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Can I have another lighter pleaseeeee

Are you gonna hurt me again if I say no? :<

Are you going to run if i say yes..?

So that's a yes, alright fine just take it 'tosses you a lighter'

YAYAYAAYYAYYA *looks like a kid on Christmas*

Oh my god, I'm going to deal with that later

(She has given up)

*starts lighting random things on fire*

...not this again

*I didn’t notice Skizz because i was distracted by a fire*

(You should uhh probably stop him..? Or don’t its your city on the line)

.. @slayer-offically the gremlin got ahold of another lighter *said with the energy of someone who just got off a 10 hour shift*

Hey.. uh.. Jimmy? Can you at least go a few blocks down? You're scarily close to my house

(Do what you will with this new info)

*glares at him, and lights another fire while makes eye contact*

*starts panicking* um- Ji-Jimmy what if we strike a deal?

What deal.

You give me or @slayer-offically the lighter. And I won't charge you if you bring Norman to the clinic for a check up for the 6 months?

Uh uh uh.. what about Little man Flick

Sure- yeah Flick too

(I knew Jimmy had another cat, but couldn't for the life of me remember his name. Thx for reminding me)

Oooo well idk bc slayer just tried to light me on fire

(Np :])

What about a year instead of six months? I'll also give you some cream for burn wounds

(He just has that on his person now because of all the fire incidents)

Can I have another lighter pleaseeeee

Are you gonna hurt me again if I say no? :<

Are you going to run if i say yes..?

So that's a yes, alright fine just take it 'tosses you a lighter'

YAYAYAAYYAYYA *looks like a kid on Christmas*

Oh my god, I'm going to deal with that later

(She has given up)

*starts lighting random things on fire*

...not this again

*I didn’t notice Skizz because i was distracted by a fire*

(You should uhh probably stop him..? Or don’t its your city on the line)

.. @slayer-offically the gremlin got ahold of another lighter *said with the energy of someone who just got off a 10 hour shift*

Hey.. uh.. Jimmy? Can you at least go a few blocks down? You're scarily close to my house

(Do what you will with this new info)

*glares at him, and lights another fire while makes eye contact*

*starts panicking* um- Ji-Jimmy what if we strike a deal?

What deal.

You give me or @slayer-offically the lighter. And I won't charge you if you bring Norman to the clinic for a check up for the 6 months?

Uh uh uh.. what about Little man Flick

Sure- yeah Flick too

(I knew Jimmy had another cat, but couldn't for the life of me remember his name. Thx for reminding me)

Can I have another lighter pleaseeeee

Are you gonna hurt me again if I say no? :<

Are you going to run if i say yes..?

So that's a yes, alright fine just take it 'tosses you a lighter'

YAYAYAAYYAYYA *looks like a kid on Christmas*

Oh my god, I'm going to deal with that later

(She has given up)

*starts lighting random things on fire*

...not this again

*I didn’t notice Skizz because i was distracted by a fire*

(You should uhh probably stop him..? Or don’t its your city on the line)

.. @slayer-offically the gremlin got ahold of another lighter *said with the energy of someone who just got off a 10 hour shift*

Hey.. uh.. Jimmy? Can you at least go a few blocks down? You're scarily close to my house

(Do what you will with this new info)

*glares at him, and lights another fire while makes eye contact*

*starts panicking* um- Ji-Jimmy what if we strike a deal?

What deal.

You give me or @slayer-offically the lighter. And I won't charge you if you bring Norman to the clinic for a check up for the 6 months?

Can I have another lighter pleaseeeee

Are you gonna hurt me again if I say no? :<

Are you going to run if i say yes..?

So that's a yes, alright fine just take it 'tosses you a lighter'

YAYAYAAYYAYYA *looks like a kid on Christmas*

Oh my god, I'm going to deal with that later

(She has given up)

*starts lighting random things on fire*

...not this again

*I didn’t notice Skizz because i was distracted by a fire*

(You should uhh probably stop him..? Or don’t its your city on the line)

.. @slayer-offically the gremlin got ahold of another lighter *said with the energy of someone who just got off a 10 hour shift*

Hey.. uh.. Jimmy? Can you at least go a few blocks down? You're scarily close to my house

(Do what you will with this new info)

*glares at him, and lights another fire while makes eye contact*

*starts panicking* um- Ji-Jimmy what if we strike a deal?

Can I have another lighter pleaseeeee

Are you gonna hurt me again if I say no? :<

Are you going to run if i say yes..?

So that's a yes, alright fine just take it 'tosses you a lighter'

YAYAYAAYYAYYA *looks like a kid on Christmas*

Oh my god, I'm going to deal with that later

(She has given up)

*starts lighting random things on fire*

...not this again

*I didn’t notice Skizz because i was distracted by a fire*

(You should uhh probably stop him..? Or don’t its your city on the line)

.. @slayer-offically the gremlin got ahold of another lighter *said with the energy of someone who just got off a 10 hour shift*

Hey.. uh.. Jimmy? Can you at least go a few blocks down? You're scarily close to my house

(Do what you will with this new info)

Can I have another lighter pleaseeeee

Are you gonna hurt me again if I say no? :<

Are you going to run if i say yes..?

So that's a yes, alright fine just take it 'tosses you a lighter'

YAYAYAAYYAYYA *looks like a kid on Christmas*

Oh my god, I'm going to deal with that later

(She has given up)

*starts lighting random things on fire*

...not this again

lowkeyluminary

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE AN RP BLOG I CAN SPAM WITH ASKS

perferably WITH the blog but you guys do you

@slayer-offically @dr-skizz-officially

#midnight strangers #slayer and skizz are just cyclones parents atp

2 tired parents and their gremlin

*invisible creeping up on Skizz* BOO!!!

*gets very startled*

Jimmy Jingles, I can and dropkick you and bruise your bones while naming them. Do not try me

(Bro's had a long past few days fixing up Cyclone. Love ya, Jim /p)

Mhm bet you can.. *goes invisible again*

(Damn apparently Boogeyman got the ego boost of his life after that shit lmao oh my god)

(I don’t think he has actually tried to fight fight someone except for heros that actually seem threatening)

(Fair lol)

*fidgets with lighter, having the urge to light something on fire*

(Better fire proof your house atp)

@totally-not-the-real-tripwire I think we're gonna have to move again...

*pulls out his own lighter* man, it would be such a shame if all these pictures of Zip I have got burned, wouldn’t it @boogeyman-officially

*little whine* Wait!! I wont burn your house!!!

Why do you all have so many lighters?! *getting distraught*

I'd like to report the crime of no drip because @boogeyman-officially sucks :)

- definitely not from @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

no drip?! how preposterous! @boogeyman-officially you are under arrest until you get some fire drip

WAIT I DO TRUST LOOKY LOOKY

you look like a teenager going through an emo phase on tiktok

Wow.

wow is right i dont know how one sucks that bad at fashion

i mean look at me

Yeah?!? Well look at this!!

eww its giving wannabe tiktok alt 🤮🤮🤮

do you need to see what i real fit looks like?

Why do you look like your going to a funeral- *sigh* I know what I must do.

what is that?! eww get some REAL drip

You look like you just woke up, this is how its done

oh really? cuz last i remember you hollered when you broke a finger? and are those bags under your eyes? talk about just rolled out of bed

honestly sad but even by basic outfits solo yours

Really because I don’t think overalls and a green shirt is beating this

(Im running out of comebacks..)

oh hunny green is not your color. Stick to being a toy sheriff

Anyways this is what a real nature-inspired outfit looks like

I am. Not. A. Toy. I am a very pretty princess… :>

oh umm could i recommend NEVER wearing that again... i think im scared for life

a REAL ruler is a wizard

(( we need a poll or smth to choose who won lol ))

Jimmy Jingles, please find a stylist.

(Imo, most of Jim's outfits ain't that bad. The princess one keeps unsettling me though. I don't know why)

(they were all princesses im crying X0)

plain sinful blasphemy...

So uhh.. @furioso-officially anything to say on this?

@eclipse-officially have you seen this?

nope, everything is fine and normal, that never happened…

u ate that.... Boogeyman on the other hand

Actually, yeah. I look blummin FANTASTIC, get better Boogeyman

Yall please don't provoke him for you're own safety he's stronger than he looks😭

man's speaking from experience here

i feel bad for him at this point

(( im lowk feeling maternal towards cyclone ))

#skizz answers #rp blog #skizz rp

(Strangly, same, lol. Probs one of the reasons I'm often the mom friend. Platonic co-parenting?)

*invisible creeping up on Skizz* BOO!!!

*gets very startled*

Jimmy Jingles, I can and dropkick you and bruise your bones while naming them. Do not try me

(Bro's had a long past few days fixing up Cyclone. Love ya, Jim /p)

ringmaster-officialy

Who would you trust more in the kitchen: Jimmy or Grian?

Grian. because he knows how to not burn it down.

I don't trust Jingles with anything flammable

(How many times has he burnt Cyclone and Tripwire's house now?)

Help cyclone keeps whining to me about boogeyman

i feel like im being given the position of mom in this situation

- @slayer-offically

what the heck… Why are we having to babysit the villains?? Also who’s the dad in this scenario-

dr-grian-officially

Im unfortunately boogeyman's mum in this situation.

G-man, can you please get your son to stop attacking my son Cyclone? I fear I might have to resort to wrapping him in bubble wrap if this keeps up.

(ooc: my irl friends have actually threatened me with bubble wrap before)

H-hey... Skizz...? You awake...? I don't... think it's good to lose this much blood... I'm... I'm scared... Am I gonna die...?

- @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

(He's currently laying on the sidewalk somewhere unknown with a broken wrist, a broken nose, probably quite a few broken ribs, and a possibly sprained ankle. He's currently speaking to you through his earbud(it works kinda like the Bamboozlers' watches except it uses voice commands and there's no screen) because moving hurts too much. Boogeyman really did a number on him...)

CYCLONE WHERE ARE YOU

... Main street... outside the gas station...

Hang on, buddy. I'm on my way

Ok... Thank you...

*arrives on scene*

Bud, what happened?!

... Fight... Sorry...

(Aka, he got his shit rocked and he's sorry Skizz has to deal with it lol)

Can you walk, or should I get Tripwire?

Maybe...? I haven't tried yet...

First, let's apply some pressure to the bleeding. Then, I'll call Tripwire, just to be safe..

*gets out phone and dials @totally-not-the-real-tripwire*

Hey, we can use your help over here. I need to get Cyclone somewhere safe so I can properly treat him.

Oh thank god, he hasn’t been answering his phone and I-

Never mind I’ll be there as soon as I can

Please hurry. He ain't looking too well..

*Tripwire makes it to Skizz’s location and quickly gets out of the car, nearly tripping over himself in the process before landing at Cyclone’s side next to Skizz*

Is he ok?

What were you thinking you IDIOT

He should be, but we need to get him somewhere more sterile first. From what I can tell, he'll need a cast and possibly also a brace for his ankle. I'd like to treat the open wounds first to avoid infection, though. Think you can help me get him to my place?

(For the purpose of the rp, let's just say it's a few blocks down)

Yeah, yeah I can do that.

*he tries to still his breathing to the best of his ability, muttering to himself now wasn’t the time to cry*

Is it alright if I just pick him up? Or would that make things worse?

He should be fine with that. Or we could each get a side. It depends. @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone are your shoulders injured?

No, not to my knowledge...

Okay. Trip, you get his left, I'll get his right

Ok, right, ok.. uh do you want to put him in my car or would walking be faster?

car is good

Ok, uh I’m not exactly sure where you live so hear you can take the wheel

*he hands skizz his keys before getting cyclone in his arms and picking him up*

If you could get the car door, that’d be great..

Got it.

*takes keys and opens car door* *drives to house and parks car*

We're here. Do you need help getting him in?

I think I got him, thank you for the help, especially on whatever kind of notice he gave you

Of course, buddy

H-hey... Skizz...? You awake...? I don't... think it's good to lose this much blood... I'm... I'm scared... Am I gonna die...?

- @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

CYCLONE WHERE ARE YOU

... Main street... outside the gas station...

Hang on, buddy. I'm on my way

Ok... Thank you...

*arrives on scene*

Bud, what happened?!

... Fight... Sorry...

(Aka, he got his shit rocked and he's sorry Skizz has to deal with it lol)

Can you walk, or should I get Tripwire?

Maybe...? I haven't tried yet...

First, let's apply some pressure to the bleeding. Then, I'll call Tripwire, just to be safe..

*gets out phone and dials @totally-not-the-real-tripwire*

Hey, we can use your help over here. I need to get Cyclone somewhere safe so I can properly treat him.

Oh thank god, he hasn’t been answering his phone and I-

Never mind I’ll be there as soon as I can

Please hurry. He ain't looking too well..

*Tripwire makes it to Skizz’s location and quickly gets out of the car, nearly tripping over himself in the process before landing at Cyclone’s side next to Skizz*

Is he ok?

What were you thinking you IDIOT

(For the purpose of the rp, let's just say it's a few blocks down)

Yeah, yeah I can do that.

*he tries to still his breathing to the best of his ability, muttering to himself now wasn’t the time to cry*

Is it alright if I just pick him up? Or would that make things worse?

He should be fine with that. Or we could each get a side. It depends. @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone are your shoulders injured?

No, not to my knowledge...

Okay. Trip, you get his left, I'll get his right

Ok, right, ok.. uh do you want to put him in my car or would walking be faster?

car is good

Ok, uh I’m not exactly sure where you live so hear you can take the wheel

*he hands skizz his keys before getting cyclone in his arms and picking him up*

If you could get the car door, that’d be great..

Got it.

*takes keys and opens car door* *drives to house and parks car*

We're here. Do you need help getting him in?

I'd like to report the crime of no drip because @boogeyman-officially sucks :)

- definitely not from @guys-its-definetly-not-cyclone

no drip?! how preposterous! @boogeyman-officially you are under arrest until you get some fire drip

WAIT I DO TRUST LOOKY LOOKY

you look like a teenager going through an emo phase on tiktok

Wow.

wow is right i dont know how one sucks that bad at fashion

i mean look at me

Yeah?!? Well look at this!!

eww its giving wannabe tiktok alt 🤮🤮🤮

do you need to see what i real fit looks like?

Why do you look like your going to a funeral- *sigh* I know what I must do.

what is that?! eww get some REAL drip

You look like you just woke up, this is how its done

oh really? cuz last i remember you hollered when you broke a finger? and are those bags under your eyes? talk about just rolled out of bed

honestly sad but even by basic outfits solo yours

Really because I don’t think overalls and a green shirt is beating this

(Im running out of comebacks..)

oh hunny green is not your color. Stick to being a toy sheriff

Anyways this is what a real nature-inspired outfit looks like

I am. Not. A. Toy. I am a very pretty princess… :>

oh umm could i recommend NEVER wearing that again... i think im scared for life

a REAL ruler is a wizard

(( we need a poll or smth to choose who won lol ))

Jimmy Jingles, please find a stylist.

(Imo, most of Jim's outfits ain't that bad. The princess one keeps unsettling me though. I don't know why)

(they were all princesses im crying X0)

plain sinful blasphemy...

So uhh.. @furioso-officially anything to say on this?

@eclipse-officially have you seen this?

nope, everything is fine and normal, that never happened…

u ate that.... Boogeyman on the other hand

Actually, yeah. I look blummin FANTASTIC, get better Boogeyman

Yall please don't provoke him for you're own safety he's stronger than he looks😭