My Darling Dreams

For all who never want to grow up and never surrender.

[cosmowave]

👰✨

[nevertrustamanwho]

Never trust a man who makes fun of fat women

[methhomework]

me as a laywer

me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot

witness: yes

me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate

witness: i’m bald

[borderedlines]

i washed my face yesterday why am i still mentally ill

[lovethisbug]

[chubbydeepmaroon-deactivated202]

[ghoster-coaster-deactivated2015]

[lindsaybottos]

[madqueenalanna]

*to the tune of barbie girl* i’m a garbage man,, in a garbage can

[fatangryblackgirl]

This is important.

[pheno1-deactivated20230709]

Remember that

[s-hedonism]

Sexual as fuck intelligent as fuck woke as fuck lit as fuck

[touchmychungus]

Literally just realized I'm 22 and I am having an existential crisis over it. When the fuck did I get this old????

[touchmychungus]

I want to run away, marry my boyfriend, and pretend like I never went to law school.

[regalasfuck]

you can really tell when people lose that spark for you

[laymansterms12]

GOLF WITH NO LIMITS

[bloomflowersbloom]

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