𝗡𝗢𝗧!!𝗯𝗶𝗹𝗹

I'm totally not bill

[totesnotbill]

WELCOME!

NAMES BILL! BUT YOU CAN CALL ME YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER FOR ALL OF ETERNITY! AX SAID I SHOULD TALK TO MORE PEOPLE AND AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY IT MAYBE ITLL BE FUN! NOW MORE ABOUT ME!

favorite thing: ME

Likes: ME

favorite color: THATS SUCH A STUPID THING COLOR IS JUST LIGHT! favorite star: ORION!

home dimension: E̶U̶C̶L̶Y̶D̶I̶A̶ THE NIGHTMARE REALM

info for rp: bill is currently in therapy, the axolotl thought it’d be good for him to talk to people. He will mostly speak in caps

(mod info under cut)

Hello! I’m Kaiyax (@kaiyax1) I was kinda bored so I just decided to make a bill rp blog, if you ever have any mod asks please don’t send them here send them to my main account.

rules: no nsfw

ships im okay with: Billford, fiddauthor, fiddlestan

not okay with: billdip, mabill, pretty much any bill ship other then Billford, stancest, and other weird ships

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

WELL WELL WELL!! IF IT ISNT ANOTHER SIXER!!

GOTTA SAY YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

@totesnotbill

Ugh. Two Bills.

Just what I need…

[totesnotbill]

AWW DONT LOOK SO DOWN!!

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MAILBOX! I GOT YOU A PRESENT FORDSY!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

No! Not again!

[totesnotbill]

YOURE NO FUN! MAYBE I LEFT YOU A REALLY GOOD PRESENT! LIKE A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE NIKOLA TESLA IS ALIVE!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ha! Nice try!

[totesnotbill]

YK WE COULDVE BEEN SO MUCH SIXER

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Don’t.

[totesnotbill]

DONT WHAT? TALK ABOUT HOW WE COULDVE RULED THE WORLD?

[bill-cipher-offical]

THIS GUY SAYS IT LIKE IT IS!

[totesnotbill]

HEYA OTHER ME

[bill-cipher-offical]

Y’ELLO!

[totesnotbill]

HOWIST GOIN

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

WELL WELL WELL!! IF IT ISNT ANOTHER SIXER!!

GOTTA SAY YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

@totesnotbill

Ugh. Two Bills.

Just what I need…

[totesnotbill]

AWW DONT LOOK SO DOWN!!

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MAILBOX! I GOT YOU A PRESENT FORDSY!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

No! Not again!

[totesnotbill]

YOURE NO FUN! MAYBE I LEFT YOU A REALLY GOOD PRESENT! LIKE A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE NIKOLA TESLA IS ALIVE!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ha! Nice try!

[totesnotbill]

YK WE COULDVE BEEN SO MUCH SIXER

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Don’t.

[totesnotbill]

DONT WHAT? TALK ABOUT HOW WE COULDVE RULED THE WORLD?

[bill-cipher-offical]

THIS GUY SAYS IT LIKE IT IS!

[totesnotbill]

HEYA OTHER ME

[totesnotbill]

(This is basically just Ford from my AU. Basically, that Bill chose Ford over the portal, so Ford's old but still calls Bill "My Muse")

Oh! Hello, my Muse. How are you doing?

“SIXER!! HIYA PAL HOWS IT GOING!”

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

Pretty good. Dipper has been "hanging" with Wendy, so I haven't had anyone to play D&D&more D with me...

Say, would you like to play? I can get it set up!

[totesnotbill]

HA! NO WAY AM I PLAYING YOUR NERD GAME

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

*old man pout*

Alright... I suppose it isn't for everyone...

*sigh*

[totesnotbill]

FINE ONE GAME.

ONLY CAUSE I CANT BEAR TO SEE MY FAVORITE PUPP- I MEAN HUMAN UPSET

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

*perks up*

Oh, thank you, my Muse! I'll set up!

*sets up the extremely difficult game*

[totesnotbill]

Internal dialogue

GOD I NEED TO DISSECT THIS FREAK.

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

*finishes setting up and sits cross-legged, doing the weird rolling technique from that one episode*

It's ready, my Muse!

*Stanford is positively beaming*

[totesnotbill]

“GREAT JOB SIXER!!”

I NEED HIM.

[totesnotbill]

(This is basically just Ford from my AU. Basically, that Bill chose Ford over the portal, so Ford's old but still calls Bill "My Muse")

Oh! Hello, my Muse. How are you doing?

“SIXER!! HIYA PAL HOWS IT GOING!”

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

Pretty good. Dipper has been "hanging" with Wendy, so I haven't had anyone to play D&D&more D with me...

Say, would you like to play? I can get it set up!

[totesnotbill]

HA! NO WAY AM I PLAYING YOUR NERD GAME

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

*old man pout*

Alright... I suppose it isn't for everyone...

*sigh*

[totesnotbill]

FINE ONE GAME.

ONLY CAUSE I CANT BEAR TO SEE MY FAVORITE PUPP- I MEAN HUMAN UPSET

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

*perks up*

Oh, thank you, my Muse! I'll set up!

*sets up the extremely difficult game*

[totesnotbill]

Internal dialogue

GOD I NEED TO DISSECT THIS FREAK.

[totesnotbill]

[A skull on a cross wearig a crown of thorns stares you down, as if tell you to confess your sins, to repents, it's presence oddly comforting]

NOPE

[totesnotbill]

(This is basically just Ford from my AU. Basically, that Bill chose Ford over the portal, so Ford's old but still calls Bill "My Muse")

Oh! Hello, my Muse. How are you doing?

“SIXER!! HIYA PAL HOWS IT GOING!”

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

Pretty good. Dipper has been "hanging" with Wendy, so I haven't had anyone to play D&D&more D with me...

Say, would you like to play? I can get it set up!

[totesnotbill]

HA! NO WAY AM I PLAYING YOUR NERD GAME

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

*old man pout*

Alright... I suppose it isn't for everyone...

*sigh*

[totesnotbill]

FINE ONE GAME.

ONLY CAUSE I CANT BEAR TO SEE MY FAVORITE PUPP- I MEAN HUMAN UPSET

[totesnotbill]

[You are forced to relive your dimension collapsing except it's more painful, more vivid]

…

STOP IT STOP IT IT TOO LOUD. SCREAMS.

MAN THAT WAS WEIRD HUH?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

WELL WELL WELL!! IF IT ISNT ANOTHER SIXER!!

GOTTA SAY YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

@totesnotbill

Ugh. Two Bills.

Just what I need…

[totesnotbill]

AWW DONT LOOK SO DOWN!!

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MAILBOX! I GOT YOU A PRESENT FORDSY!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

No! Not again!

[totesnotbill]

YOURE NO FUN! MAYBE I LEFT YOU A REALLY GOOD PRESENT! LIKE A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE NIKOLA TESLA IS ALIVE!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ha! Nice try!

[totesnotbill]

YK WE COULDVE BEEN SO MUCH SIXER

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Don’t.

[totesnotbill]

DONT WHAT? TALK ABOUT HOW WE COULDVE RULED THE WORLD?

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

WELL WELL WELL!! IF IT ISNT ANOTHER SIXER!!

GOTTA SAY YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

@totesnotbill

Ugh. Two Bills.

Just what I need…

[totesnotbill]

AWW DONT LOOK SO DOWN!!

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MAILBOX! I GOT YOU A PRESENT FORDSY!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

No! Not again!

[totesnotbill]

YOURE NO FUN! MAYBE I LEFT YOU A REALLY GOOD PRESENT! LIKE A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE NIKOLA TESLA IS ALIVE!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

Ha! Nice try!

[totesnotbill]

YK WE COULDVE BEEN SO MUCH SIXER

[totesnotbill]

(This is basically just Ford from my AU. Basically, that Bill chose Ford over the portal, so Ford's old but still calls Bill "My Muse")

Oh! Hello, my Muse. How are you doing?

“SIXER!! HIYA PAL HOWS IT GOING!”

[i-enjoy-the-gays]

Pretty good. Dipper has been "hanging" with Wendy, so I haven't had anyone to play D&D&more D with me...

Say, would you like to play? I can get it set up!

[totesnotbill]

HA! NO WAY AM I PLAYING YOUR NERD GAME

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

WELL WELL WELL!! IF IT ISNT ANOTHER SIXER!!

GOTTA SAY YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

@totesnotbill

Ugh. Two Bills.

Just what I need…

[totesnotbill]

AWW DONT LOOK SO DOWN!!

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MAILBOX! I GOT YOU A PRESENT FORDSY!!

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

No! Not again!

[totesnotbill]

YOURE NO FUN! MAYBE I LEFT YOU A REALLY GOOD PRESENT! LIKE A PORTAL TO A DIMENSION WHERE NIKOLA TESLA IS ALIVE!

[totesnotbill]

(This is basically just Ford from my AU. Basically, that Bill chose Ford over the portal, so Ford's old but still calls Bill "My Muse")

Oh! Hello, my Muse. How are you doing?

“SIXER!! HIYA PAL HOWS IT GOING!”

[young-stanford-pines-offical]

WELL WELL WELL!! IF IT ISNT ANOTHER SIXER!!

GOTTA SAY YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT!

@totesnotbill

Ugh. Two Bills.

Just what I need…

[totesnotbill]

AWW DONT LOOK SO DOWN!!

YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR MAILBOX! I GOT YOU A PRESENT FORDSY!!

[totesnotbill]

[Woe, apocalypse bird upon ye!]

WOOHOO APOCALYPSE

[totesnotbill]

(You see the journals again? Wtf??

Someone you MIGHTVE known was about to grab the journals.)

- @fordpines-gravityfalls

AND ILL TAKE THOSE!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

Ford grabs it before you (skill issue/j)

They were mine rightfully so, Bill.

[totesnotbill]

Aw cmon fordsy!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

They were mine in the first place, plus I wrote them.

[totesnotbill]

Just a peak!!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

And why would I trust you of all people?

you possessed me and tricked me.

[totesnotbill]

Oh cmon! That was thirty years ago! Forgive and forget!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

You could possibly trick me again. And the journals could help you rebuild the portal.

[totesnotbill]

I don’t think I can build it while I’m in the theraprism!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

Still. No.

[totesnotbill]

Booooo

You’re boring!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

And you’re criminally insane.

[totesnotbill]

I prefer criminally awesome!

[totesnotbill]

(You see the journals again? Wtf??

Someone you MIGHTVE known was about to grab the journals.)

- @fordpines-gravityfalls

AND ILL TAKE THOSE!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

Ford grabs it before you (skill issue/j)

They were mine rightfully so, Bill.

[totesnotbill]

Aw cmon fordsy!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

They were mine in the first place, plus I wrote them.

[totesnotbill]

Just a peak!!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

And why would I trust you of all people?

you possessed me and tricked me.

[totesnotbill]

Oh cmon! That was thirty years ago! Forgive and forget!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

You could possibly trick me again. And the journals could help you rebuild the portal.

[totesnotbill]

I don’t think I can build it while I’m in the theraprism!

[fordpines-gravityfalls]

Still. No.

[totesnotbill]

Booooo

You’re boring!