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"A girl too lovely to be really true..."

I've never drawn Brandy's Cinderella before and thought it was time to cross that off the list. I so appreciate this adaptation for having a Filipino prince, what a dream! And Brandy's so angelic and perfect in this role.

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Need help from the locals!

Okay, so I have this fantasy story idea I'm working on about selkies and I need help about the setting. I'm setting the story in Maine, but I am sadly a Florida girl with no way of getting Maine at this time. Google and Pinterest and other sites can help with me some stuff, but if I want it to sound like actual Maine, then I think advice from the people who actually live there is needed.

For context, the story is supposed to take place in a smallish seaside town, the sort that might have been a fishing village way back at the beginning of the 20th century, the kind of place with LORE (it's capitalized because it's important).

So, if you can, throw me your best Maine-isms! What's the vibe there? How do people talk, what are small Maine towns like, what's some of the slang? Anything you think just says "Maine". I appreciate any help you can give!

#maine #coastal maine #selkie #fantasy #story ideas #need help #fiction #story #slang #new england #noah kahan #oliver stark

transparent--gay

i think my favourite part of leverage is the way that they keep putting eliot in situations. they make him a baseball star. a country music legend. a pro fighter.

elvencantation

#eliot spencer you are soooo barbie coded (via op)

literallyaflame

how do conservatives think talking to children works? if a four year old came up to me and said “i’m a cat!!” i would say “really? what makes you a cat?” and they’d say some shit like “i have claws >:)” and i’d be like “oh wow, you do have claws. but wait, i thought cats had pointed ears!” and they’d say “they DO!!!” and then i’d pull up a picture of an elf and ask “is THIS a cat?” and they’d yell “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

u wouldn’t say “fucking hell, Emily, get it together. this is the real world”

literallyaflame

pardon me, i should clarify. you wouldn’t say that, assuming that you aren’t a total dipshit. i would not say that either. some people, however, hate children and firmly believe that everyone should be miserable unless they’re at church

literallyaflame

several of you pointed out that, often, conservative christians want you to be especially miserable at church. so true. grave oversight on my part

catchymemes

definitelynotcecelia

It’s already happening. Like guys I cannot emphasize this enough the studios are going to make content creators the deal of a lifetime because they have a void to fill and those content creators will then be on the do not work list for the rest of their professional lives.

shutyourmoustache

Solidarity Summer is well and truly ramping up. AS IT FUCKING SHOULD.

shutyourmoustache

And another one! 📢

shutyourmoustache

wildewasframed

Barnes and Noble booksellers are working on forming a union as well!

https://www.reddit.com/r/union/comments/rwczci/barnes_noble_workers_want_union/

Their flagship store and New York has unionized along with 3-4 other stores! This is happening! People are tired of being seen as dollar signs and being made to work just to get to work more, to survive instead of thrive. Keep it UP.

wilwheaton

Shut. It. All. Down.

prohaloplayer-deactivated202601

fucking constant reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake reboot remake!!!!!!!!!! the tv has only been around for like a century you literally cannot be out of ideas already

partlysmith

they’re not

20th-centuryghost

This is an open secret at this point, everybody who works in the entertainment industry can tell you the execs literally, outright say they do not want original properties anymore. With a new property you have to spend the time and money getting people invested. If you make the 34785th remake and staple some nostalgia on it for good measure, you'll make bank because there's already a dedicated group of people to market to. People will watch it if it's good, because it's a revival of something they care about. People will REALLY watch it if it's bad, because hatewatching is almost even more profitable in this day and age. It's all about getting the biggest return for the smallest financial investment, and nostalgia is MUCH more profitable than original projects. It's all corporate bullshit in the end.

So anyway, please support the originals who make it in spite of everything, and please especially support independent creators and projects!

Who needs blankets when you have a cat to keep you warm? #cats #catsofinstagram #kittycandid (at Tallahassee, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_a69sPhnf_/?igshid=1dafczcx7uwtq

#cats #catsofinstagram #kittycandid

#halloween #creepy #moon #witch (at Tallahassee, Florida) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4GzLLOhZzq/?igshid=7tihbdabdlfl

#halloween #creepy #moon #witch

gaphic

‘WHERE are the manic pixie dream BOYS?’ well, ur not gonna like it, but mostly in hallmark christmas movies

gael-garcia

It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02

savvy-ivvory

That “Bitch he’s not eating he’s at work” has me flatlined

kit-harington

Zendaya attends the 71st Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 22, 2019 in Los Angeles, California.

martiantoad

Parade of mushrooms in pants

gyzym

i want you to imagine you’re at a dinner party, and for dessert, your host is serving apple pie. now, you’re not really an apple pie sort of person normally — you like it from time to time, but you’re awfully picky about it, and if it’s not done just right, it’s not for you — so you pass on taking some when it gets passed around. but then everyone else starts exclaiming about how delicious this pie is, how crisp it is, how flavorful, how amazing it was in star trek, so you take a piece just to see what all the fuss is about. and sure enough, it’s delicious. it’s so delicious, in fact, that you start asking questions about it, bothering the host for the recipe, paying a lot more attention to what a well-made pie it really is. and then it turns out the pie studied english literature at berekely and sometimes gets photographed reading to small children, that the pie regularly walks around in hilariously failtastic hipster-douche plaid and engages in ~intellectual competitions~ with other pies it knows, and the more you learn, the more the taste of the pie starts to curdle in your mouth. it’s so delicious that it’s TOO delicious, and probably you’re going to have cravings for this pie now whether you want them or not and you don’t, you don’t want those cravings, you don’t even LIKE apple pie. so you try to tell yourself you don’t like it that much really, that it’s not that good, that it’s probably the sort of pie that’s a total dick in real life and not in the endearing way like it comes off in interviews either, but it doesn’t help. it doesn’t make the pie any less fantastic, it doesn’t make you enjoy the pie any less, and you become consumed with your frustration at this fact — how dare this pie come along and make you hunger after it? how DARE this pie be so crisp and flavorful and fantastic in star trek? HOW DARE THIS PIE GO TO MUSIC FESTIVALS WITH A SALT AND PEPPER BEARD?? — until eventually you are standing on a table in front of the whole party, an empty pie dish held over your head, screaming “WHY WOULD ANYONE EVEN MAKE THIS PIE”

and that’s why i hate chris pine.