It's Kill or be Killed

Mariana García // Tales from the Borderlands // Helios Tour Guide // Read pages before interacting!

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Tagged: by my favorite little shit @cyb3rn3tics Tagging: meh i dont fucking know @handsomehappenings and @goodtobejack and whoever wants to do this lil thing

G E N E R A L

Name: Dorina Nickname: Rina Age: 19 Timezone: CET

F A V O R I T E S

Eye color: Bluh or like hazel Store: is that like a new pokemon or something? what is outside Dog breed: pomeranian Time of the day: nighttime

H A V E   Y O U   E V E R

Eaten a bug: yes and i still have nightmares over it Broke a bone: no god bless Caused a car accident: four of them to be exact Gone to the bathroom in front of your partner: my what?

R A N D O M  Q U E S T I O N S

If you could replace a character in a TV show with yourself as yourself, what character in what TV show would it be & what would be your contribution to the plot? i want to get into m,r r.obot like right now and be dar,lene because god damn i want to be the top sister to elliot and fuck the world up i mean what?

What would you say in your acceptance speech at an awards show? i would like to thank all of you guys for this award but mainly thank and congratulate to myself eyyy lmao ----- just kidding i would cry and thank it 58958495848544 times

How would you spend a perfect, normal day? waking up like mid-day 1-2 PM lay til 3 PM get some food then just chill. watch videos, play games and be on tumblr

What app are you hoping & waiting to be invented?   one that helps me keep track of and find everything that i lose because thats my life

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"Pretty unfortunate for me and him too - I am sure he is a nice person. But old guys are kinda not my type, you know? I would pass it on and besides, he's only got love for you." She replied with a wink and a laugh, stepping out of the door and waiting for him before heading towards Nakayama's office. "But just so you know, you are going to be the one to talk to him."

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cyb3rn3tics:

All he could do was shrug, the rest of his mind too jumbled and jittered to properly function any further. He was done answering questions. It  was his turn to ask her some things. And he had an idea on how to m- -ake sure he got the full truth in her answers.

╾ 「❝  I can’t t-t-tell you. Not until you answer my qu-eee-stions first.         I wanna know what I am … why I’m like th-i-i-s. What was I ma-                                             -de for? Wh-y-yyy-?  ❞」 He inquired of her, brows knitted slightly as he had a thought, a ques- -tion he definitely needed to know the answer to. A question he woul- -d die without knowing what was going to happen afterward. ╾ 「❝  Who’s going to FIX me?  ❞」 Since there was mention of a project being abandoned, he could only assume that it was him. After all, he wasn’t normal. He knew he wa- -sn’t. He figured he was broken; that he couldn’t be fixed by just any- -one.  He brought his hand up to itch the side of his head in a bit of thought,  being mindful of the odd wires hooked into his body. He had already t- -ried to rip one of them out before he met Mari, but that resulted in a  zap and his pixels briefly going out of control; something he wanted to avoid doing ever again. It hurt like hell, honestly. 

Fair enough. - She thought as the lagged, broken voice asked to get answers before telling more. If she asked, then she had to answer. A moment of hesitation - A deep breath. Was it just a simple vault-key deal? As far as the woman was aware Atlas didn’t plan anything else with him. Maybe she can improvise. Say what she thinks would have happened - After the truth, of course. Just -- A nicer, more colored truth.

               ❛ You were created by the Atlas corporation for the purpose of opening a vault full of valuable things for Pandoran people. Then it would have been time for you to live a full life. It was due to a mistake that you have woken up during the process and it caused your systems to glitch out - At the moment making you incapable to give them what they want.❜  She told almost like it was a fact written in a book - Like she was reading it out from a sheet that she didn’t have. After all, she figured truth to be told would be the best thing to have.

Then the next question came, and Mariana gasped almost inaudibly. Alright. A question not even she could answer properly. Who was going to fix him? Atlas sure wasn’t. The leader of the corporation decided to give an order to the engineers and workers except for her all around the facility to work on another project. The Gortys project. But after all, her job is to talk to him and try her best, isn’t it? Doesn’t that make her his caretaker? Doesn’t that make her the person who was going to save him? Fix him? Damn right it was.

                  ❛ I am.❜  She replied confidently, then keeping a short pause. Is that for real? Was she going to? Sure.

                   ❛ As I said before I am here to help now - Without bullshiting. I just need you to cooperate with me, and you will be just like me very soon.❜  Mariana finished, holding up a wrist to show off hardly visible - But definitely cords instead of veins running through her body. Just like him.

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                                       I am sick & tired of being sick & tired

                                                       Why betray my mind when I know

                                                                  The control is mine.

                                      ★ Indie ★ Private ★ Semi-Selective ★ Multiverse ★ 

                                   ★ Mariana ★ Borderlands ★ 10+ years of experience ★

                                                                    Penned by; Rina

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“Did you know that 97% of all living things on Pandora aren’t exploding right now?”

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          ❛ Is that exact statistics now? That definitely is a lot of people, but Pandora is big. I would have guessed a bigger number - Like 99% are not exploding now.❜  She replied with a smile - Then the realization kind of hit her.

           ❛ Are you doing the rest 3%?❜

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BORDERLANDS sentence starters ( radio edition )

“At this rate I’ll never get to kill anything…” “Your mom sounds like a bitch!” “Your words are music to my ears!” “Seriously. Do it now.” “I lost both my thumbs in a horrific foreplay accident!” “There are three types of people in this universe: People who need to be killed, the people doing the killing and the people who pay them.” “If you get shot, I’m all you got.” “Dear ___, SUCK IT. Love ___.” “Got twelve of those bitches.” “If you give me any lip I’ll throw you in a car crusher.” “Stay for the awkward flirting.” “Simple, ey?” “If you don’t buy it, you’ll die.” “A stalker has you cornered and unarmed, what do you do?” “I pre-ordered this book before it came out and am therefore demonstrably more wealthy than you.” “Are you capable of reading?” “…Decapitates him with a single shot.” “If it took more than one shot, you weren’t using a jakobs.” “Combat is an art.” “Beauty through destruction.” “Number one, Nachos will cease to exist.” “Number three, I’ll be dead.” “I spent last night getting inebriated and left 73% of my clothing in an undisclosed location within sanctuary.” “Take your finger off the trigger from time to time.” “Humans, aim for the head.” “It’s a harsh world out there gunslingers, don’t let it beat you.” “Even when there’s a fool in your cross-hairs and murder on your mind, just remember it costs you nothing to be kind.” “You can’t kill what you can’t see.” “You won’t like them when they’re angry.” “Remember that when things get tough.” “Some people fight the power. ___ put a bullet in it’s eye.” “Still, here’s to wishful thinking.” “Now is the time to pick up a gun and get to killing.” “That’s nearly three times as many.” “Did you know that 97% of all living things on Pandora aren’t exploding right now?” “They are coming… perhaps not today, perhaps not tomorrow. But soon…” “Will you be ready to fight back?” “There are only two types of people in the universe: The oppressors and the oppressed.” “VLADOF!!”

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handsomehappenings:

“I’m not against doing anything with another man Mari, just one that didn’t crawl out of a black swamp would be preferred.” [He chugged his hot coffee, not even stopping for a breath. The cup made weird sucking noises as those plastic lids usually do until he had drank it dry. He shook his head to get rid of the burn and stood up, putting his Jacket on.] “Well, you ready? It’s time to get to the lair of that little creep so I can get it out of the way. I’ll wave some hazard pay for your continued presence in his office.”

          ❛ Hey don’t be so rude - He is not that bad. He’s got a very ... Charming personality. And true love for you. What else could you possibly ask for?❜  She asked, not being able to resist a snort. God, that man was a freak. She sipped away her coffee until he dressed and stood - Then she picked her folder back up and headed outside.

           ❛ That works. Some life-danger bonus for bothering the lovely romantically planned moment of Nakayama. That’s hardcore third-wheeling❜

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handsomehappenings:

“You’re terrible at this, girl. But you’re good at your job, so I’ll allow it. What do I have to present to starch pants today again? You know I would be lost without you.”

        ❛ That’s what matters, isn’t it? As far as I know I don’t get paid for fulfilling sexual needs.❜   She replied with a faint smile, thinking for a second before turning back to finish both of their coffees - Then hand one of the cups over to him.

         ❛ Usual about the stuff Hyperion’s been sellin’. Nothing special.❜

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“I could start paying you for that too if you want. Call it “appreciation bonus” on the books. Basically what you’re telling me is that I need to do the windbag’s work for him and talk to the head of each department like every month. It would be so much easier to just conference with them…. [He shuddered a bit when thinking about seeing one of them.] Damnit, that means I have to go see that slimy Nakayama again who keeps trying to blow kisses at me…. At least you will be there.”

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Sure I will take it into consideration just give me a few more days.” The woman replied with a soft laugh as she shook her head. 
“So who said you can’t just hold a conference with each at the same time? …Oh wait, I do now. It would be hell to plan. And that’s on me.” Mariana added, furrowing her brows as she took a sip from the anyway still hot drink. 
“Will I now? How do you know I will follow you to the love altar of the creep? You probably should have some alone quality time with him. Sure he would appreciate it.” She teased with a grin from behind her cup.

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handsomehappenings:

“You’re terrible at this, girl. But you’re good at your job, so I’ll allow it. What do I have to present to starch pants today again? You know I would be lost without you.”

        ❛ That’s what matters, isn’t it? As far as I know I don’t get paid for fulfilling sexual needs.❜   She replied with a faint smile, thinking for a second before turning back to finish both of their coffees - Then hand one of the cups over to him.

         ❛ Usual about the stuff Hyperion’s been sellin’. Nothing special.❜

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necnsigns:

   “ – you have no idea how much I want to ruin it now , since you said that. ” Fetch’s smile showed she was only kidding, but her hand gestured to the pizza in front of them, raising an eyebrow to her friend.

“ Oh? You mean this pizza? No way! I payed for it so I get more slices. Those are the rules. ”

           ❛ Dude, dare you, and I will ruin your pretty face, I swear to God..❜  She threatened - Obviously as some kind of teasing, or joke  - Even laughing after saying it.

            ❛ Yeah, but it was my idea to get pizza in the first place and I am way hungrier than you are so step away at least half of that ish is mine!❜

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handsomehappenings:

“Thats it, just remain professional. You dont have to talk about screaming my name so loud the maitenance departents could hear. Anyhow, what else is the scoop this morning, cupcake?”

         ❛ Woah, that sounds wild. Are you sure you didn’t just have some sort of a wild dream about that when drinkin’ yourself swamp drunk at Christmas? Those guys hear everything.❜  She replied, now that the coffee was put to make magic and itself done, turning towards him again.

          ❛ As far as I know, the morning is free. According to the schedule it is from two that you shall do a report to the president. Just so that everything is running smoothly.❜

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necnsigns:

   “ – it’s fine.  But … not gonna think about how it would work. Just gonna eat it before I do somethin’ stupid.  And knowin’ me , that isn’t too far off if this conversation about fuckin’ pizza continues. ”

            ❛ Okay, that sounds fair. Please don’t ruin my pizza experience.❜  She replied with a giggle, picking a slice up and shoving it into her mouth.

          ❛ Dude I have been fucking starving. I could eat the whole thing alone.❜

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handsomehappenings:

“Humans get up late, Mari. Its just part of life. As for Atlas, ill own them soon enough anyhow and itegrate the workers. Not a problem. You know how I like my coffee, but a big cup of you with a bit of Jackie as the big spoon would be nice. Like the company christmas party. That was fun.”

            ❛ Does that mean that Tassiter is not a human? Never have I ever in my life I heard of him getting up late.❜  She replied with a raised brow, letting herself in without a second thought in order to prepare coffee - Preferably for the both of them

              ❛  I have no idea what do you mean by that. Christmas party? I don’t remember such a thing.❜    She replied - Her words sounding like lies. God, was she bad at lies? 

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necnsigns:

   “ – you’re talkin’ to the same girl who said she was gonna fuck Wolverine in high school. You shouldn’t be too surprised at the shit I wanna fuck. ”

              ❛ Oh, getting real here, are we? Who wouldn’t fuck Wolverine? I am not all that surprised by pizza, but I mean. At least fuck something with a hole in it. Or something that is long. Have expectations from your fuck objects.❜  

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OPEN ;; 

   “ – yep , it’s a given now.  I’m gonna fuckin’ fuck this pizza. ”

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        ❛ I know it’s tasty as all hell and it is good to see you still as you were -------

                But girl I spent months trying to find you, please don’t greet me by fucking a pizza.❜  

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@handsomehappenings continued from here

             ❛ You overslept. So even the top of the corporate ladder does that.❜  Mariana stated with a seemingly careless voice, but a smile on her lips. Normally it probably wouldn’t have been a good idea to tease your boss - But was anything about Handsome Jack ever normal? He wasn’t Tassiter to not breathe and speak a bad word around. She then glanced down to the folder in her hands - Like she needed it.

               ❛ I half believed that you would be dressed, but I guess you gotta believe in church. The envoy from Atlas chickened out because they never arrived so that’s out of the schedule. .. Coffee ? ❜ Mariana told, then asked suddenly - Shutting the thing in her hands.