NotNeonScarf

I love Highlighters

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So it’s your boy back. You may ask;

Where were you?

So short answer Í didn’t have access to the account because. They broke my FUCKING PHONE

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I was following some leads that took for ever to track since you know! I don’t have a in with shady info brokers or know any, Criminal Bars ™

So it was a slow two weeks and well I decided. Why not bring my phone out on patrol? What could go wrong?

So I go out and stop some crimes, run from the police, and get hit by a guy in truck because “he has power screw that guy!” So hey guess who was crying on the floor after they gut hit in the nutz

And guess who else started cry after they went home with a broken phone

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So NEW RULE;

NO PHONES ON THE JOB

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

So it’s your boy back. You may ask;

Where were you?

So short answer Í didn’t have access to the account because. They broke my FUCKING PHONE

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

I was following some leads that took for ever to track since you know! I don’t have a in with shady info brokers or know any, Criminal Bars ™

So it was a slow two weeks and well I decided. Why not bring my phone out on patrol? What could go wrong?

So I go out and stop some crimes, run from the police, and get hit by a guy in truck because “he has power screw that guy!” So hey guess who was crying on the floor after they gut hit in the nutz

And guess who else started cry after they went home with a broken phone

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

So it’s your boy back. You may ask;

Where were you?

So short answer Í didn’t have access to the account because. They broke my FUCKING PHONE

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

just realized technically my vigilante anniversary is in pride month

Like your city getting hit by practically a Kaijue is a big deal but it’s kinda funny it got hit by one in pride month huh

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You Know I never really figured out where Chimera came from

It was just eating power sources and causing damages to the city like with its gravity wing esc things

Or that flame Launcher move that was basically transformers 2 devastator

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Wait a second

OH THAT FLAMING TOASTER

SHE VULTURED ME

I gotta check some new leads

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

Fuuuuck they destroyed my phone

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

just realized technically my vigilante anniversary is in pride month

Like your city getting hit by practically a Kaijue is a big deal but it’s kinda funny it got hit by one in pride month huh

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

You Know I never really figured out where Chimera came from

It was just eating power sources and causing damages to the city like with its gravity wing esc things

Or that flame Launcher move that was basically transformers 2 devastator

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

Wait a second

OH THAT FLAMING TOASTER

SHE VULTURED ME

I gotta check some new leads

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

just realized technically my vigilante anniversary is in pride month

Like your city getting hit by practically a Kaijue is a big deal but it’s kinda funny it got hit by one in pride month huh

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

You Know I never really figured out where Chimera came from

It was just eating power sources and causing damages to the city like with its gravity wing esc things

Or that flame Launcher move that was basically transformers 2 devastator

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

just realized technically my vigilante anniversary is in pride month

Like your city getting hit by practically a Kaijue is a big deal but it’s kinda funny it got hit by one in pride month huh

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

Oh Happy pride month Everyone

I was thinking of getting a Ally scarf but then realized I can’t change it’s color

So let’s go with a band on the suit

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Guess who is clear By M to go patrol again BITCHES

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So my my friend how for now I call M doesn’t know I kept the account

So they don’t know I have it

So that means I can still be a little menace and plan how to beat up that crazy rocket flaming lady…

Ok I need a better name for her she is my first real rouge

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So I been coming up for names to use for her

After all she needs a title so here’s the list

Flame pack

Flame jump

Flame thrower

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Oh I just realized. I never posted how I led up to me making the account

(And I am putting this here in case I somehow get Skywalker and lose a hand somehow)

So I was walking around doing nothing except being a good citizen

Legally

Then I see this little weird break in a bank, so I swing my self there to get a better look and well I see this guy in big suit that is red and has flames coming out of it

So I ask “Hello and to stop robbing this bank” Also I just realized the bank has almost no cash

Then she said (I realized she was a woman or had a feminine voice) she told me to leave and I took exception to that

So she started flying with her literal flaming jet pack and throw me through Í want to say 3 Billboards until I was in pain

Then she left

So Yhea

FUN

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So my my friend how for now I call M doesn’t know I kept the account

So they don’t know I have it

So that means I can still be a little menace and plan how to beat up that crazy rocket flaming lady…

Ok I need a better name for her she is my first real rouge

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

So I been coming up for names to use for her

After all she needs a title so here’s the list

Flame pack

Flame jump

Flame thrower

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

So my my friend how for now I call M doesn’t know I kept the account

So they don’t know I have it

So that means I can still be a little menace and plan how to beat up that crazy rocket flaming lady…

Ok I need a better name for her she is my first real rouge

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Oh shit

When the hell did I make this account?!!?

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Whelp I guess I am stuck with this tumbler account now

And yes this is revenge on my friend for making me stay in bed

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Oh shit

When the hell did I make this account?!!?

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You know for my first time Fighting someone with powers, I honestly expected them to leave me in pain

I just feel like ok, even if my leg is bent in the wrong way but hey it’s probably fine

Probably

Well it doesn’t hurt and my scarf is already putting it back in place

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OH THEY ARE HERE

They screamed and yell at me being a idiot gsjszychj

They tried to take my phone : ( they say I am loopy but I am Neon scarf great Vigilante of gddkic

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Uhhhh Hey to anyone seeing this uhh this a joke My friend just hit his head

Hard

-M

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

You know for my first time Fighting someone with powers, I honestly expected them to leave me in pain

I just feel like ok, even if my leg is bent in the wrong way but hey it’s probably fine

Probably

Well it doesn’t hurt and my scarf is already putting it back in place

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

OH THEY ARE HERE

They screamed and yell at me being a idiot gsjszychj

They tried to take my phone : ( they say I am loopy but I am Neon scarf great Vigilante of gddkic

[tottallynotavigilanteneonscarf]

You know for my first time Fighting someone with powers, I honestly expected them to leave me in pain

I just feel like ok, even if my leg is bent in the wrong way but hey it’s probably fine

Probably

Well it doesn’t hurt and my scarf is already putting it back in place