAST REBLOGS WERE A THING IN THE FIRST PLACE???????

[crystallinebarbasol]

...what's a fast reblog...

[re-peysi]

@caseytheplaguebringer if you’re on the app then hold down the reblog button, it brings up which blogs you have. them by dragging your finger to one of the blog icons then you can “fast-reblog”, it can usually take half a second as opposed to normal reblogging. try holding down for other buttons to see what they do.

however tumblr seems to have a new update (as on my end the app gives the option to update on the app store), and I haven’t updated to it yet.

[crystallinebarbasol]

holy shit this is so fucking cool aaaaaaaa

and they're fuckin removing it????? shame on you tumblr for removing a feature I only just knew existed

[kiefbowl]

vodka, rum, gin, or tequila and your sun sign

[tinafeysucks-deactivated2015040]

[w-for-wumbo]

it’s time

[nyehs-deactivated20140525]

ITS NOT TIME ITS FUCKING MARCH I DONT WANT TO SEE THIS

[ewaneneollav]

it’s time

[slydilustrous]

237 more days till halloween! ITS LIKE NEXT MONTH GUYS

[hockeylvr42]

I have a feeling someone had this queued for an entire year just so they could post this in march

[edeneye30]

I T S T I M E

[scruffymcwhiskers-blog]

ITS TIME

[flynn-science]

IT’S MARCH YOU ANIMALS

[aesthetjic]

IT’S LITERALLY MARCH 8TH 2017 THE FUCK IS THIS DOING ON MY DASH

[ultxmately]

[je56-deactivated20180822]

ITS MARCH , 2018.

ITS TIME

[aquilacalvitium]

I swear tumblr has a thing about March. What’s going on? I thought I knew all of tumblr’s secrets.

Well I guess I haven’t even been here for a full year yet, so…

[aceofspades-lena]

it’s time.

[rainbowsylvie]

Time

[dark-eyed-harmothoe]

INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY

[interstitiallacunae]

>??>?>??

[that-one-nerdling]

CREPPY

[primus3510]

It’s MARCH!!!

[sweet-hibiscus-tea-art-deactiva]

MARCH 2020 BOISSSS

[sparkyblizz]

Chaos is my middle name

[the-gay-goblin]

March 2021 here we go

[night-dragon937]

it’s spoopy time! :D considering putting my halloween decor back up just for the meme lmao

[a-chilly-pepper]

It’s time!!!!!!!!

[spagettiejelly]

ITS TIME

[the-carrot-king-deactivated2022]

IT’S TIME

[x-anxious-deactivated20221018]

I’m 100% gonna go order a bunch of Halloween decorations today (1st March 2021) and put them up

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

GET SPOOPY GET CREPPY

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[lisa-ssp-deactivated20210503]

hey guys look…i found one of those iconic viral Tumblr posts

[thescaredfluid]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[mamabearcat]

This arriving on my dash on the last days of 2020 seems apt somehow. I can’t quite put my finger on it…

[lemonlushff-iy]

@keichanz meanwhile he’s just down there like

Minding his own business

[moringmark]

[runcibility]

I liked this post, scrolled for like another minute before I went “SHIT FUCK SHIT” and scrolled back to reblog it

[star-touched-shrike]

AJDHNFNCKWFKSNC,JAKD;FA ALWAYS REBLOG

[blueymoons]

Not gonna specifically tag anyone…but reblog if you feel like it and put yours in the tags.

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

[recycled-soul-deactivated201401]

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

[riskpig]

WHAT?

[endangeredslug-deactivated20170]

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

[riskpig]

WHAT?????

[thegrimmlovely]

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

[willowofthehearth]

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

[mayothefirst]

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

[eattherich73]

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

[smooththegoofyshark]

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

[jehovahhthickness]

This is very true lol

[bundibird]

Yo what the f u c k

[safifonhasstrel]

[archangeltwins]

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

[thesaltofcarthage]

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

[midnight-spectrum-again]

What the fuck

[gotterhag]

[panomoly]

i-

….thank you tumblr??

[illbeartheburdenofyourhatred]

wat would you do if you saw a gay person in real life

[totally-not-an-introvert]

i'll be honest. i didn't know they existed outside

[cannabisbutch]

hey so July is disability pride month so for wrath i vote we focus on disabled members of the lgbtqia+ community, and making spaces fully accessible bc so fucking often they are not! 

[ABLED PEOPLE DO NOT CLOWN ON THIS POST]

[cannabisbutch]

a few people have asked: YES this applies to you too! even if you only have 1 disability, even it you have 20 disabilities, even if you are able bodied but otherwise disabled, even if you are NT/not mentally ill and physically disabled

disability pride is for all of us!!! 

please spread this too! 

[screaming-gently]

hey do me a favor and reblog this if you’re still in the criminal minds fandom. i want to see how many are still here in 2020. so far it seems like a good amount but i’m curious

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[rockinoutforthdead-deactivated2]

i just laughed for a minute straight 

why

[gaysatanicclown]

Always reblog none pizza with left beef

[gingerbreaddrarry]

I shouted out loud “none pizza with left beef” because I was so overjoyed to see it again so unexpectedly

[catchymemes]

Anti anxiety.

[wind-the-music-box]

I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT CAT ONE FOREVER

[felixthethief]

So mesmerized

[cartoongamingmasterreborn]

The cat

[hannahkishi]

Hey my followers with anxiety here’s some things that might help.

[your-local-bnha-writer]

this for my followers with anxiety 🥺 i hope this helps

[sax-rohmer-1]

I have one of these saved to my phone so whenever I’m feeling very very anxious I can just take the breathing exercise, it helps SO MUCH!!!! Always reblog 🥺

[thesassycat]

You can only reblog this today.

[askjennaflorida]

I missed my chance last year. Not gonna let it happen again

[veracrossing-blog-blog]

This is my favorite leap year quote. 

[animal-crossing]

reblogging in honor of me realizing it’s a leap year

[infinityuserboxes]

[amelsewhere]

This user is aggressively anti-TERF and will physically remove TERFs when appropriate.