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met a new kinda guy on twitter today

If a roosters crow was able to kill the basilisk...why didn't Harry and Ron bring one with them into the chamber of secrets instead of Lockhart???

#harry potter #chamber of secrets #whyyyyyyy #come ON

me: i wish someone liked me

someone: [likes me]

me: i must fake my death and lie low for ten years

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Photography by Peter Solarz

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If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

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This is the best post I’ve ever read

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everyone who died at the battle of hogwarts missed All Star by Smash Mouth’s release two days later

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i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

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I really need everyone to see me throwing a piece of bread into a bears mouth.

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I actually have never been more proud of anything in my life and WILL reblog this every day until I die.

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talented bear

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i'm blue da ba dee babadook

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Sino films on youtube

English name (Chinese name) year, director. Languages.

Will be updated as I find more / Please message me if there are issues!

Bold = very very recommended

Angel Warriors (铁血娇娃之丛林日记) 2013, Fu Huayang, English dub, Chinese & English subs

Ashes of Time (东邪西毒) 1994, Wong Kar-Wai. Cantonese/Mandarin, Chinese subs

Assembly (集结号) 2007, Feng Xiaogang. Mandarin, Chinese subs

Back to 1942 (一九四二) 2012, Feng Xiaogang. Mandarin/English, Chinese subs

The Banquet (夜宴) 2006, Feng Xiaogang, Mandarin, no subs

Be There or Squared (不见不散) 1998, Feng Xiaogang, Mandarin/English. *NB: Link in title is HQ with no subs. Here is a link for LQ with English &　Chinese subs

Black and White Episode 1: Dawn of Assault (痞子英雄) 2012, Tsai Yueh-Hsun. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Blind Shaft (盲井) 2002, Li Yang. Mandarin, Chinese subs

The Blue Kite (蓝风筝) 1992, Tian Zhuangzhuang, Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Caught in the Web (搜索) 2012, Chen Kaige. Mandarin, Chinese subs

Chungking Express (重庆森林) 1994, Wong Kar-Wai. Cantonese/Mandarin, English subs. *NB: split into 10 parts

City of Sadness (悲情城市) 1989, Hou Hsiao-Hsien. Taiwanese/Japanese, Chinese subs

Crazy New Year’s Eve (一路惊喜) 2015. Mandarin, Chinese & English & Vietnamese subs.

Crazy Stone (疯狂的石头) 2006, Ning Hao. Mandarin/Sichuanese, Chinese subs

Dangerous Liaisons (危险关系) 2012 Jin-Ho Hur, Mandarin, Chinese &　English subs

Detective Chinatown (唐人街侦探) 2015, Chen Sicheng. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs. NB: filmed illegally in the cinema

Double Xposure (二次曝光) 2012, Li Yu. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

The Eagle Shooting Heroes (东成西就) 1993, Jeffrey Lau. Cantonese originally but this version is in Mandarin, Chinese subs

Fall in Love Like A Star (怦然星动) 2015, Tony Chan. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Farewell My Concubine (霸王别姬) 1992, Chen Kaige. Mandarin, English subs

Fist of Fury 1991 (新精武门1991) 1991, Cho Chung-sing, Cantonese, English subs

Fist of Fury II (精武门续集) 1992, Iksan Lahardi & Tso-nam Lee, Cantonese, English subs

The Fox Lover (白狐) 2013, Niu Chaoyang, Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

The God of Cookery (食神) 1996, Stephen Chow. Cantonese, Chinese subs

Happy Together (春光乍泄) 1997, Wong Kar-Wai. Cantonese, English & Spanish subs

I Am Somebody (我是路人甲) 2015, Derek Yee. Mandarin, Chinese subs

If You Are The One (非诚勿扰) 2008, Feng Xiaogang. Mandarin, English subs

Impossible (不可思议) 2015, Sun Zhou. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons (西游：降魔篇) 2013, Stephen Chow. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Ju Dou (菊豆) 1990, Zhang Yimou, Mandarin, English subs

Lady of the Dynasty (王朝的女人：杨贵妃) 2015, Shi Qing. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Lost on Journey (人在囧途) 2010, Raymond Yip. Mandarin, Chinese subs

Lost on Journey 2: Lost in Thailand (人在囧途之泰囧) 2012, Xu Zheng. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Lost on Journey 3: Lost in Hong Kong (人在囧途之港囧) 2015, Xu Zheng. Mandarin/Cantonese, Chinese subs

Love Actually (真爱至上), Mandarin, Chinese subs. NB: What the hell? I stumbled upon this film when looking for a different one, and can barely find any information about it anywhere. Nonetheless, it looks like an actual film so I’m putting it here… but I’m so confused lol. If anyone actually watches this please tell me what’s going on.

Love Is Not Blind (失恋33天) 2011, Teng Huatao. Mandarin, Chinese subs

Monster Hunt (捉妖记) 2015, Raman Hui. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Mr. Six (老炮儿) 2015, Guan Hu. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs.

Mulan: Rise of a Warrior (花木兰) 2009, Jingle Ma, Mandarin, no subs

Peking Opera Blues (刀马旦) 1986, Tsui Hark, Cantonese, English subs

Platform (站台) 2000, Jia Zhangke. Jin/Mandarin, Chinese subs

Raise the Red Lantern (大红灯笼高高挂) 1991, Zhang Yimou. Mandarin, Arabic & Chinese & Czech & Dutch & English & Finnish & French & German & Greek & Hebrew & Indoniesian & Korean & Persian & Portuguese & Spanish & Swedish & Turkish & Vietnamese subs

Red Sorghum (红高粱) 1987, Zhang Yimou, Mandarin, Chinese subs

Suzhou River (苏州河) 2000, Lou Ye. Mandarin, no subs

Tiny Times (小时代) 2013, Guo Jingming. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Tiny Times 2 (小时代：青木时代) 2013, Guo Jingming. Mandarin, Chinese & Russian (?) subs

Tiny Times 3 (小时代：刺金时代) 2014, Guo Jingming. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Tiny Times 4 (小时代：灵魂尽头) 2015, Guo Jingming. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

To Live (活着) 1994, Zhang Yimou. Mandarin, English subs

What Time Is It There? (你那边几点？) 2001, Tsai Ming-Liang. Mandarin/Taiwanese, English subs

White Vengeance (鸿门宴) 2011, Daniel Lee, Mandarin, Chinese subs

World (世界) 2004, Jia Zhangke. Mandarin, Chinese & English subs

Xiu Xiu: The Sent Down Girl (天浴) 1998, Joan Chen. Mandarin, Chinese subs

Yellow Earth (黄土地) 1984, Chen Kaige, Mandarin, English subs