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calvin | he/he | recovering gayme designer | aspiring lab rat | weird fiction writer | interim president of jester hell

[dogpuppy]

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[flipchild]

[himynameisemail]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

[cpericardium]

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

[flesh-deactivated20260520]

[mclennonyaoi]

calling in to work sick with a “weird dream”

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[meanbuddhist]

you have to withstand it bro. you have to endure it patiently

[iamhavingsomuchfun]

[ink-the-artist]

mammatus and cumulonimbus they are best friends

[crapmedia]

[utopians]

Being unemployed allows you to access an alternate 'shadow world' beneath our own populated only by retirees

[stupidestasshole]

the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and animals and trees are all a distraction. they're a test. god wants you to network and build your business portfolio

[ooppo]

Sometimes pervert shit is all we got in this dark world

[daenystheedreamer]

Skara Brae Buddo, human figure carved from whalebone, dated c. 2,900 – 2,400 BC. Discovered at Skara Brae, a Neolithic settlement located in the Bay of Skaill on the Mainland, an island in the Orkney archipelago of Scotland.