oh also if you want to help me contact me @rapuhnzel please!! thanks guys i love you
taylor price

Discoholic 🪩

roma★
RMH

⁂
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Cosimo Galluzzi

oozey mess
sheepfilms

No title available
dirt enthusiast
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
One Nice Bug Per Day
tumblr dot com

Origami Around
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
KIROKAZE
Today's Document

seen from Australia

seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from Colombia

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Türkiye
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Australia
seen from United States
seen from Bahamas

seen from United States
@touteavous-blog
oh also if you want to help me contact me @rapuhnzel please!! thanks guys i love you
hello everyone!!! happy holidays!!
so, i know i haven’t been On The Scene™ since like, what, 1942? but i was curious to know if i were to make a new rp blog, a) would anyone actually follow it, and b) would anyone be willing to help me with a theme?
i hope you’re all well! xoxo
what is up historical rp tumblr please help me return to this odd little community
hey guys uhhhhhh so i still don’t have a laptop. but the thing is i’m in my junior year of high school so i have a ton of shit going on as well as participating in three clubs and learning to drive and i really just don’t have time for this anymore. i’ve also seriously lost interest and the hamilton fandom is too dramatic for me to be a part of anymore. so i’m done here. thanks for fun times!
same here!!
[Gilbert] seems completely unbiased about everyone, even the person he loves most. In short, my dear aunts, in the midst of the greatest dangers God has preserved for us the most distinguished and lovable person in the world. Let us bless him, let us pray for him. I am very grateful to God when I reflect on my good fortune in being his wife. I am distressed at being so much less gracious than he is, and I hope that my affection makes up for what I lack in charm.
Adrienne de Noailles, who deserved the world and more, on the return of Lafayette. (via alyssaannfrank)
sentence starters: protective edition.
“Don’t let them talk to you that way.”
“I get so angry whenever I hear them talking about you… you don’t deserve it.”
“You could have been killed!”
“What were you thinking?!?”
“Are you alright?! Do you need anything?”
“I can’t leave you here alone.”
“I don’t want to lose you.”
“If they lay a finger on you, I swear I’ll kill them.”
“I’ll protect you with my life.”
“I’ll never leave your side. Not until we can ensure your safety.”
“Who did this to you?!”
“No one messes with you and gets away with it.”
“I’ve got you, don’t worry.”
“Come on, tell me what happened.”
corruption’s such an old song that we can sing along in harmony and nowhere is it stronger than in albany this colony’s economy’s increasingly stalling and honestly, that’s why public service seems to be calling me
i practiced the law, i practic’ly perfected it i’ve seen injustice in the world, and i’ve corrected it now, for a strong central democracy if not, then i’ll be socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities
now, what i’m gonna say may sound indelicate–-
Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not
i like how mine and reid's relationship consists of sending each other ask memes we never answer and saying we should do threads we never start
more texts for you bitches
ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life. [text] I should have never let you back into my life. [text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that. [text] Please don’t walk away. [text] Please don’t do this. [text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you? [text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it. [text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. [text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong. [text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me. [text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did [text] The truth is I’m not over you. [text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you. [text] I’m seeing someone else. [text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker? [text] You’re so selfish. [text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them]. [text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah. [text] Be careful. [text] I’m only saying it because I love you. [text] I’m only saying it because I care about you. [text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee. [text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week? [text] Let me take you out, please? [text] Let me make you dinner tonight. [text] I want you to be happy. [text] You’re always safe with me. [text] I can’t stop thinking about you. [text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you. [text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that. [text] It was so good seeing you. [text] You don’t need this shit. [text] I’ll be there in five minutes. [text] Let me help, please? [text] You’re important to me. [text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that. [text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day. [text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love. [text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now. [text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut. [text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!? [text] Lose my number, asshole. [text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so. [text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf. [text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend. [text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is. [text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it? [text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole. [text] Go fuck yourself. [text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you? [text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first. [text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now [text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this. [text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair. [text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor. [text] Come over. With condoms. [text] You should come over, clothing optional. [text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT [text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life [text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous? [text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended. [text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together [text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis. [text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology. [text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH. [text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking? [text] I just need some of your time and all of your body. [text] I am available for nakedness [text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w [drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH [drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever [drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like [drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss [drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight [drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS [drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no [drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated [drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol. [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin [drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE
i have not time to tell you the cause of my PRESENT TROUBLES, only that mister has wrote to you this morning and i know not whether you have got the letter or not, and he has swore that if you do not answer it, or if he does not see or hear from you today, he will write mrs. hamilton. he has just gone out, and i am alone. i think you had better come here one moment, that you may know the cause then you will the better know how to act. oh my god, i feel more for you than myself and wish i had never been born to give you SO MUCH UNHAPPINESS. do not write to him, no, not a line but come here soon. do not send or leave any thing in his power -maria reynolds to alexander hamilton on december 15, 1791.
promo credit.
Fluffy/Blushy Sentence Starters
aka “I can feel my cheeks blushing from just thinking about what I want to say to you”
“I like the way your hand fits in mine.”
“You have something in your hair, umm… Do you want me to get it out?”
“It’s nice that your voice was the first thing I heard today.”
“You can call me whenever you want… Even if you don’t have a reason to.”
“I’m bad at texting first, so I always end up hoping you will.”
“This movie is really scary, but you’re into it so I’m trying not to cover my face the whole time, but- WHAT IS THAT?”
“Wait, don’t pull away… Not yet.”
“You look really cute in that sweater.”
“Half the time I get too embarrassed to say anything.”
“No, it’s fine. I can wait until you’re done talking to them.”
“No, like…. It’s just, I can’t believe you’re actually wearing my clothes.”
“You’re a big piece of inspiration for this, honestly.”
“God, you always make me blush so damn much.”
“I’ve been trying to get ready for like an hour and a half, because I know you’re going to look so good and I need to try and match up.”
“Would it be too cliche if we matched clothes a little?”
“First second I saw you and I couldn’t get over how beautiful you were.”
“I wanted to say “I love you” for the first time without stuttering, but that failed.”
“Could you hold my hand?”
“You can’t leave without letting me hug you first.”
“I really love holding you, darling.”
“That pet name was so gushy, but it was also so cute.”
“Aw, you’re blushing like a rose.”
“Your lips are really warm.”
“I can’t get over how a few months ago I wanted to learn your name and now you’re having breakfast with me in my sweater.”
“No, mom, don’t tell him/her I said that about him/her!”
“My friends get so annoyed by how much I talk about how sometimes.”
“Wanna, like– I mean, if you’re not busy… We could get lunch? Or even just coffee if you don’t have a lot of time?”
“Wow, I didn’t think you could make me smile this big.”
“You don’t need to leave so soon.”
“You look so comfy, and cuddle-able.”
“Quit smiling at me, I can’t stop messing up my sentences when you look at me like that.”
“You’re hiding under the blanket because you’re blushing?”
“You make me so happy.”
“Don’t give me that puppy dog face. How am I supposed to say no to that?”
“You made these cupcakes for me?”
“I look forward to holding you close in bed soon.”
“Let’s share my coat, since you’re so cold.”
“I can’t believe I got the first date, let alone a year.”
“You make me feel so damn gushy.”
“How do you always manage to look so captivating?”
“Would you mind if I kissed you?”
“Are you sugar personified or something?”
“I know I’ve kissed you like, ten times, but just like another ten, please.”
“You’re the perfect height for me to rest my chin on your head.”
“I would’ve had breakfast ready, but you were sleeping on my arm, and I didn’t want to wake you.”
“Is it cold outside or are you just blushing?”
“Yeah… Huh? Oh, sorry I was just thinking about my girl/boyfriend.”
“I’m so in love with her/him, I don’t know what do do.”
“I remember practicing how to ask you out to the mirror.”
Writer’s choice
Send a name and a sentence xx
disney parks starters!!
( for all your ridiculously cheesy/nostalgic needs; includes quotes from attractions in several disney parks )
Pirates of the Caribbean
❝Dead men tell no tales.❞
❝Don’t tell them __, don’t be a chicken.❞
❝Strike yer colors, ya bloomin’ cockroachers! ❞
❝What be I offered for this winsome wench? ❞
❝Shift yer cargo, dearie, show ‘em your larboard side.❞
❝We’re rascals, scoundrels, villains, and knaves.❞
❝Drink up me hearties, yo ho! ❞
The Jungle Cruise
❝I’d like to point out some of my favorite plants…that one, that one and that one…❞
❝Watch your head and watch your step. If you don’t watch your head, watch your language, there are children here.❞
❝There’s a dock on the left and a dock on the right. We call that a paradox.❞
❝May I have your attention please: due to circumstances beyond our control…the __ will be operating for the rest of the evening. Thank you.❞
❝I’d like to leave you with some words of wisdom my father shared with me when I turned 18…..GET OUT!❞
❝There it is ladies and gentlemen: the backside of water!❞
Haunted Mansion/Phantom Manor
❝Welcome, foolish mortal(s).❞
❝Your cadaverous pallor betrays an aura of foreboding.❞
❝Of course, there’s always my way. ❞
❝Send us a message from somewhere beyond… ❞
❝They’re assembling for a swinging wake, and they’ll be expecting me.❞
❝There’s a little matter I forgot to mention.❞
❝Hurry back, we would like your company.❞
❝You may not believe it, but beauty once lived in this house. And beauty lives here still.❞
❝A ravishing bride… A vanishing groom.❞
It’s A Small World
❝It’s a world of hopes and a world of fears.❞
❝There’s so much that we share.❞
❝There is just one moon and one golden sun.❞
❝A smile means friendship to everyone.❞
❝It’s a small world after all.❞
The Enchanted Tiki Room
❝My siestas are getting shorter and ‘shorter…❞
❝Oh, look at all the people!❞
❝Let’s put on a show!❞
❝Welcome to our tropical hideaway.❞
❝Quit talking while I’m interrupting!❞
Epcot
❝We create a better world for ourselves and our children.❞
❝Verged on the threshold of infinity, we see our world as it truly is: small, silent, fragile, alive, a drifting island in the midnight sky.❞
❝If we can dream it, we really can do it.❞
❝A dream can be a dream come true with just that spark in me and you. ❞
❝Pride is one of our nation’s passions.❞
❝One little spark of inspiration is at the heart of all creation.❞
❝Oh, there are so many places to dream about.❞
❝We built America, and the process made us Americans, a new breed, routed in all races.❞
❝The golden age never was the present age.❞
❝If you’ll pardon an old man’s/woman’s pride.❞
❝Let your new dawn lead to the final sunset on my people’s suffering.❞
❝I see men of my own race treated as outlaws or shot down like animals.❞
❝We weren’t dreamers. We were visionaries.❞
Hollywood Studios
❝It’s called “A Salute to All Nations, But Mostly America”.❞
❝Besides, they’re tourists. What do they know?❞
❝You got a minute and a half.❞
❝What foolishness would you like to see?❞
❝You are about to discover what lies beyond the deepest, darkest corner of the imagination.❞
❝A warm welcome back to those of you who made it.❞
❝You have just entered – the twilight zone.❞
❝We know you have this rebel spy on board.❞
❝And I thought I hated space travel.❞
❝Um, excuse me, you don’t seem to understand.❞
❝I want that spy!❞
❝Some imagination, huh?❞
Closed/Other/Misc
❝The Big Apple. New York, New York. City of ten million dreams … and one parking space.❞
❝There is a great and lasting truth about the family of man. A truth which separates us from all the other creatures of the Earth. We can dream.❞
❝Impossible? No, sir. This may be improbable, but believe me, it’s not impossible.❞
❝Use your head, don’t lose your head.❞
❝I know this is probably your first flight, and it’s…mine too.❞
and, of course:
❝Please stand clear of the doors. Por favor mantengase alejado de las puertas.❞
[that's not even counting what i have saved online ;)]
[ah, since i forgot to make a post here-- my laptop is broken. i'm out of commission till that changes. sorry guys 💔]
some boys are just born to burn; you can tell by their firework smiles — bright enough to strike a match. ( quote credit. )
❝ Anastasie, then a child of seven, insisted on accompanying her mother. As they entered, the city stones were THROWN at them by a rabble of anti-aristocrats. The girl showed no fear, but tried to shield her mother. “If your father knew that you were here,“ said Adrienne to her daughter, “he would be worried, but he would be VERY PROUD OF YOU. ❞