TripWire ⏱️

The Tuff guys are back in business!! Except Zip, he’s uh, still in a coma- . -RP Blog for Midnight strangers’ Bdubs/Tripwire! . Banner art by @collierose1 (according to Pinterest so sorry if I’m wrong) and the Pfp are is from @wasyago if either users go by something different here please lmk, I got these off Pinterest ;-;

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Hey! Tripwire here!

I noticed a few other villains having accounts (and unfortunately a few heros) so I thought it’d be fun to have my own! One that isn’t my personal one that is..

Anyways if you’re curious about the BEST member of the Tuff guys I’m happy to answer questions! Just nothing to aid in getting me arrested alright ¬. ¬

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I can’t pin two things so here’s my opinions on the others or whatever since other people have them to and I like being included :]

Firstly! My fellow Tuff guys, we have @guys-it’s-definetly-not-cyclone , ofc he’s welcomed! Just maybe don’t get to close, he bites. (and my fiance so back off)

Same gose for @not-tango-officially even though he’s kinda in a coma right now..

@boogeyman-officially HE IS BANNED FOR CONSTANTLY HARASSING, HARMING THEN KILLING CYCLONE!! If you see him throw tomatoes for me! And rocks! Just what’re you can find really!

As for his fellow bamboozlers @ringmaster-officialy and @eclipse-officially I’m for the most part chill with, in the sense they haven’t tried to beat me so. Oh and shout out to @boogeyman-official for beating the better of the two and never burning down me and cyclone’s house. (Or harming cyclone to my knowledge)

As for the vets they are warmly welcomed here! Especially @dr-skizz-officially , he’s a real one!

Then our “Heros”. To nobody surprise we’re not exactly on the bests of terms, I will say @slayer-offically is my favorite though if I had to pick!

Oh and if you see a @nosy-civillain poking their head around a corner just wave and say hi, they’re not harmful, not to my knowledge anyways!

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Tripwire’s trusted list since a few other have these and again I have fomo lol

Ringmaster: 15%

Eclipse: 10%

Boogeymans: I don’t want to see your face ever again. %

Grian: 35-ish %

Skizz: 85%

Mumbo: who are you again? %

Nym: 70%

Werewolf: it’s on sight I promise you (if you try anything again) %

Audiophile: control your partner. %

Cyclone: don’t every leave me again, you signed up for a vow and you’re sticking to it + 101%

Zip: 100% (wake up bro)

Morphling: 0%

Necromancer: your mean to me :( %

Terra: who are you??%

Daybreak: ? %

Black hole: you’re alright %

Slayer: 75 even tho you don’t like me %

Furioso: 20%

Watcher: never come near me, please.

(Note this has nothing to do with the blog owners! Just their characters)

Blog owner here! This is my first time doing one of these, I’m pretty excited though I’m not 100% sure how to run this. Ima do my best though so wish me luck and please give me patience ;-;

My main blog @lucky-bug-thing , I post silly art things and yap abt random things if you’re interested :]

update: Please never reference me as an assaulter of any kind other then cannon typical violence among roleplay. Even if in a joking manner it makes me extremely uncomfortable, sorry :[

Green - will be Tripwire

Blue - will be Bdubs

*white with asterisks* - will be actions

White - will be me :]

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I know, but I'm not good with decisions. I genuinely don't care what we do as long as you're there.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You’re missing the point Etho, you’re dumb sometimes but you’re not stupid. You know what I mean.

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay, how about this. Etho, in the kitchen, there's a notepad o the table. I want you to write in it what your dream wedding is. And I swear, if it just says "whatever Bdubs wants," I will punt you into a wall.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Oh, ok, uh... *He goes into the kitchen and after a long while, he writes something down* and comes back. Upon goes it look, it says "Seafood? Maybe? And lots of flowers? I dunno I like flowers"*

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz reads what Etho wrote*

Okay, that's a start. We could cater some seafood and have the garden wedding? How does that sound, Bdubs?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Sounds great to me! Oh uh should I be writing this down?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Yeah, that would probably be a good idea.

If you're worried about Etho just going with whatever you say, what if you try giving him options to choose from?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Oh! Yeah that’s a good idea!

*Bdubs gets his phone out and begins typing the currently suggested things into his notes*

Uh, should I look up some places we could have it at? Sorry I’m not a hundred percent sure what to do for one of these

[dr-skizz-officially]

That's fine. A lot of people find it difficult to plan their wedding.

You can find a few venues, and we can move on from there

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Ok, I’ll do that.

*Bdubs spent awhile searching on his phone until he found some he liked*

Here Etho, come here and tell me which one of these you like

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Hm? Ok, uhh... Ooo, that one's cool.

(Sorry I was eepin' ;-;)

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Mhm, I think so too, I like that’s there’s a multiple spots to choose to set up in it.. not that I know how to set up a wedding but we’ll figure it out

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Yeah, I've never been to a wedding in my life. That's ok, though. We've got this. How hard can it really be?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I’m not the one to ask that, I probably know less than you.. oh hey! Why don’t you ask gem and your parents? I’m sure at the very least your parents would know how to set up a wedding!

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

... Bdubs, I don't have a mom. Dad might know, though, I'm not sure.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Oh, parent then. My bad-

Still I’m sure him or Gem would know something

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I know, but I'm not good with decisions. I genuinely don't care what we do as long as you're there.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You’re missing the point Etho, you’re dumb sometimes but you’re not stupid. You know what I mean.

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay, how about this. Etho, in the kitchen, there's a notepad o the table. I want you to write in it what your dream wedding is. And I swear, if it just says "whatever Bdubs wants," I will punt you into a wall.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Oh, ok, uh... *He goes into the kitchen and after a long while, he writes something down* and comes back. Upon goes it look, it says "Seafood? Maybe? And lots of flowers? I dunno I like flowers"*

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz reads what Etho wrote*

Okay, that's a start. We could cater some seafood and have the garden wedding? How does that sound, Bdubs?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Sounds great to me! Oh uh should I be writing this down?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Yeah, that would probably be a good idea.

If you're worried about Etho just going with whatever you say, what if you try giving him options to choose from?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Oh! Yeah that’s a good idea!

*Bdubs gets his phone out and begins typing the currently suggested things into his notes*

Uh, should I look up some places we could have it at? Sorry I’m not a hundred percent sure what to do for one of these

[dr-skizz-officially]

That's fine. A lot of people find it difficult to plan their wedding.

You can find a few venues, and we can move on from there

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Ok, I’ll do that.

*Bdubs spent awhile searching on his phone until he found some he liked*

Here Etho, come here and tell me which one of these you like

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Hm? Ok, uhh... Ooo, that one's cool.

(Sorry I was eepin' ;-;)

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Mhm, I think so too, I like that’s there’s a multiple spots to choose to set up in it.. not that I know how to set up a wedding but we’ll figure it out

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Yeah, I've never been to a wedding in my life. That's ok, though. We've got this. How hard can it really be?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I’m not the one to ask that, I probably know less than you.. oh hey! Why don’t you ask gem and your parents? I’m sure at the very least your parents would know how to set up a wedding!

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I know, but I'm not good with decisions. I genuinely don't care what we do as long as you're there.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You’re missing the point Etho, you’re dumb sometimes but you’re not stupid. You know what I mean.

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay, how about this. Etho, in the kitchen, there's a notepad o the table. I want you to write in it what your dream wedding is. And I swear, if it just says "whatever Bdubs wants," I will punt you into a wall.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Oh, ok, uh... *He goes into the kitchen and after a long while, he writes something down* and comes back. Upon goes it look, it says "Seafood? Maybe? And lots of flowers? I dunno I like flowers"*

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz reads what Etho wrote*

Okay, that's a start. We could cater some seafood and have the garden wedding? How does that sound, Bdubs?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Sounds great to me! Oh uh should I be writing this down?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Yeah, that would probably be a good idea.

If you're worried about Etho just going with whatever you say, what if you try giving him options to choose from?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Oh! Yeah that’s a good idea!

*Bdubs gets his phone out and begins typing the currently suggested things into his notes*

Uh, should I look up some places we could have it at? Sorry I’m not a hundred percent sure what to do for one of these

[dr-skizz-officially]

That's fine. A lot of people find it difficult to plan their wedding.

You can find a few venues, and we can move on from there

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Ok, I’ll do that.

*Bdubs spent awhile searching on his phone until he found some he liked*

Here Etho, come here and tell me which one of these you like

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Hm? Ok, uhh... Ooo, that one's cool.

(Sorry I was eepin' ;-;)

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Mhm, I think so too, I like that’s there’s a multiple spots to choose to set up in it.. not that I know how to set up a wedding but we’ll figure it out

[fancysheepnacho]

I know this is not my usual thing but this should spread awareness

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[mikeandwillsweddingofficiant]

FUCK

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[mj-rulesdaw0rld]

Wasnt tagged but this is way too important.

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[whylee-wheeler]

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[ilovebylerandstonathan]

THIS IS FUCKING DISHUSTING AND INHUMANE I’m so scared “suspected” is actual bs. They can “suspect” anyone of being trans and like even if it was 100% this is so fucked up omfg.

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[hauntedidolshield]

Avengers, assemble.

@rotting-in-red @the-queer-seas-blog @zanderandthedogmaticrisis @caffeineaddictyandere @starryvbs2500 @deusyagami @friedchickenman @dontfearthekeeper @t1red-as-fvck @amegafuttara @prisonerofthepast420 @randomassidiotidk @midnightgirlfriend @sour-skittle-sucker @sourcarmellia @trashiiisawsome @rayous-gayous @lexiee112 @cherrysnowcone978 @ethan-iis-tired @danceguts6 @maariipoint99 @sneakyserpentsilvy @infested-carcass @iwantwings44 @ghostbustersss1984 @novapsa23 @kmefem20 @efajdiyefeb123 @future-dictator @1-800-wayne-mr-waynes-attorney @sondersalem @confusedfroggirl @mercuryconfetti @lukiemcdookie @sufferingrelapsed @melancholic--whimsy @transgirl-ellie @cosmiccomrade @er-idkhehe2 @girlbossndarkpink @numberonerandomblogger

[rotting-in-red]

Holy shit-

@sweetened--euthanasia @plague-crane @1moldshouldbedoinghomeworknow @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @amegafuttara @r0tt3n-g1rll @urlocalenigma @randomassidiotidk @gayhomosexualboykisser + all who see ts

[randomassidiotidk]

What the actual fuck?

@man1c-man1a , @allysontempest , @x-kangelkawaiii-x , @bl00dy-n41l-p0l1sh

And like anyone who sees this.

[allysontempest]

@cat-found-in-an-allie @ramonasinacoma @neverendingcycleofmadness @princessnymphae @funeralonvenus @baldwincain @deonsshlong @gl1tzygl0ck @sh1mmernsh1ne @twistyquigley @pinksoultrait @minute-maid-offical @sonic-the-hedgehog-offical @imactuallydivine42 @afterdarkafternight @em-the-mushroom815 @shah4139-offical @olesyailyukhina @ru1n3r @kyvoriicore @reporter-girly-to-go @junipermead53 @wisdomfilledtree @trans-girl-weird @bellaj2peg @lesbianadhdchaos @cosmo-eater @collectivemusings @heartattackinblackdye @halfcreativevoid @chxrrywxvss @depressionanddrama @weoponizedautism @very-gay-poet @tired-old-hag @secretly-bea @nothingandeverythingblue @kurtlyturtle @chocolapilled @whimsyinwarfare @slowwalkingbisexualgirl @laterkiss @emma-is-fine @thrivingonaspirinandspite @ironspider-loki @strawbxrrypies @poet-queen12 @weoponizedautism @niyashaaa @sunshine-snake

[strawbxrrypies]

I don't have words anymore. what?

@myphycopharmacologist, @multishipper33, @peskybirdonyx, @djyapyap33, @merthaevelynk, @c33-f1v3, @whimsical-steel, @bluefire5817, @ranchersghost, @raynilikescats @hey-its-celeste @queerbookbitch @wrenthewrenbird @immortallysharky @aburntcookie @allhailgoldenchicken @aries0nmars @deltenner @sunshine-snake @rzkx, @phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413, @toadfree @sparkleblast73 @somestrangestone @onealonelynumber @starryshroomx

[sparkleblast73]

WHAT THE FUCK??????

@phantumpthetransgender @phoenixrainsfire413 @toadfree @notsticks-notsticks @maybe-not-daily-permit-office  @saphirenerd @trafficjamming9 @sunshine-snake @yourlocalavian @merthaevelynk@neolikesblue @bootheking @deltenner @p3skybirdd @peskybirdonyx @autopilotangel @vividcomet@unablebagel @onealonelynumber

[trafficjamming9]

@jetlagged-isopod @apple-blossoms-without-apathy

[totally-not-blackhole-officially]

@morphling-officially @necromancer-official @dr-grian-officially @werewolf-officially @guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone

[werewolf-officially]

@boogeyman-officially @eclipse-officially @nevergonnagiveyaup @nosy-civillain @audiophile-officially @adalyn-roseburg-official @azalrea

[watcher-officially]

Jesus crist wtf

@totally-not-the-real-tripwire @ringmaster-officialy @dr-skizz-officially @mubojumboofficially @slayer-offically @furioso-officially

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I know, but I'm not good with decisions. I genuinely don't care what we do as long as you're there.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You’re missing the point Etho, you’re dumb sometimes but you’re not stupid. You know what I mean.

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay, how about this. Etho, in the kitchen, there's a notepad o the table. I want you to write in it what your dream wedding is. And I swear, if it just says "whatever Bdubs wants," I will punt you into a wall.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Oh, ok, uh... *He goes into the kitchen and after a long while, he writes something down* and comes back. Upon goes it look, it says "Seafood? Maybe? And lots of flowers? I dunno I like flowers"*

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz reads what Etho wrote*

Okay, that's a start. We could cater some seafood and have the garden wedding? How does that sound, Bdubs?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Sounds great to me! Oh uh should I be writing this down?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Yeah, that would probably be a good idea.

If you're worried about Etho just going with whatever you say, what if you try giving him options to choose from?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Oh! Yeah that’s a good idea!

*Bdubs gets his phone out and begins typing the currently suggested things into his notes*

Uh, should I look up some places we could have it at? Sorry I’m not a hundred percent sure what to do for one of these

[dr-skizz-officially]

That's fine. A lot of people find it difficult to plan their wedding.

You can find a few venues, and we can move on from there

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Ok, I’ll do that.

*Bdubs spent awhile searching on his phone until he found some he liked*

Here Etho, come here and tell me which one of these you like

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I know, but I'm not good with decisions. I genuinely don't care what we do as long as you're there.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You’re missing the point Etho, you’re dumb sometimes but you’re not stupid. You know what I mean.

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay, how about this. Etho, in the kitchen, there's a notepad o the table. I want you to write in it what your dream wedding is. And I swear, if it just says "whatever Bdubs wants," I will punt you into a wall.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Oh, ok, uh... *He goes into the kitchen and after a long while, he writes something down* and comes back. Upon goes it look, it says "Seafood? Maybe? And lots of flowers? I dunno I like flowers"*

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz reads what Etho wrote*

Okay, that's a start. We could cater some seafood and have the garden wedding? How does that sound, Bdubs?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Sounds great to me! Oh uh should I be writing this down?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Yeah, that would probably be a good idea.

If you're worried about Etho just going with whatever you say, what if you try giving him options to choose from?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Oh! Yeah that’s a good idea!

*Bdubs gets his phone out and begins typing the currently suggested things into his notes*

Uh, should I look up some places we could have it at? Sorry I’m not a hundred percent sure what to do for one of these

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I know, but I'm not good with decisions. I genuinely don't care what we do as long as you're there.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You’re missing the point Etho, you’re dumb sometimes but you’re not stupid. You know what I mean.

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay, how about this. Etho, in the kitchen, there's a notepad o the table. I want you to write in it what your dream wedding is. And I swear, if it just says "whatever Bdubs wants," I will punt you into a wall.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Oh, ok, uh... *He goes into the kitchen and after a long while, he writes something down* and comes back. Upon goes it look, it says "Seafood? Maybe? And lots of flowers? I dunno I like flowers"*

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz reads what Etho wrote*

Okay, that's a start. We could cater some seafood and have the garden wedding? How does that sound, Bdubs?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Sounds great to me! Oh uh should I be writing this down?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I know, but I'm not good with decisions. I genuinely don't care what we do as long as you're there.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You’re missing the point Etho, you’re dumb sometimes but you’re not stupid. You know what I mean.

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Right, right, yeah. *He takes a seat*

[dr-skizz-officially]

Okay. Now that you both are here, we can discuss what you want together. Bdubs, you mentioned something about a garden wedding. Etho, your thoughts?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ooo, that sounds nice. I honestly don't care as long as Bdubs is happy.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs gives a look to Skizz before muttering*

You see what i mean now?

*He sighs then turns to face Etho*

That’s sweet and all but this is for both of us you know? I want you to make decisions and do stuff you want with this to

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Ski- Skizz said to- to c'mere cause- cause we were both- We were both talkin' about the- the wedding. I'm sorry, I am- out of breath as hell.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I can see that, uh are you good? maybe come sit down..

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[dr-skizz-officially]

*Skizz checks his phone* Yes, I'm sure. And also, someone should be joining us in a little bit.

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a panting, wide-eyed kitsune that you bith recognized. You could tell he had clearly sprinted here as fast as he could.* I'M HERE!!! I'm here! Just- Just gimme a second.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs jumps as his head snaps towards the door, surprised that their topic at hand just walked through it*

JESUS- Etho?? What are you doing here?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Of course I'd do that! Why wouldn't I? I don't need anything. Before we get too ahead of ourselves, though, let me check if my lady will allow me.

[In Skizz's mind]

"Lady Melinoë, might I ask you a question?"

"Of course, ᒲ|| ᔑリ⊣ᒷꖎ. What is it?"

"Will you grant me permission to officiate the wedding for ʖ↸⚍ʖᓭ ᔑリ↸ ᒷℸ ̣ ⍑𝙹?"

"Very well. However, don't forget who you're aligned with now."

"Of course not, my lady!"

"...I was making an attempt at a jest.."

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

You seriously don’t want anything for this? You’re just.. doing it? I mean thank you, really I mean it, but are you sure?

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*when the two of you get home Bdubs pulls you into your shared bedroom before walking over to your dresser and opening a drawer. He pulls something out of It and presents you a silver ring with a red stripe around the middle, presumably made of red stone*

I uh, got this a while back, honestly I didn’t know if I’d ever get the chance to use it, I wasn’t sure marriage was something you wanted after all-

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

(Feel free to ignore this, I just thought of a ring idea and was like oooo, that could be cool)

*The kitsune cut you off with a kiss, grinning like an idiot* Of course it is. The only reason it took me so long is cause I was trying to get the courage to get the damn ring and actually propose, silly.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

*Bdubs snickered before placing the ring in Etho’s hand*

I guess I can give you this and say you had more courage then me about it.. though this’ll be the only time you hear that

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

I'm gonna tell everyone you said that. You've made a grave mistake telling me of all people that sentence. *He laughed a bit, hugging you tight.*

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Don’t you think as my fiance you should be a little nicer to me?

*he sighed, a fake pout on his lips*

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

Aww, ok. Fine, fine, I won't tell anyone. But only if you give me a kiss :3

*He gives an look of faux innocence, but his earlier threat had instantly crumbled at your fake pout.*

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think I can work with those conditions

*bdubs grinned before pressing a kiss to the kitsune’s cheek*

[guys-its-definitely-not-cyclone]

*Etho lets out an joking scoff* You know what I meant! I've been scammed. How could you, love. You dare.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Yeah yeah I know, don’t throw a fit

*Bdubs jokingly rolls his eyes before actually kissing him this time*

Better?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

You're 2 somewhat divine beings. I could officiate? I'd need permission from my lady first, but it could be arranged.

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Wait, seriously? You’d- you’d do that?

..

What do you want for it? Some kind of favor or something stolen?

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?

[dr-skizz-officially]

And it's normal that you want to make it perfect because of your love for him.

So, how do you want to do the wedding? Do you want outdoor or indoor?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I think id like something outside, im not sure about him though, i think he’d enjoy it, definitely no where that could be considered public though

Maybe a garden or something, that would be pretty! Though I don’t know anyone who’d let two villains use one-

*Tripwire paused as he came to a realization*

Speaking of what priest is gonna want to marry two villains??

[dr-skizz-officially]

Skizz you’re a romantic aren’t you? You have any uh-

.. ideas for a hypothetical wedding?

- @totally-not-the-real-tripwire

It depends on the hypothetical couple. The hypothetical wedding should compliment their personalities...

Is this really purely hypothetical, though?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

Would you believe me if I said yes?

[dr-skizz-officially]

...

I already talked to Etho, y'know

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

.. Yeahs ok it’s about me and him

*he grumbles for a little bit before sighing*

I just don’t want to mess anything thing up is all

[dr-skizz-officially]

Hey.. It's gonna be fine. Let's start things one at a time, okay?

[totally-not-the-real-tripwire]

I mean I know it’s going to be fine. We could get married in our living room and Etho would be happy! I just.. I don’t know.. if you told me five or so years ago I had even the chance to get married, live a regular life with someone, I would have laughed at you.

I guess I just want to make this special for him, you know?