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[elf-trash]

expedition 33 is a game about what would happen if you died and your family went insane fighting over your minecraft world you made when you were 12

[mistress-light]

This has me wheezing. 🎨

[shitacademicswrite]

[soupsy-daisy-deactivated2023072]

wow i guess you could say they had ch

had ch

they had che

they

[category5girlmoment-deactivated]

[the-seelie-court-official]

wait a sec. the cybertruck aint even a truck. it aint even a van, there's only the two rows of seating. mf's a sedan with angles

[the-seelie-court-official]

[louisegluckpdf]

hate when someone asks how are you and you say good how are you and they say "oh not so great" or something. it's always like ohh okay i see we're being honest i thought we were playing pretend. can i have a do-over

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[sliityrthroat]

[rubystims]

[christianstepmoms]

They call it RTX 5090 because when you see it costs $5090 youll turn 5090 degrees and walk away.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[cottoncandylesbo]

for my birthday four months ago i ordered a cute looking eevee plush off of ebay that apparently you could brush and style? i didn't read the description carefully and it was also in japanese. well it arrived!

or, at least, i thought it did...?

[cottoncandylesbo]

YOU HAVE TO BATHE IT. YOU HAVE TO GIVE PUPPY A BATH

[cottoncandylesbo]

eevee liek water

[cottoncandylesbo]

wrap him softly. and dry his.

[cottoncandylesbo]

and thus he is named Eepo

thank you for joining me in Eepo's Bath World.

[moosiala-deactivated20250927]

[cherchezlafatfemme]

*breaks my thumb on the button*

[apothe-cary]

Just to hear rook with full chest say the F word.

[lo-sulci]

imagine a girl called cass but it's not short for cassandra or smth it's short for cassette

[parkchanwoohoo]

I loved this post just because all the comments flipped between sincere appreciation and mockery of the birds

[memeuplift]

[sawasawako]

omg…