he's here!

cass, 15, they/them, probably in love with doctor jack hodgins idk?? 

[totallynotcass-blog]

this new safe mode update is fucking bullshit so i’m moving myself over to anew blog (@cassisanasshole) for the time being til they fix it. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[beetnelson]

when, uhmm… the bottom of ur grocery bag breaks while you’re walking outta whole foods

[redsatinsheets]

me: jay-z cheated on beyonce

my mom: who’s jay-z???

me: …………you’re right

[factsinallcaps]

CATS HAVE LIMITED OBJECT PERMANENCE AND DON’T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND THAT TWO DIFFERENT DOORS CAN LEAD TO THE SAME ROOM

[factsinallcaps]

thankyouforyourcooperation:

#SO IS THIS WHY MY CATS ASK TO BE LET IN BECAUSE IT’S RAINING #AND THEN IMMEDIATELY GO TO THE OTHER DOOR AND ASK TO BE LET OUT AGAIN? 

YUP, THAT’S WHY. CATS ARE BIG DUMMIES AND OFTEN SEE NO REASON WHY TWO DIFFERENT DOORS SHOULD LEAD TO THE SAME PLACE, SO THEY FIGURE THEY’LL CHECK IF IT’S ALSO RAINING IN THE OTHER OUTSIDE BEHIND THE OTHER DOOR. 

WHEN THE PROPRIETOR OF THIS BLOG WAS A CHILD, THE KITCHEN LED INTO THE DINING ROOM, WHICH LED INTO THE LIVING ROOM, WHICH LEAD INTO THE FRONT HALLWAY, WHICH LED BACK INTO THE KITCHEN, SO WHEN THE CATS WERE HUNGRY, THEY WOULD CHECK THEIR BOWLS, SEE THAT THEY WERE EMPTY, AND WALK ALL THE WAY AROUND THE HOUSE TO SEE IF THE OTHER BOWLS IN THE OTHER KITCHEN WERE ALSO EMPTY.

[doomy]

why is everyone screaming

[factsinallcaps]

FOR AN ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION, I ADVISE YOU TO LOOK AT THE TITLE OF THIS BLOG. 

[babybriderag]

[gaylor-moon]

get outta here

[deprofundisclamoadte]

Blue Diamond: I want to know how Rose Quartz managed to shatter Pink Diamond

Steven:

[lancelotapologist]

i don’t give a FUCK if astrology is fake or mbti isn’t accurate. i’m still gonna have a great time reading about my fake personality on the internet and there’s nothing anyone in the entire world can do to stop me

[baruchobramowitz-deactivated201]

Behold the most disgustingly aggressive display of Americanness

[this-sharknado-loves-you-deacti]

I’m just picturing some dude sitting at the dinner table, his assault rifles propped up in the other chairs

“Can you pass the salad, Mom?” he asks the AK-47, but she doesn’t pass the salad

She never passes the salad

[bureaubaggins]

“Hey Mom, can you pass the salad?”

“You always do this to me, Mom.”

[fukuzawayumi-archive-deactivate]

のほも is such a good word?? the concept is kind of hard to fully get across in translation, but basically it means a feeling of pure, deep, platonic affection, and i think thats beautiful

[indigoire]

You son of a bitch. 

[egberts]

why did they make us stack cups in elementary school

[cctinsleybaxter]

I had completely forgotten about this but was it just my school that was off the fucking walls about it? They would show us videos in gym of professional cup stacking and yell ‘THIS COULD BE YOU.’ We spent every Tuesday in gym with those gotdamn cups and we all had, like, The Cup Stacking Catalogue. I made my parents buy me glow in the dark cups for my ninth birthday what are we as a society.

[egberts]

we had that too, like they were trying to convince some of us to get good enough to go to contests for it. and sell us cups. so many cups. cups to appease every type of child. not even cups you can drink from.

[cnjandhdonejxksndh-deactivated2]

??im not american is this real or is this a convoluted shitpost??????

[egberts]

it’s definitely real

[journalslutt]

My best friend still holds the record for the three stack part

[the-chief-moosekateer]

OK I AM from America and it must be a regional thing because wtf

[callmehass]

OMG IM FROM CANADA AND I REMEMBER THIS! they would show us commercials of like world wide championships for cup stacking and we had our own cup stacking cups in our class

[astrollusion-deactivated2018100]

Stacking…. cups….. I’m just…. is America real?

[dark-astrology-deactivated20180]

i had completely forgotten abt this until now what the fuck

[totallynotcass-blog]

FUCK.

[totallynotcass-blog]

sometimes I forget people are like…actually…not mentally ill?? mbn??

[totallynotcass-blog]

like what a concept??

[totallynotcass-blog]

sometimes I forget people are like...actually...not mentally ill?? mbn??

[bpdscars-deactivated20170829]

anyone else get that sinking feeling where you realize ur youth was spent feeling empty, alone and broken and now ur growing up and u feel like ur running out of time to enjoy life

[totallynotcass-blog]

Hailee you’re 16 you’re in your youth

[totallynotcass-blog]

The fuckkkkk

[bpdscars-deactivated20170829]

anyone else get that sinking feeling where you realize ur youth was spent feeling empty, alone and broken and now ur growing up and u feel like ur running out of time to enjoy life

[totallynotcass-blog]

Hailee you're 16 you're in your youth

[stupidfuckingsims]

“can you say ‘mommy and daddy’s divorce is my fault’?”