Sauce's sweet, sweaty, sexy shore shack.

[thefeelofavideogame]

Every so often I remember that the Nostalgia Critic and that whole site still exist, like there are still these people who diligently make videos of themselves sitting in front of empty walls in their house filming themselves making cartoonish faces attacking ‘bad’ movies or games and filming crossover videos in bedrooms of a Super 8

Like that whole genre of video seems like it was from such a specific 2 years of history that it’s hard for me to believe it still exists and yet it does

[fans-tastic]

thanks @f-u-b-u

they can eat their tootsies now

if you want to donate, i can buy more tootsies for them

[f-u-b-u-deactivated20160907]

[totallynotsauceboss]

FUCK

YOUR MOVE, FUBU

[inkrton]

i just want to go home and play cyber sleuth for fucks sake

[totallynotsauceboss]

PATRICIAN TASTE

[spongegasm]

There are only two styles of cartoon on tv:

[totallynotsauceboss]

roses are red

violets are blue

they pinch back

youtube poop

[cartoonnetwork]

Here’s the first sneak peek from Powerpuff Girls!

This is what happens when you call Buttercup “Princess”.

(SPOILER: DO NOT call Buttercup “Princess”) 👊💢 

[deetecks]

That animation looks really really bad. Really bad use of tweening. The voices are really off too Christ.

I don’t wanna be all gloom and pessimistic  but I’m getting really bad vibes from this reboot. I don’t know why it needed a reboot outside of stupid nostalgic.

I’m really sick of this nostalgic nonsense with media nowadays. Just leave shit back in the past. 

[totallynotsauceboss]

theres no real point in remaking the powerpuff girls. the first show was great....but it went on for too long and got pretty mediocre at the end.

like if you have a good reason though great but this is the “powerpuff girls” with a lower budget than ever and the clip selling it to me is Buttercup showing him what GIRLS ARE MADE OF.

adverts dont tell you everything but this isnt looking good.

[buffbon-deactivated20251123]

please stop this

don’t do this

[munchroome]

I feel nothing but immense pain

[aolien]

[returnerofthesky]

The thing that kinda gets me about those two tweets of Toby’s is the fact that while I understand where he’s coming from, it’s another really good example of the pitfall that lots of people fall into when it comes to “dumb shit we did when we were younger”

While it’s entirely understandable to be ashamed of it or to be like “oh yeah that’s pretty crappy”, the way he talks about “accepting it as part of my eternal legacy” makes it sound like he wants it to just kind of be erased entirely, when in reality it’d be much more respectable for him to accept it as a thing, but still point out how meh it is and the general problems that crop up in it

It’s the same problem that a lot of SomethingAwful-ers have, like the old Retsupurae videos and such (I seem to remember Chip and Iron outright removing some of their old stuff, for instance), where they’d rather erase their history and pretend it never existed rather than accepting that they, too, have fucked up sometimes, warning people and moving on

Way back when I first started doing YTP, ye olde Conrad Slater told me, “don’t remove your old crappy videos because they’ll show how far you’ve come”, and while he was talking more about video quality rather than maturity, I still think it’s a much healthier adage to live by

There’s things from my past that I don’t like or are embarrassed/ashamed about (my old old fanfiction from when I was 14 is stuff I’m a little embarrassed by, while the Titleinlarge incident I keep bringing up is something I’m ashamed of), but I still often reflect and get introspective on them, and I occasionally call them to attention simply because I don’t want to… be put on a pedestal, I guess?

[hildabelle]

I understand the point you make, but truth be told I quite like that the Internet can make you erase those parts and how if you only went by usernames, you could potentially have a completely fresh start without the baggage of what you did before. I’m not going to lie and say I was never cringeworthy, I still acknowledge I did plenty of dumb stuff, but rather I’m grateful I can keep the embarrassing shit I did on old accounts hidden given they were under completely different usernames on sites that often are long gone.

[totallynotsauceboss]

I didnt get the vibe that he wants it to be gone from those tweets, i got the vibe that he doesnt want it to be added in parenthesis next to undertale when someone is going to describe him.

he made a bad rom hack with swears when he was 16 and he made those tweets essentially in response to what i believe was a “GAME THEORY” video dissecting undertale based on the halloween hack.

[quinndolyns-deactivated20220403]

this is by far the worst set of words i’ve ever seen

[poison-liker]

i genuinely don’t understand why internet fascists are so preoccupied with the whole cuck thing, because talking like this is a million times more humiliating than being cheated on.

[totallynotsauceboss]

it became intertwined with the resignation of Moot from 4chan so I guess its here to stay until the next new epic meme comes around.

[slato-deactivated20221016]

[returnerofthesky]

[realdomdom]

[andynemo-blog]

Oh my God. It all makes so much sense now...

This is Team Rocket:

They are a supposedly evil crime organization founded by this guy named Giovanni:

But what are their real motivations? To steal Pokemon, right? Wrong! That’s what these guys do in the anime:

In the games, they don’t steal Pokemon. They run a reputable casino. Their boss is a respected Gym Leader. They do steal two items from The Silph Corporation: The Silph Scope and the Master Ball. Why do they need these things? This guy:

Mewtwo, a lab experiment gone horribly awry, is a Psychic type so he’s resistant to ghosts. Giovanni knew he needed the Silph Scope so he can see the ghosts and capture one to defeat Mewtwo. He also needed the Master Ball to catch Mewtwo if all else fails. The greedy Silph Co. wouldn’t part with these things when he asked so he had to steal them. However, that isn’t the end of the story. New information has come to light. 

The Team Rocket motto reads thusly:

To protect the world from devastation

To unite all peoples within our nation

To denounce the evils of truth and love

To extend our reach to the stars above

Hmmm. Sounds familiar?

Let’s look at the other villainous teams of the Pokemon world:

How about these guys:

And these guys:

Team Magma and/or Team Aqua, depending on your version, want to destroy the world by using two legendary Pokemon to suit their needs. Magma want to cover the world with land using Groudon. Aqua want to cover the world with water using Kyogre.

To protect the world from devastation

What about the newest team from the far away Kalos region:

Team Flare are a group of elitist individuals who are all about style. Their leader, Lysandre, is obsessed with beauty and will destroy the world using an ancient weapon harnessing the power of Xerneas or Yveltal to preserve its beauty at all costs. The members of Team Flare look down on others who aren’t rich or stylish like they are. 

To unite all peoples within our nation

Getting it yet? Or should we take a look at these guys:

Team Plasma, who also dress like medieval knights, are a PETA-esque group founded by Ghetsis and N that want to separate the bond between human and Pokemon. They believe that Pokemon shouldn’t be owned by humans and will go to villainous, exploitative ends to free Pokemon from their trainers, even releasing legendary Pokemon such as Zekrom, Reshiram, or Kyurem. This team has sort of a point about the flawed nature of Pokemon training even through their hypocrisy.

To denounce the evils of truth and love 

And finally we come to this team:

Team Galactic is an evil scientific organization searching for the space Pokemon Palkia and/or the time Pokemon Dialga, depending on your version, in order to recreate the universe by their own means.

To extend our reach to the stars above

So, Giovanni was aware of the plans of these other teams. And he made it his life’s work to stop them! He is the real HERO of the Pokemon franchise! He is the protector of the Pokemon world and tries to prevent the use of powerful, legendary Pokemon from destroying humanity.

Well, he would have been if you hadn’t defeated him. This explains why the other teams gain power in their perspective territories. Instead, he is left penniless and stripped of his Gym Leader title which goes to that pompous asshole Blue/Gary Oak . Good job, player! Through your actions, you nearly caused the apocalypse 5 different times!

[conspicuouslad]

Nice job breaking it, Hero!

[zedrin-maybe]

Villain or anti-hero, Team Rocket was still the best IMO :D

[returnerofthesky]

This has likely been brought up time and again (including by people I follow), but this post is running on the faulty assumption that Jessie, James and Meowth’s motto is the actual Team Rocket motto. Anyone who’s watched the original few seasons or seen the episodes with Butch and Cassidy will likely remember that they know the actual motto, which is a much more villainous, fitting creed.

The whole point of the classic Team Rocket crew we know and love is that even though they’re with a villainous team, they’re both too nice and in a sense too incompetent to actually do truly evil things (which is why they’re comic relief in the movies, where actual stuff is going on), and that’s reflected in how they get the motto wrong. Meanwhile, everything else in regards to Team Rocket - whether it’s in the anime, in the games or in the manga - shows them as being, well, actual villains. Because they are. Villains.

It’s been years since this post was first made and people still get this mixed up. Oi vey.

[totallynotsauceboss]

also your first fucking encounter with team rocket is with a guy who asked if you wanted to join their evil pokemon syndicate, the second was with a burglar. fuck.

[busterwolf]

sometimes I remember that Capcom thought it was a good idea to scrap this guy and I’m still like “why?” every time.

[shadowcow]

I still can’t believe that was the original design and this is what we wound up with instead:

[totallynotsauceboss]

rufus is great shut the fuck up

[returnerofthesky]

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